Calpernia Addams, showgirl, motorcycle enthusiast, and Southern belle, is the newest reality dating show star. Sheâ€™s gorgeous, sheâ€™s smart, sheâ€™s funny, and sheâ€™s got a better boob job than Miss New York. Whatâ€™s her secret? She used to be a man, but after serving as a decorated medic for the Navy in Desert Storm, Calpernia…
Bonus points for that brow cred.
Exceptions made for Josh Duggar, who need only write a note of apology to Jesus H. Christ.
Somebody call the wahmbulance.