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Um, Don’t Use Sofia Vergara To Promote Your Garbage Skin Treatment Without Permission

If you would like to see Vergara in ads to which she has consented, please consider the promotional materials for Cover Girl, Head & Shoulders, Pepsi or State Farm, all of which she is confident do lots in the way of results. More »


Love Is Alive Part 387: Sofia Vergara And Joe Mangianello Got Hitched

Two hideous human beings got married this weekend. Ugh. More »


Sofia Vergara Speaks Out About Nick Loeb’s Thirst For Her Frozen Embryos

Though she said she didn’t actually read ex Nick Loeb’s epic whine in the New York Times stating his utterly baseless entitlement to her frozen embryos, Sofia Vergara is very clear that he’s not getting them anytime soon. More »


#Problematic: Nick Loeb’s Entitlement, Stacey Dash’s Stupidity & Hillary Clinton’s Presidential Run

Hey guys, two weeks no see. I took a week off to breathe in spring, contemplate a kitten adoption, , and have some glasses of chillable red. Every now and then you have to hit refresh, and tell all the problematic problems to eat you in the hopes that they might appear less… More »


The Soapbox: On Nick Loeb & His Whiny Demand For Ex Sofia Vergara’s Frozen Embryos

Sofia Vergara’s ex-fiancé is determined to get the last word on the whole frozen embryo fiasco. To recap: Back when actress Sofia Vergara and Nick Loeb were engaged, they had embryos created out of her eggs and his sperm. Two viable embryos were then frozen for possible future use. When they split, Vergara wanted nothing… More »


Sofia Vergara & Joe Manganiello Are Engaged!

Sofia Vergara and Joe Manganiello, hottest couple ever, are reportedly engaged, which means we get to see sexy paparazzi photos of the two of them for the rest of forever. JUST LOOK AT THOSE MUSCLES. Mazel tov! [E!]
Bill Cosby allegedly hired a team of private investigators to find dirt on the personal… More »


This GIF Of Emma Watson Turning Into Sofia Vergara Is Blowing My Mind

I’m sorry if, like Jessica, you find this GIF “gross and macabre,” but I just had to share it. I mean, I know there’s gotta be some weird crazy Photoshop happening, but whhhhhhaaaaaaaatttt is thissssss? Sofia Vergara taking off her Emma Watson skinsuit? I never thought I would type those words. Anyway, carry on… More »


Sofia Vergara Gets The Terry Treatment

Add Sofia Vergara to the list of celebs photographed by perv-tographer Terry Richardson! See more photos at the link. [Celebuzz]
That mom who left her kids in the car so she could attend a Lil Wayne concert has some competition in the bad parenting departing. Meet the woman who, upon being busted shoplifting,… More »


Who Wore It Best: Primary Colors

This past week, primary colors made a comeback. Everybody from Sophie Vergara to Giuliana Rancic, to Erin Cosgrove of the new show “Summer Camp” is wearing ‘em. Sophia went for bold red in a maxi dress, while both Erin and Amy Childs went for super tight minis. But who’s got the best color connection? You… More »


Who Gives A Crap How Sofia Vergara Spends Her Money, Jezebel?!

I’m not really interested in the aspect of blogging where you go around writing snotty comments about your competitors. We’re all in this together and FEMINISM RAH RAH. But last night I read an unnecessarily nasty post on Jezebel tearing “Modern Family” actress Sofia Vergara a new one for the eighth deadliest sin, being a… More »


This Is How Sofia Vergara Got Ready For The Golden Globes

Sofia Vergara tweeted this picture of herself “getting ready” the night before the Golden Globes. Yesss! This is how I like to see a celeb prepping for the red carpet: with massive amounts of frosting. See, and she still looked bangin’ in her blue mermaid-y number. Let them eat cake! [WOW] … More »


Celeb Street Style Spotlight: Rad Red Purses

I’ve always insisted that a vibrant red purse is just as versatile as its black or white counterparts. It somehow acts as a neutral and provides a major pop of color simultaneously. Amazing. Want some photo proof that this bold accessory will go with everything from a teal blazer to gray sweatpants? Click through to… More »


“Personal” Pics Of Sofia Vergara Stolen From Fiance’s Phone

They’re not nude pics, but Sofia Vergara still does not want the “personal” photos stolen from her fiancé Nick Loeb’s phone to get out. The photos were apparently hacked from Loeb’s Blackberry or stolen after he lost the phone. The images, which are now being sold to tabloids, show Sofia “in her bathroom and… More »


The Best Boobs At The 2012 Emmy Awards

Who here likes boobs? That’s right, everybody likes boobs. Your probably touching yours right now, if you have ‘em (pervert). In the spirit of our collective boob-preciation, we’ve decided to showcase the absolute best boobs at last night’s Emmy Awards. Remember, you don’t have to be ginormously big or practically flat-chested in order to cast… More »


Sofia Vergara’s Very Unfortunate Wardrobe Malfunction

Your eyes are not playing tricks on you. This is indeed a photo of Sofia Vergara’s cleavage — her butt cleavage that is. Shortly before “Modern Family” won the Emmy for Outstanding Comedy Series, Sofia Vergara’s sequined mermaid gown split down the back, revealing her butt cheeks. And, because she is awesome, she had someone… More »


Sofia Vergara Is Engaged!

“Modern Family” star Sofia Vergara is engaged! The actress is bethrothed to her on-again-off-again boyfriend, Nick Loeb. Congratulations! [US Weekly]
Australian magazine Women’s Day is publishing a never-before-seen photo of Prince William and Kate Middleton on their honeymoon in the Seychelles. A royal photographer has sniffed “a week out of the spotlight was… More »


Style Stealer: Sofia Vergara’s Downtown Chic

Sofia Vergara was sported earlier this week wearing this ensemble on her way to a date with maybe-boyfriend-again Nick Loeb. Whether or not their dinner went well (it was apparently followed by chocolate, which sounds like things are going pr-ett-y great), we don’t know. But we are fairly certain that this will be one of… More »


30 Sexy Celebs Strip Down & Get Naked In Print

The moment that most of the world has been waiting for: Sofia Vergara’s naked flesh in print. The sexy star slipped into a see-through angel getup for the May cover of GQ Mexico. We think her sheer moment was well worth the wait. Click here to see the NSFW version! This got us thinking about other… More »


Sofia Vergara On The Tragedy Of American Bathing Suits

“I was like, What is that? It’s like a diaper. It’s terrible. Who can look good in that? When I moved to the United States, I used to have bathing suits brought up from Colombia. There’s nothing slutty about a dental-floss bikini. You don’t even think about it. The first bathing suit your mother buys… More »


13 Celebs Riding Roller Coasters

So what if she was filming a scene for “Modern Family”? Sofia Vergara gives good coaster face. You can’t fake coaster face. What happens to one’s face in the midst of a 100-foot free fall is beyond one’s control. And for the record, she still looks hot.  Click away to see some more celebs getting… More »


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