We can’t believe that it took this long for “South Park” to jump on the “Jersey Shore” bandwagon. This Snooki spoof is totally wrong—in that hilarious “South Park” way. What do you think of Snooki as a pouf-sporting, thong-wearing hairy monster who smashes everything in its way? And what did Snooki think? Keep reading »
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Snooki Gets “South Park”-ed
We can’t believe that it took this long for “South Park” to jump on the “Jersey Shore” bandwagon. This Snooki spoof is totally wrong—in that hilarious “South Park” way. What do you think of Snooki as a pouf-sporting, thong-wearing hairy monster who smashes everything in its way? And what did Snooki think? Keep reading »
Is Snooki A Pouf Pilferer?
Former actress-turned-publicist Eugenia Wright has made some serious accusations about Snooki’s signature pouf. “I want the world to know that Eugenia Wright, publicist, wore this ‘do before Snooki even thought about it,” she says in a segment for Black Voices. Keep reading »
The Fundamental Problem With Snooki’s Book Deal
We thought a writer that doesn’t read was the big issue with Snooki’s debut as an authoress. But potential readers that don’t read? Yeah, that could be even more problematic for the Snook book. Unless, of course, she decides to do a picture book. [Laura Olin] Keep reading »
Angelina Leaves “Jersey Shore”—Again
Ruh-roh. She may have joined the show thinking of herself as the Kim Kardashian of Staten Island, but last night Angelina left “Jersey Shore” — yeah, she left again — a broken woman. Or, as her cast mates call her, “the Staten Island dump.” Keep reading »
Snooki Is Writing A Book! 8 Concepts She Should Consider
A few months back, our dear Snooki tweeted, “I have mind blowing news! I am officially reading my first book! Lmao! Nicholas Sparks ‘dear John!’ … I’m proud of myself.” But now, our favorite lady from “Jersey Shore” has graduated from reading books to writing them. Snooki will be releasing her first book in January, via publisher Simon & Schuster, who we hope have very patient copy editors on staff considering the grammatical atrocities of the tweet above. It’s called A Shore Thing and it’s a novel about a “girl looking for love on the boardwalk.” In other words, it’s thinly veiled fiction. And sounds totally boring.
After the jump, eight book concepts we think would’ve been a little better for Snooks. Perhaps her follow-up? Keep reading »
Snooki Teaches Dave Letterman How To Fist Pump
Last night, David Letterman was given a glimpse into an evening in the life of Snooki and the rest of the “Jersey Shore” crew. As Snooki explains to Dave, the night starts off with a significant amount of “Ron Ron Juice,” before heading to the club, where the girls and the guys try to “get it in” in different ways. The girls hit the dance floor and beat up the beat, while the guys try and get it in with one or multiple girls, so they can take them home and smoosh. And, of course, there’s fist-pumping the entire time. Snooki comes off as completely adorable and savvy in this appearance, and I love that she’s not pretending to be a bimbo. Snooki is Snooki and even Dave’s gotta love her. [Huffington Post] Keep reading »
Snooki Nixes Pouf To “Look More Mature”—What Have You Done To Look Older?
Pouf of Snooki, we hardly knew ye. You came into our lives, entertained us, and then vanished in what seemed like the blink of an eye. As we saw at the MTV Video Music Awards, the guidette has gotten rid of her signature pouf hairstyle, apparently in favor of a more “mature” look. She says, ““I want to look more mature. The pouf—I’ve been wearing it since I was 16, so why not switch it up?” We were thinking the change was actually working until Snooki kind of contradicted herself: “Now I have bangs. I haven’t had bangs since I was seven, so this is weird.” Leave it to Snooki to put her foot in it. Anyway, this got us thinking—what were some of the funny things we did (or, um, still do) to look older? After the jump, Frisky editors chime in. [People StyleWatch] Keep reading »
Snooki, Before The Pouf
Earlier this week, we showed you what The Situation looked like in kindergarten. And now Radar gives us Snooki in the first grade. So cute! And is it just us, or is her skin tone seeming more natural and less baked after seeing this? [Radar] Keep reading »
Quotable: Snooki Is No Lindsay Lohan!
“I definitely thought it was harsh. I never drank and drove, I don’t do drugs – I do nothing that Lindsay does, so it was definitely a little overboard.”
– Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi on the judge in her case calling her “rude, profane, obnoxious and self-indulgent” and comparing her to Lindsay Lohan [People] Keep reading »
