Tag Archives: song lyrics

Misheard Lyrics: Christina Aguilera’s “Ain’t No Other Man”

Amelia McDonell-ParryMarch 25, 2011 //


Not that I’m in the habit of singing along with Christina Aguilera songs, but the next time I decide to belt out “Ain’t No Other Man,” I’m using these lyrics, not the original ones. Check out a bunch of others over at Buzzfeed. [YouTube] Keep reading »

Top 9 Songs About Self-Love

Amelia McDonell-ParryAugust 16, 2010 //

Writing a song about self-love isn’t as easy as it sounds, I imagine. How do you pen a tune about masturbation that doesn’t sound obvious or conjure up disturbing images? The following artists did it right, in no particular order (and check out clips of the songs, after the jump). Keep reading »

Taylor Swift Sings About Eyeballs, Stars, And Crying

Catherine StrawnFebruary 9, 2010 //

Taylor Swift has been winning a lot of awards lately for her sugary sweet songs. But what’s the lil’ country girl singing about anyway? She definitely has a few favorite subjects. Click through for the full image. [Autosaddle via BuzzFeed] Keep reading »

10 Butt-Kicking Breakup Ballads

SimchaDecember 1, 2008 //

Over the weekend, The New York Times’ advice column, “Social Q’s,” got a query from a recently dumped girl who just couldn’t seem to cheer up. Writer Philip Galanes pointed out, the proper soundtrack can get you grooving to your own gloom! He singled out Pink’s new anthem about getting back out there after her own divorce, “So What.” He then encouraged the sad soul to sing along at full blast until it became her new mantra: “So, so what/I’m still a rock star/I’ve got my rock moves/And I don’t need you.” Yeah, that’s some solid (as a rock) advice! But Pink isn’t the only one who has weathered the storm after a split. Since misery loves company, here are The Frisky’s picks for beating the blues to get you back in the mood to be your butt-kicking self! Keep reading »

Recession Playlist: 15 Songs About Cash

Annika HarrisNovember 17, 2008 //

Making green, spending green and lacking green are all on everyone’s minds these days, especially since the holidays are approaching and our economy hasn’t crawled out of the crapper, yet. Since this recession may have you a little depressed, we decided to lift your spirits with a bit of music. You know, money makes the world go ’round, but so does a banging beat or hot melody. Listen to songs (in no particular order) that will help you forget your money troubles and others that will help you lament your lack of ducats, after the jump. Keep reading »

Our 10 Favorite Friendship Songs

Annika HarrisOctober 8, 2008 //

True friends understand you best and offer a solution or just a strong shoulder when life is at its worst. And they’re usually the first to celebrate with you when life is wonderful. But unfortunately, most songs are about trials of the heart not friendship. So we put together a list of our favorite friendship songs. After reading through the lyrics, call up your best homegirl and let us know in the comments which songs remind you of her. Keep reading »

The Daily Squeeze: Stolen Condoms, William Shatner, Booties, And Stolen Goods

Catherine StrawnAugust 25, 2008 //
  • A man who really needed some condoms rammed his SUV into a convenient store’s front door and stole two packs of Trojans. Police found him soon after hiding in some bushes. Ha. [FirstCoastNews.com]

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    Top Ten Songs With Sexually Suggestive Food Metaphors

    Amelia McDonell-ParryAugust 6, 2008 //

    This is by no means the end all, be all list of sexually-charged food metaphors in popular music, but it is a list of our favorites. Please add any others you can think of in the comments! So, anyone hungry for, say, some hot peas and butter?

    10. “B-Boy, where the f**k you at?/I been looking for your ass since a quarter past/Hot peas and butter, baby, come and get your supper/Before I make you suffer/That’s when you had enough/Can I get hot when you hit the jackpot?/Surely I can, if you the man/I get loose and produce large amounts of juice.” – “Keep On Keepin’ On”, MC Lyte
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    The Top Ten Most Pathetically Emo Songs Written By Dudes

    Amelia McDonell-ParryJuly 9, 2008 //

    Oh man, there are lots of realllllllly emotional, pathetic, wimpy songs written by guys out there. I would offer commentary on their sappiness, but it is just not necessary. Thought of a song I missed? Put the lyrics in the comments! And get out your Kleenex — you’ll laugh so hard at these boys crying that you’ll shed a few tears.

    10. “Take what’s left of this man/Make me whole once again/’Cause I want you/And I feel you/crawling underneath my skin/Like a hunger/Like a burning/To find the place I’ve never been/Now I’m broken/And I’m fading/I’m half the man I thought I would be/You can have/All that’s left/Yeah, yeah, yeah/What’s left of me.” – “What’s Left Of Me”, Nick Lachey Keep reading »

    Top Five Words Of Love From R&B Singers

    Amelia McDonell-ParryJune 4, 2008 //

    We totally love cheesy, awesome, dancey R&B songs, especially when we listen closely to the lyrics and crack up. Usher’s “Love In This Club” provided much joy with the line, “I want to bag you like some groceries,” but it’s time to call attention to some other poetic words of love and lust from R&B MCs. Here are five of our favorite lines…

    5. “Now your body’s got me feelin’ like spending/With a backroom I could come to live in/And your hair weave looking kind of pretty/The way you back it up on me baby/Lord have mercy.” — R. Kelly, “Feelin’ On Yo Booty”, TP-2.com
    R. Kelly has a thing for big butts, especially on the dance floor. This particular lady has a butt that R. Kelly would like to move into. It doesn’t hurt that her hair weave is looking nice too. If I was this woman, I would be concerned, because we have all heard about what R. Kelly likes to do with butts he likes. Just sayin’.

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