So. I’m currently considering a very, very, very last minute New Year’s trip to somewhere hot. It is barely winter and I am already suffering from Seasonal Affective Disorder. And there have been signs that I am meant to go out of town and get a tan in the very near future. For example… Keep reading »
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Fashion By The Numbers
This week’s top style stories include manly coyote hats, ill-advised breast reductions, a surprisingly affordable auction of Elizabeth Taylor’s jewelry, and a peek at a top secret superstar wedding dress. Read on for the numerical breakdown! Keep reading »
Evening Quickies: Sofia Vergara’s Glorious Boobs Survived Crappy Advice From Publicist About A Breast Reduction
- Sofia Vergara’s former publicist told her to get a breast reduction because “nobody’s going to take you seriously here,” she told Health magazine. Sofia’s mom back in Colombia flipped at the idea of reducing her 34 DD cups, telling her daughter, “‘God is going to punish you!’” Sofia Vergara has kept her natural breasts, of course, and is happy with her body today. Yay for accepting your body the way it is! [US Weekly]
- The Situation is suing Abercrombie & Fitch for $4 million, an entirely reasonable sum of money, for claiming this summer to have asked him to stop wearing their clothes. [Entertainment Weekly]
- Lindsay Lohan found a bloody, severed human hand in the trash at the L.A. morgue, where she’s completing her community service. Just kidding! It was just a prank by other morgue employers, because they supposedly think she’s snobby. At least that’s what The National Enquirer says. [Gossip Cop] Keep reading »
10 “Strange Or Sexy?” Celeb Red Carpet Moments
If there’s one place for a celebrity lady to step up her game, it’s on the red carpet. Whenever it’s rolled out, famous faces come out of the woodwork (do they exist when they’re not making public appearances? Important life questions) to show off what they’ve got. Classic, bizarre, avant garde — as we’ve seen, it’s all fair in love dresses and war. But sometimes, even those who make a million a movie step out of line (and that is a fine line indeed!) and come off looking, well, cheap.
Sofia Vergara Thinks She Looks Transsexual
“I did a movie called ‘Grilled’ with Ray Romano and Kevin James that went straight to video. I played a transsexual, a guy who had gone all the way with the operation to become a woman. I had a great time playing that character. I look like a transsexual anyway. I’m a woman, but I’m super-exaggerated with my boobs, my ass, my makeup, and my accent. When I get ready for an event, I always look at myself in the mirror and say, ‘I look like a transvestite!’ I love it.”
—Sofia Vergara of “Modern Family” talks to The Advocate about playing a transsexual in the 2006 movie “Grilled.” In the interview, the reporter points out that Sofia has acted opposite Neil Patrick Harris (in “The Smurfs”), Sean Hayes (in “The Three Stooges”) and Jesse Tyler Ferguson (in “Modern Family”), who happen to be three of the most well-known openly gay actors out there. Props to Sofia for keeping her eye out for gay-friendly fare. [The Advocate] Keep reading »
Sofia Vergara Is Too Curvy To Attend The Golden Globes
“Modern Family”‘s hot mamma, Sofia Vergara, is in Golden Globe gown hell. Why? Her luscious lady lumps are in the way. She can’t find a single designer gown to accommodate her girls. After trying to squeeze into a too-tight frock earlier this week she Tweeted her plan to skip the awards show altogether. “Nothing fits meeee!!!! I’m not going to the Golden Globes!!!!!!!!” she complained. Although I do believe she is making a funny, maybe now designers will get the hint and start making gowns bigger than a size 2. [Celebitchy] Keep reading »
5 Stars Who’ve Rained On Another Star’s Award Parade
“Modern Family”‘s Ed O’Neill has started a rivalry with the cast of “Glee” after saying that Jane Lynch didn’t deserve her best supporting actress Emmy this year. He thinks it should have gone to Sofia Vergara, who plays his wife on the show. It’s nice to stand up for your teammates, but it’s kinda rude to rain on other people’s award parade. [NY Daily News]
Maybe this is a new trend in celebs voicing their opinions a little too openly? We rounded up a few other award party poopers for the occasion. Keep reading »
Got Hotness?
Sofia Vergara and her 19-year-old son share more than a milk mustache in their new “Got Milk?” ad. They share superior genes. [Celebitchy] Keep reading »
Quotable: “Modern Family”‘s Sofia Vergara Thinks Madonna Looks Like A Freak
“LA is crazy. The women all look the same now. That thing with the cheeks. Like Madonna. Who do they think they’re fooling? It doesn’t make them look young. You end up looking like a freak.”
— Sofia Vergara talks plastic surgery with Esquire. What do you think of Madonna’s face these days? [via Huffington Post] Keep reading »
Whoopi Goldberg Doesn’t Like Rape Jokes
Sometimes it’s not what is said that’s funny but the reaction to what is said that brings on the LOLs. Take for example the subtle interaction between actress Sofia Vergara, from the new comedy “Modern Family,” and Whoopi Goldberg on today’s episode of “The View.” When the ladies mention that very young-looking Vergara has an 18-year-old son, she jokes that she had her kid when she was 13. “I was raped,” she giggles. Everyone else pretty much ignores her bad joke, but Whoopi’s face is priceless. Later in the interview, Vergara laments that since her son is going to college, she’ll be all alone for the first time in her life. “I need a man!” she exclaims. After watching Whoopi’s reaction to that line, something tells me she’s going to be enjoying a stiff martini with her lunch today. Keep reading »
