Tag Archives: spanking

Sarah Silverman Tells Mom: “I’m Sleeping With A Man That Spanks Me”

Jessica WakemanFebruary 4, 2010 //

Sarah Silverman visited David Letterman last night and charmed the old guy with a heartwarming tale of mother-daughter bonding: One day Mrs. Silverman was in the bathroom while her daughter was undressing for a shower, checked out Sarah’s rear, and gasped in horror. Keep reading »

Turns Out, Kids Who Got Spanked Do Better In Life

adminJanuary 6, 2010 //

I was spanked as a child, mostly for running away and for disobeying my parents. My brother got spanked for kneeing a classmate in the balls and trying to off me every couple months. I’m pretty well-adjusted, always did well in school despite my efforts to appear “punk rock,” and I certainly never thought ill of my parents for introducing me to the long arm of the law. I still meet people who I think could’ve benefited from a good (not sexy) spanking once in a while. And turns out, I’m right. A new study shows that children who are smacked by their parents might grow up to be happier and more successful than those who’ve never been hit. Children who are physically punished until the age of 6 perform better in school as teenagers and are more likely to do volunteer work and go to college. That said, those who got whipped into adolescence developed behavioral problems. [Times Online] Keep reading »

Mobile Domination For The Submissive On The Go

Susannah BreslinOctober 26, 2009 //

I can’t speak with great expertise as to exactly what’s going on here because I don’t speak Deutsch, but what we appear to have is a “mobile dominatrix” who will come abuse interested submissives wherever they are. Basically, this German dominatrix rides around in a van that contains a portable dungeon. She shows up where you are — at work, at home, I don’t know — and you climb inside her dungeon on wheels for the spanking of your life. Or flogging. Or whatever it is that you are into. I like how the Domina-Mobil has no shame; in America, I don’t think you could get away with driving a van with a dominatrix painted on the side and a fully equipped dungeon inside. Check out a shot of the interior of Dominatrix My Mobile after the jump. Keep reading »

8 Sex “Mistakes” We Don’t Regret From College

Jessica WakemanOctober 19, 2009 //

We snorted Frappucino out our noses reading Maxim‘s “9 Sexual Mistakes You Made In College,” because we totally boned that guy with un-ironic Power Rangers bed sheets who wore his socks while doing that deed.

Yeah, that guy was a mistake—but, by and large, we look back on our college years with zero regrets. That night with the handcuffs? The trip up our back door? The romp with our Women’s Studies TA? They’re all juicy bits to keep things entertaining when our life flashes before our eyes. Ladies of gentler stock might reflect on their higher education years with shame. But those bitches don’t remember what really happened anyway, because they needed at least three Jaeger bombs just to loosen up. After the jump, sex “mistakes” we don’t regret making in college. Keep reading »

13 Things Men Don’t Understand About Women’s Bodies

Jessica WakemanAugust 24, 2009 //

A few weeks ago I turned to my guy and asked, “When you have to pee, can you feel it in your penis?” He raised his eyebrows at me and said, “No, Jess, I feel it in my bladder, like every other human being.” Well, excuse me for not knowing much about male anatomy. Am I right, ladies? Guy’s bodies are a little confusing sometimes—and we can sure as hell think of some things men don’t know about women’s bodies: Keep reading »

Internet Porn Is The Best Sex Ed A Teen Could Have

Jessica WakemanAugust 12, 2009 //

Woe betide the sexual being who has a kinky fetish but doesn’t have internet access. You could waste years of your life—decades, even!—fretting that you’re the only sick f*** who likes her wrists handcuffed to the bedposts during sex. But with a few clicks of the mouse, anyone can get the lowdown via internet porn: Other chicks like to be restrained during sex, too! Lots and lots of chicks, actually. You’re pretty normal, girlie. In fact, you’re almost boring. All this is thanks to the 21st-century technology revolution, which isn’t only great for curious adults, but curious teens, as well. Make that really curious teens. Keep reading »

paddles

Jessica WakemanJune 17, 2009 //
  1. Just as I must carry a Hermes crocodile handbag specially raised for my sartorial enjoyment, I can’t be spanked with anything less than an $895 croc paddle from Kiki Di Montparnasse.

    http://www.kikidm.com/shop/product.php?productid=21954&cat=378&page=1&initial=%20PL7105

  2. For those of us in the proletariat, fortunately Kiki Di Montparnasse makes a cheaper paddle—if you consider $195 “cheap”—called the “spank me” paddle.

    http://www.kikidm.com/shop/product.php?productid=21961&cat=378&page=1&initial=PL7131

Kate Gosselin Spanks Her Kids — Controversy Ensues

Carrie WasterlainJune 17, 2009 //

Photos of Kate Gosselin spanking her daughter in public have sparked quite a bit of controversy. Some are calling it “normal,” while others are deeming it “abuse.” While Gosselin has used questionable scolding techniques in the past (she reportedly chased one of her kids with a wooden spoon), I don’t think she’s the only mother who spanks her kids. I, myself, am not a believer in booty-smacking, but if I had eight children, I might have to reevaluate my position…

What do you think? Are Jon and Kate child abusers? Or just average parents? [PopEater] Keep reading »

First Time For Everything: Getting Spanked

Jessica WakemanJune 1, 2009 //
spanking photo

My first spanking was at my 16th birthday party. My guy friends tackled me on the kitchen floor and took turns giving me 16 spanks. And maybe one for good luck. I don’t remember. Once freed, I was livid. I was mortified.

And I was totally turned on. Keep reading »

Why Do Strong Women Like To Be Dominated?

Jessica WakemanMay 29, 2009 //

Imagine a woman: She has a college degree and a job, she pays for her own house and car, and she’s not intimidated by any man for any reason. She’s smart, independent and strong.

Isn’t it a puzzle, then, that she has sexual fantasies of being dominated?

Actually, researchers say, it makes perfect sense. Keep reading »

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