Posts tagged "snookin for love"

Snookin’ For Love?

Want Snooki to taste the pickle in your pants? Well, if you can’t stand house music long enough to hit on her at da club, now you can just stick it in this even more plastic version of the guidette. As the box promises, for $19.99, “She’s the whore from the Jersey Shore who alway…

Simcha / November 29, 2010

Unconfirmed, Possibly Untrue Rumor Says “Jersey Shore” Is Back For Season Two! YAY!

Our prayers to the Red Peppers and Sausage Gods have been answered: Rumor has it that Snooki,…

Jessica Wakeman / January 7, 2010

Quotable: Someday Snooki’s Prince Will Come (With Pickles)

“I want a dating show, ‘Snookin’ For Love.’ I want to find my prince. I’d have 27 guys: guidos and juice heads. That’d be heaven. Every time I’d pick a guy, I’d give them a pickle and we’d eat the pickles at the end.”—Snooki on what she wants to do after “Jersey Shore.” Get o…

Jessica Wakeman / December 30, 2009