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“Morgan Freeman” Assaults Us With That Awesome Sorority Girl Letter

"Punch yourself in the face right now."

Last one, we swear! If you get Morgan fucking Freeman to read Rebecca Martinson’s Delta Gamma sorority letter, you better believe we’re going to post it. Okay, maybe it’s not Morgan Freeman himself, but a Morgan Freeman sound-a-like named Josh Robert Thompson — and it’s pretty damn convincing. This could change everything. Think about “Shawshank Redemption,” for one. What if Morgan Freeman’s character Red had been all, “ANDY! Don’t be a cunt punt! Dig us out of prison!” How much better would that movie have been, really? [HyperVocal]

Meet Sigma Nu!
Sigma Nu
Here's the frat Rebecca Martinson is concerned with impressing! Read More »
Rebecca "Resigns"
Rebecca Martinson
The Delta Gamma sorority letter writer resigns. Read More »
Michael Shannon's Reading
Michael Shannon
A slightly scarier version of Rebecca's email... Read More »

Meet Rebecca Martinson, The Rabid Sorority Sister From Delta Gamma

Meet Sigma Nu!
Sigma Nu
Here's the frat Rebecca Martinson is concerned with impressing! Read More »
Amazing Sorority Letter
Rebecca Martinson wants her sisters to shape up. Read More »
Rebecca's Not Alone
Here are 10 other tales from the sorority hall of shame! Read More »
Career Advice For Rebecca
She's gonna need a job someday -- here are a few suggestions... Read More »

Yesterday, we shared with you an amazing email from one of the University of Maryland’s Delta Gamma sisters to her fellow sorority members. The letter upbraided the girls for basically being “weird,” “awkward” “faggots” who were unable to properly socialize (re: bang) the sorority’s brother frat, Sigma Nu.

You can read the full histrionic letter here.

But in the meantime! The Internet did what the Internet does best (besides cat videos), which is discover the identity of the letter writer. She’s none other than Rebecca Martinson, whose now-infamous Twitter account has been deleted. It seems she’s fond of writing gems like… Keep reading »

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