JUICY BUNS. (For those of you who do not live and breathe SAMCRO, this is Juice Ortiz, played by super hot-bunned actor Theo Rossi, doing naked pushups.)
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HELL YES, “Sons of Anarchy” season seven starts tonight! I am so excited about my favorite TV show’s return that I spent some quality time making this handy chart of Jax Teller’s fuckability over the last six seasons, based on his hairstyle. As you can see, whether he’s rocking the innocent bob of season one, the shaggy grown out locks of seasons two and three, the post-prison shaved head of season four, the slicked back bossman style of season five, or even the awkward growing out stage of season six, Jax is always totally fuckable. Just sometimes even more so. Season five’s ‘do realllllllllly did it for me. How about you? Enjoy the show, croweaters!
I’ve been obsessed with a lot of TV shows over the years, but the way I feel about “Sons of Anarchy” puts the rest to shame. Maybe it’s because I watched all six seasons of the show in a month, sometimes as many as 10 episodes a day, so the drama in Charming started to blur with real life and the men of SAMCRO are my boys. I have literally been tap-tap-tapping my feet awaiting the show’s seventh and final season and now, finally, we have a trailer hyping the 90 minute (!!!!!!) premiere on September 9. Basically, Jax Teller has no fucks to give following the tragic happenings in season six, and in season seven, he’s going to war. Cannot. Wait.
Attention all you crow eaters: the seventh and final season of “Sons of Anarchy” begins September 9. If, like us, you cannot wait for the return of Jax Teller and the rest of SAMCRO, we’ve got some info about what to expect from Charming’s hottest band of outlaws, straight from the show’s cast and creator. Here’s what we learned when the boys sat down to discuss “SOA”‘s final season at the recent Television Critics Press Tour. (Check out a brief teaser trailer above!) Keep reading »
Warning: This post contains spoilers about the most recent episodes of “Game of Thrones.”
Uh oh, y’all. I’m worried. After last week’s gruesome conclusion to “Game of Thrones,” in which Oberyn was defeated by Gregor Clegan in the battle to the death that determined Tyrion Lannister’s eventual fate, I’ve started to get really, really concerned that the Imp might not make it out of this season alive. But would George R. R. Martin really kill off such a vital and beloved character? Of course he would! He’s done it time and time again! But if Evil Bitch Queen Cersei gets her wish and has Tyrion executed for the murder of King Joffrey, I will be wrecked. Wrecked!
Listen, as a semi-professional TV watcher, I’ve endured plenty of TV character deaths without shedding a tear, so this isn’t me being melodramatic. Walter White? Saw his death coming and, in fact, hoped for it. Brody on “Homeland”? Whatever, that tiny mouth annoyed me. Andrea on “The Walking Dead”? Did a jig on her fictional grave! But some TV deaths have hit me harder than others. Dear God, “Game Of Thrones,” please don’t make me add Tyrion Lannister to this list…
Hell. Yes. The cast of “Sons of Anarchy” — the show I lost my entire January to thanks to emotionally traumatic binge-watching sessions — has gone back to work filming season seven! Jax Teller (aka Charlie Hunnam) looks sexy as fuck, as per usual, but also a little too chipper for my liking, given what happened at the end of season six. WHY AREN’T YOU CRYING, JAX?! Because I’m still crying! Inside! Anyway, the crow eater in my panties cannot wait to find out how this epic series is going to come to an end — Gemma, forever alone please! — this fall. Check out a couple more pics after the jump. [Photos: Pacific Coast News] Keep reading »