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Meet The “Dick Sucking Queen,” Our New Favorite Foul-Mouthed Sorority Girl

Meet The "Dick Sucking Queen," Our New Favorite Foul-Mouthed Sorority Girl
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Rebecca Martinson isn't alone. Here are 10 others crazy sorority tales... Read More »

Did I make a terrible mistake not pledging a sorority — or at least attending a school with a Greek system – in college? The sorority girls I read about in the news seem so … fun! Or at the very least wildly entertaining to gawk at. I still haven’t gotten over the ridiculous trainwreck that was Rebecca “Cunt Punt” Martinson, but a new sorority sister may have won my heart. She’s thus far anonymous, but according to the open letter she sent to Total Sorority Move, she’s a self-proclaimed ‘dick sucking queen,’ and she’s got some much-needed advice for her “sloot” sorority sisters. Behold, Dick Sucking Queen’s thoughts on, duh, sucking dick, swallowing and blacking out, amongst other, deeper pursuits: Keep reading »

A Closer Look At The Pi Phi Rush Dress Code Beauty Rules

By now you may have read about the outrageously delish sartorial demands sorority girls rushing Pi Phi at Cornell must contend with. In a world where LiLo-style jeggings are fully wrong, but Audrey Hepburn staple capri pants are not, we don’t wanna be right. We too have gotten our hands on this astounding tome. But the devil is truly in the details. Let’s take a look at the section called, “HAIR, MAKEUP & HANDS,” with the subtitle: “MY FAVORITE. These are life lessons so read carefully.”

Oh, in that case, we’re just gonna let the document speak for itself. Keep reading »

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