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8 Things To Know About Jeff Miranda, Snooki’s New Boyfriend

It sounds like there will be no more Snookin’ for love for a while as our dear little Snooki has found a new man! His name is Jeff Miranda and the blogs are already buzzing about the Millstone, New Jersey, guido-in-training and his intentions. We’ve rounded up all we can find about the guy so… More »


Snooki Tried, And Failed, To Trademark Her Name

Snooki has a pussy(cat) problem! “Jersey Shore”‘s sloppiest drunk has been denied the trademark for her name because a 2003 children’s book, Adventures of Snooky: Under the Sea, already beat her to it. Snooky the cat is also orange and could scratch your eyes out. However, unlike Snooki the human, who searches for Sea Breezes… More »


Quotable: John McCain And Snooki Sitting In A Tree

“I kind of think she might be too good looking to go to jail.” — John McCain on Snooki’s recent legal woes. Snooki recently called McCain “really cute.” Ew. [via New York Daily News] … More »


Quotable: Snooki Says She’s Too Pretty For Jail, Gives Conflicting Accounts Of Arrest

“I don’t know why people are taking it so seriously. I had a couple cocktails and they just put me in a drunk tank to sober me up. I was on the beach. It happens to the best of us. You can’t even contain me. When I was in there, I was like, ‘Can I… More »


Not Even Taiwanese Animation Can Really Explain Snooki

Next Media Animation has taken some liberties explaining “Jersey Shore” via Taiwanese CGI animation. But honestly, President Obama getting smashed in the face with a wine bottle for imposing a 10 percent tanning tax wouldn’t be too far-fetched should Snooki ever crash a White House party. [Huffington Post] … More »


Quotable: Deena And Snooki Are “Two Little Meatballs”

“[Snooki] basically needed a partner-in-crime in the house, and me and her are exactly alike … It kind of scares me … The difference between me and Nicole is she’s looking for love and I just don’t give a f*** what guys think. Basically I’m the one just going out there, trying to have a… More »


Snooki’s Mascara-Stained Mug Shot Photo

Don’t worry about Snooki — the girl doesn’t need you to cry her a river because she’s already done that herself. In a mugshot released today after Friday’s arrest for disorderly conduct, her pouf is de-poufed and she’s got mascara streaming down her face. Tragic, I tell you. [7/3010, Seaside Heights, New Jersey] … More »


Watch Snooki Fall Off A Bike Moments Before Her Disorderly Conduct Arrest

It’s been a rough weekend for ol’ Snooki. Not only was the “Jersey Shore” star arrested for disorderly conduct on Friday afternoon on a Seaside Heights beach, but she also fell off a parked bicycle. In a video taken by TMZ just before she was arrested, a slobbering drunk Snooki tries to mount a… More »


Snooki Steals The “Jersey Shore” Season 2 Premiere

Jersey Shore” is back bitches! Here’s the Cliff’s Notes: People are road trippin’ to Miami, Angelina is trying to show her slutty side, Sammi and Ronnie are “single” but continue to fight,The Situation and Pauly D are still egomaniacs, J-WoWW looks like a porn star, Vinny is holding out for quality chicks to bang, and… More »


Free Snooki! Nicole Polizzi Arrested For Disorderly Conduct

Gosh. It’s not even 5 p.m., quittin’ time here on the East Coast, and already Snooki is raising hell. “Jersey Shore” star Nicole Polizzi was arrested by police in Seaside Heights, New Jersey, for disorderly conduct, police sources tell TMZ. Was it another drink-throwing incident? A slap fight? Were hair extensions yanked? No details have… More »


President Obama Visits “The View” To Talk The Economy, Jobs, Race, And Snooki

“I don’t know who Snooki is.”

Wait, I voted for this man?

When President Barack Obama visited “The View” this morning, people living in red states and blue states alike crowded around the TV for the big event. In between cute anecdotes about Sasha and Malia and softball questions about Lindsay… More »


Poll: Which Celeb Would You Trade Places With?

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Have You Got Snooki-Mania?

Everyone’s — okay, our — favorite guidette doesn’t need any props or a clever backdrop to rock the cover of Steppin’ Out magazine. Inside the issue, Snooki admits to being a little sad, saying, “I miss my old life. I miss being able to be around my family and at home. I miss going out… More »


Snooki’s New Hair—Yay Or Nay?

At the “Jersey Shore” album release party on Tuesday, Snooki not only showed up sans signature poof—her dark hair now has a red cast to it. Do we like Snooki 2.0, or do we want the old Snookers back? … More »


Meghan McCain Interviews Snooki, Snooki Thinks Her Dad Is Cute

For the past few months, I’ve said that my dream imaginary dinner party guest list would include Einstein, Snooki, Cleopatra, Meghan McCain, and Joe Strummer. I liked this grouping because no one would have any idea how to process any of the others. Or so I thought. But I just saw that Meghan has interviewed… More »


“Jersey Shore” Season Two Trailer: Miami, Catfights Galore And Vinny Gets Some!

Why do I keep watching this show about these terrible people? The “Jersey Shore” gang is back and this time, it’s in Miami! Ronnie is still a juiced up d-bag, JWoww still has the temper of an enraged rhino, and it looks like Vinny finally gets laid by Snooki and Angelina. It all looks… More »


The “Jersey Shore” Kids Remake “Twilight”

I wonder if anyone camped out for 96 hours to see this spoof video, with the cast of “Jersey Shore” recreating “Twilight“? Snooki of course plays Bella, who gets a pickle cake for her birthday and punched in the face when she cuts her finger. The Situation plays Edward, complete with sparkly abs. As… More »


Quotable: Snooki Moving To The Bronx To Find Her Guido

“I am still living with my mom at the moment, but I’m traveling so much I basically live in an airport. Once filming is over, I want to move to The Bronx, because there’s loads of Guidos there, and I might meet a nice one out walking the dog or something.”Snooki, on her diabolical to… More »


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