Posts tagged "snooki"

You May Have Heard Of These Youngsters On The Jersey Shore?

Last summer we blogged the minute-by-minute excitement surrounding Snooki’s indignifying arrest for public drunkenness on a Seaside Heights beach. As of January 6, season three of “Jersey Shore” will be on MTV and we can all watch this little meatball wobble around the boardwalk asking where the beach is and then face-plant i…

By: Jessica Wakeman / December 22, 2010

Saw It Coming: Snooki-Branded Slippers Have Arrived

The “Jersey Shore” cast members sure are doing a bang-up business these days. Book deals (“book deals”), workout videos, and now … the official Snooki house slippers. Miss Polizzi’s fashion sense was quick to be capitalized on, so we’re actually surprised that it took this long to make a dollar off of her famous slippers.

By: Leonora Epstein / December 14, 2010

Snooki To Ring In The New Year … In A Dropping Hamster Ball

MTV has found its magic ingredient to stay relevant in a post music video world—”Jersey Shore.” And thus, the cast of the addictively sleazy show will be front and center at 2010’s MTV New Year’s Eve Bash. The special has lined up a series of “Shore” stunts to get viewers tuning in. The biggest and…

By: Kelli Bender / December 9, 2010

Snookin’ For Love?

Want Snooki to taste the pickle in your pants? Well, if you can’t stand house music long enough to hit on her at da club, now you can just stick it in this even more plastic version of the guidette. As the box promises, for $19.99, “She’s the whore from the Jersey Shore who alway…

By: Simcha / November 29, 2010

Bizarro Snooki Is A Polish Politician

Forget power suits and pearls. If you’re running for political office in Poland, you have to look like Snooki. Well, that’s Eastern European pop star Sara May’s strategy for getting elected to a district council seat in her hometown of Warsaw. Her slogan is: “Beautiful. Independent. Competent.” But her platform seems more like: “Spray Tan.

By: Simcha / November 22, 2010

Snooki Wants A Pink And Black Giraffe

“Lmao my dad just asked if there were different color giraffes. Yea dad, pink and black in my world with glitter.”

—A brilliant tweet from Snooki. It’s nice to know that it’s business as usual in the Snookiverse. [Twitter]…

By: Ami Angelowicz / November 14, 2010

Snooki For President?

When I was at the Rally to Restore Sanity, I saw a sign that read “Palin and Snooki 2012″ and thought it was really funny. Until a survey landed in my inbox over the weekend that revealed that young Americans would actually like to see Snooki in the Oval Office. MocoSpace.com asked 3,000 of it…

By: Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.com / November 8, 2010

Snooki Gets Cross-Stiched

This Snooki embroidery is one classy piece of art. The only thing missing is the pickle. [The Daily What]…

By: Ami Angelowicz / November 8, 2010

Ellen Does Snooki’s Pouf For Halloween

Snooki will likely be Halloween 2010’s most popular costume, but that didn’t stop Ellen DeGeneres from making it hers — sorta.

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / October 28, 2010

Snooki And J-Woww To Be Real-Life Roomies

“We are moving in together, though. That is a guarantee. [Snooki] is an awesome roommate. [We] lived together three times and not have any arguments … we can make it work … She wants to get out of her house. I no longer like my house, so what better thing to do than move i…

By: Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.com / October 21, 2010

Snooki Whips Her Pouf Back And Forth

I promise this video will be the dumbest 46 seconds of your life: Snooki whips her pouf to Willow Smith’s ditty, “Whip My Hair.” Wait, we thought Snooks nixed the pouf to “look more mature”? [YouTube]…

By: Jessica Wakeman / October 20, 2010

Snooki Gets “South Park”-ed

We can’t believe that it took this long for “South Park” to jump on the “Jersey Shore” bandwagon. This Snooki spoof is totally wrong—in that hilarious “South Park” way. What do you think of Snooki as a pouf-sporting, thong-wearing hairy monster who smashes everything in its way? And what did Snooki think?

By: Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.com / October 14, 2010

Is Snooki A Pouf Pilferer?

Former actress-turned-publicist Eugenia Wright has made some serious accusations about Snooki’s signature pouf. “I want the world to know that Eugenia Wright, publicist, wore this ‘do before Snooki even thought about it,” she says in a segment for Black Voices.

By: Ami Angelowicz / October 14, 2010

The Fundamental Problem With Snooki’s Book Deal

We thought a writer that doesn’t read was the big issue with Snooki’s debut as an authoress. But potential readers that don’t read? Yeah, that could be even more problematic for the Snook book. Unless, of course, she decides to do a picture book. [Laura Olin]…

By: Ami Angelowicz / October 1, 2010

Angelina Leaves “Jersey Shore”—Again

Ruh-roh. She may have joined the show thinking of herself as the Kim Kardashian of Staten Island, but last night Angelina left “Jersey Shore” — yeah, she left again — a broken woman. Or, as her cast mates call her, “the Staten Island dump.”…

By: Jessica Wakeman / October 1, 2010

Snooki Is Writing A Book! 8 Concepts She Should Consider

A few months back, our dear Snooki tweeted, “I have mind blowing news! I am officially reading my first book! Lmao! Nicholas Sparks ‘dear John!’ … I’m proud of myself.” But now, our favorite lady from “Jersey Shore” has graduated from reading books to writing them. Snooki will be releasing her first book in January,…

By: Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.com / September 30, 2010

Snooki Puts On A Dog And Pony Show

Awww … look. Snooki’s mini-pony has a mini-pouf.

By: Ami Angelowicz / September 22, 2010

Snooki Teaches Dave Letterman How To Fist Pump

Last night, David Letterman was given a glimpse into an evening in the life of Snooki and the rest of the “Jersey Shore” crew. As Snooki explains to Dave, the night starts off with a significant amount of “Ron Ron Juice,” before heading to the club, where the girls and the guys try to…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / September 22, 2010

Snooki Nixes Pouf To “Look More Mature”—What Have You Done To Look Older?

Pouf of Snooki, we hardly knew ye. You came into our lives, entertained us, and then vanished in what seemed like the blink of an eye. As we saw at the MTV Video Music Awards, the guidette has gotten rid of her signature pouf hairstyle, apparently in favor of a more “mature” look. She says,…

By: Leonora Epstein / September 14, 2010

Snooki, Before The Pouf

Earlier this week, we showed you what The Situation looked like in kindergarten. And now Radar gives us Snooki in the first grade. So cute! And is it just us, or is her skin tone seeming more natural and less baked after seeing this? [Radar]…

By: Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.com / September 10, 2010