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Snooki Got A Questionable New Tattoo

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I say questionable because I’m questioning what it is. I mean, clearly it is a crown — and not a princess-y crown either, but one a queen would wear — on top of a bow. But, like, why? What is it saying about her? That she is Queen Hair Bow, ruler of the “Jersey Shore”? I can see the two elements making sense as separate, if ugly, body art, but the crown on top of the bow is strange. Who wears a crown on top of a bow? Seems to defeat the purpose of the bow, no? Maybe I am thinking too much about this. It’s Monday, my brain is working overtime. [Hollywood Hiccups] Keep reading »

The Good, The Bad, The WTF: A Meatball Fight On “Jersey Shore”

Well. I do not like this Snooki/Jionni relationship one bit. Who dares call Snooki a “bitch” and say she’s embarrassing? Like that’s a bad thing? Of course she’s embarrassing! She’s Snooki. And I kinda love how the roommates all closed ranks to get her to realize that Jionni is a putz that doesn’t deserve her. It was a brief, fleeting moment showing that even if they’re actually good people deep inside. (Sometimes. A little bit.)

Find out more about Snooki’s relationship drama — and the infamous “meatball fight” — after the jump! Keep reading »

Snooki: The Newscaster?

Apparently, our dear Snooki has always wanted to be an anchorwoman. And so the site Cambio is giving her the opportunity with their new series, “The News According To Snooki.” Here, the debut episode, which is 2 minutes and 57 seconds of Snooki opining on the news. Her take on Hurricane Irene? “I live in the East Coast, so that’s really, really scary,” she says. “When you’re powerless, you can’t like straighten your hair, blow-dry your hair, go on Twitter, go on Facebook. You can’t talk on the phone You just sit there and do nothing—you can’t even watch TV.” She also has an opinion on Beyonce and Jay-Z’s baby, who will be “tan obviously.” She also reports on a 75-year-old who got breast implants, eats a pickle, and reveals that she believes in aliens because they help her find her way home from the club when she’s drunk. CNN, got on this. [Cambio] Keep reading »

The Good, The Bad & The WTF: “Jersey Shore” Bites A Twin Sandwich

Are we surprised the Italians speak better English than the “Jersey Shore” cast does? Last night’s episode brought us new words like “romantical,” “conversating,” “twin sandwich” and of course, “twinning.” Why so much twin-talk? The Situation meets pretty blonde twins at a club — and one of them is a virgin — so naturally they bring these delightful specimens back to the house to smoosh. And true to the twin-theme, this episode had two times the drama: Keep reading »

Snooki Wants To Make Movies? We’ve Got 8 Vehicle Ideas For Her!

Wuh woh. It appears that our dear Snooki has been bit by the acting bug. It happened while she was filming a cameo scene in the Farrelly brothers’ “The Three Stooges,” along with the rest of the “Jersey Shore” cast. “I was like, ‘Dude! I love this!’” she explains. “I definitely wanna do, like, comedy or something.” I hope that all the studios out there are listening!

Now, of course, someone could give Snooki a bit part in the next “Piranha 3D” or a remake of “Goodfellas.” But we really think she could be a leading lady. After the jump, some movie vehicles we would like to propose for Snooks. Keep reading »

The Good, The Bad & The WTF: The Drinking Begins On “Jersey Shore”

Last night’s “Jersey Shore” was a big time set-up episode, setting the stage for all the drama that’s going to go down this season. (If you haven’t watched yet, SPOILER ALERT.) The Situation is slithering up Snooki‘s miniskirt; Sammi is whimpering over Ronnie again; and Pauly D has, thank God, not yet inhaled enough hairspray fumes to think sex with Deena is a good idea. I am going to need six limoncello shots to cope if any of these housemates hook up with each other, let alone start dating.

After the jump, the good, the bad, and the WTF of last night’s episode of “Jersey Shore.” Keep reading »

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