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Chloe Sevigny Hates The Hiltons, Loves Snooki And JWoww

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“What’s Paris Hilton’s sister called? Isn’t it Nicky or something? Anyway, she apparently talked to someone about my first collection, and was like, ‘I don’t get it.’ I was like, Good! I’m glad she doesn’t get it. It’s not for her. If Snooki wants to wear my clothes, go for it. I think she’d look a lot better in them ... I have to admit, I do find that JWoww sexy in a really weird way. It’s like that sexy, dirty kind of girl—not dirty, but like a hot mess.”

– File this quote under surprising things we learned about actress/designer Chloe Sevigny. Who knew she’d be a “Jersey Shore” kind of girl? [Bullet]

Hot Links: Snooki Blames Her Drunk Reputation On MTV’s Editing

Snooki's New Tattoo
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The meatball got a questionable new tattoo. Read More »
Snooki Or Wookie?
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  • Snooki is trying to claim that MTV producers edit the “Jersey Shore” kids to look like drunks. That margarita didn’t drink itself, Snooks. [The Stir]
  • Speaking of Jersey, that’s the name of Chanel’s new perfume why?! [Newser]
  • Country singer Miranda Lambert is no fan of Kim Kardashian’s and says she’s “getting what she asked for” by prioritizing celebrity over saving her marriage. Meanwhile, Kim Kardashian has no idea who Miranda Lambert is. [Starpulse] Keep reading »

Regis Philbin Strips For Snooki

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Snooki Self-Tanner
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What kind of person purchases Snooki's self-tanner? Read More »
Snooki's New Tattoo
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The meatball got a questionable new tattoo. Read More »
Regis Philbin stripping for Snooki photo
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What the hell is going on here?!  Regis Philbin is stripping for Snooki. And then he gives her a lapdance (although it’s not in the above clip).

Be warned, children, once you see it, it cannot be unseen.

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Hot Links: Snooki’s New Look, Plus Sex With The Lights On Or Off?

  • Snooki is spotting a new ‘do that looks vaguely Rihanna-inspired. [Celebuzz]
  • A new study about in vitro fertilization could result in less multiples. [The Stir]
  • Thirty photos of Ryan Gosling. Just because. [theBERRY]
  • Finally! Dina Manzo blogged about the feud with her sister Caroline and the fight between Teresa Giudice and the rest of “The Real Housewives of New Jersey” cast. [TooFab] Keep reading »

What Kind Of Person Purchases Snooki Self-Tanner?

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You’re a smart lady (or dude). You’re on the market for some self-tanner. Do you buy the typical Neutrogena stuff in the respectable bottle, sans glitter, sparkles or neon warnings? Or do you instead choose to coat your skin in a product endorsed and no doubt packaged with Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi in mind? I’m asking, because I’m trying to figure out what the target demo for Snooki’s new line of self-tanner might be. Precocious, belly-button-ringed 8-year-olds? Middle-aged moms clawing at their spent youth? Circus clowns and Midwestern grifters? Because for sure — give it six months — you’re going to find bottles and bottles of the stuff rotting away at dollar stores and discount centers, crusting over and near exploding from heat exposure. Right next to all the other Snooki-endorsed flip flops, sunglasses, and perfumes out there.

Need An $18 Talking “Jersey Shore” Pen? Sure You Do!

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If you haven’t seen enough of Snooki losing her s**t as of late— or her cooca for that matter — now you can bring a little piece of the “Jersey Shore” home. Thankfully, we don’t mean by way the way of crabs, but rather MTV.com’s three new “Jersey Shore” talking pens that can be yours today for the (t)winning price of $17.99! The voices of Pauly D, Snooki and The Situation are finally at your beck and call. Feeling down? Grab Snooki’s pen to release her classic “Waaaah!” Having trouble expressing what matters to you in life? The Situation has got your back: “If you don’t go to the gym, you don’t look good. If you don’t tan, you’re pale. And if you don’t do laundry, you ain’t got no clothes!” And you know which pen to grab if the cabs are here. They are available for your immediate satisfaction at MTV.com and … Walgreens. [MTV.com] Keep reading »

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