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Morning Quickies: Snooki Engaged & Pregnant, Source Says

Is Snooki Pregnant?
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  • A source says Snooki is not only pregnant (which she has not confirmed yet) but engaged to her boyfriend Jionni LaValle. [People]
  • Also, Snooki’s douchebag ex Emilio actually said he hopes she has a miscarriage. EW. [TMZ]
  • Lil Wayne cancelled on Jimmy Kimmel at the last minute, so Jimmy pulled a random audience member named Carl to fill in. This is kind of brilliant. [PopCrush]
  • What did we think of Lindsay Lohan’s “Saturday Night Live” appearance this weekend? Here’s a timeline of her many, many professional “last chances.” [NYMag.com]
  • Vivienne Jolie-Pitt got into her mommy’s lipstick. So cute. [Us Weekly]

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Hide The Booze! Snooki Might Be Pregnant

Snooki's New Tattoo
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The meatball got a questionable new tattoo. Read More »
Snooki Is No Scientist
Questionable Beauty And Hygiene Tips From Celebrities
Snooki made one of the worst scientific claims of 2011. Read More »
Snooki Talks Booze
Snooki knows she's a freakin' alcoholic. Read More »
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UPDATE, 1:44P.M.: Praise be to sopressata, Snooki is denying the pregnancy. Drink on, girl. [MTV]

Snooki is pregnant with her first child by her boyfriend Jionni LaValle, Star magazine is claiming. Do we really believe she is willing to forgo pickling her uterus in booze for nine months to bring another little meatball into the world? Doubtful, as 24-year-old Snooki has the maturity of a 12-year-old 11-year-old 10-year-old girl.

Alas, fetal alcohol syndrome is not something to joke about, so we are hoping this is not true.  The mag also claims that the spin-off Snooki and J-Woww have been filming will have to be tweaked to reflect Snooki’s pregnancy … it’s also possible this rumor is just free PR. So take it with the grain of salt on your margarita. [RadarOnline]

Snooki, Michele Bachmann Make Worst Scientific Claims Of 2011

From whale sperm to colon cleansers to the shape of a woman’s foot when she has an orgasm, celebrities did not disappoint during 2011 with their penchant for peddling suspect science in the world’s media.

In its annual list of what it considers the year’s worst abuses against science, the Sense About Science (SAS) campaign named reality TV star Nicole Polizzi, Republican presidential candidate Michelle Bachmann and American singer-songwriter Suzi Quatro as top offenders, with their dubious views on why the sea is salty, the risks of cervical cancer vaccines and the colon. Read more…

14 Highly Questionable Beauty And Hygiene Tips From Celebrities

You may have assumed that Snooki’s lovely, orange glow was achieved by hours spent at the tanning salon, but she has another secret. The guidette shared a bizarre beauty tip from her new book on recent appearance of “Conan.” Snooki admitted that she uses clean cat litter to exfoliate her skin. “Yeah, well, I definitely, um, like to Google a lot. And I don’t like to spend a lot of money on, like, spa treatments, just because I’m, like, a cheapo. So I Googled what else I could use that’s, like, not so expensive, and it was… cat litter,” she revealed. When Conan pointed out that cat litter contained hazardous chemicals, Snooki shrugged and said, “I haven’t broken out at all yet.” I think yet is the operative word here. I really hope women don’t try this at home. After the jump, other questionable hygiene and beauty tips from celebs. [Team Coco]

Video: Snooki Selling Perfume, Slippers & Crocodile Plushies On HSN

After previewing her perfume last week, Snooki made her debut on HSN last night, selling that and some of her other delightfully tacky products. She showcased the many ways to apply her fragrance and explained how her sunglasses (which rattle like a maraca, and that’s a good thing) block out haters. We’re pretty sure she made a vulgar gesture with her slippers, too. Read more…

Chloe Sevigny Hates The Hiltons, Loves Snooki And JWoww

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“What’s Paris Hilton’s sister called? Isn’t it Nicky or something? Anyway, she apparently talked to someone about my first collection, and was like, ‘I don’t get it.’ I was like, Good! I’m glad she doesn’t get it. It’s not for her. If Snooki wants to wear my clothes, go for it. I think she’d look a lot better in them ... I have to admit, I do find that JWoww sexy in a really weird way. It’s like that sexy, dirty kind of girl—not dirty, but like a hot mess.”

– File this quote under surprising things we learned about actress/designer Chloe Sevigny. Who knew she’d be a “Jersey Shore” kind of girl? [Bullet]

Hot Links: Snooki Blames Her Drunk Reputation On MTV’s Editing

Snooki's New Tattoo
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The meatball got a questionable new tattoo. Read More »
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What the hell is Snooki wearing on her feet? Read More »
  • Snooki is trying to claim that MTV producers edit the “Jersey Shore” kids to look like drunks. That margarita didn’t drink itself, Snooks. [The Stir]
  • Speaking of Jersey, that’s the name of Chanel’s new perfume why?! [Newser]
  • Country singer Miranda Lambert is no fan of Kim Kardashian’s and says she’s “getting what she asked for” by prioritizing celebrity over saving her marriage. Meanwhile, Kim Kardashian has no idea who Miranda Lambert is. [Starpulse] Keep reading »

Regis Philbin Strips For Snooki

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Snooki called Regis a grown-up gorilla. Read More »
Snooki Self-Tanner
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What kind of person purchases Snooki's self-tanner? Read More »
Snooki's New Tattoo
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The meatball got a questionable new tattoo. Read More »
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What the hell is going on here?!  Regis Philbin is stripping for Snooki. And then he gives her a lapdance (although it’s not in the above clip).

Be warned, children, once you see it, it cannot be unseen.

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Hot Links: Snooki’s New Look, Plus Sex With The Lights On Or Off?

  • Snooki is spotting a new ‘do that looks vaguely Rihanna-inspired. [Celebuzz]
  • A new study about in vitro fertilization could result in less multiples. [The Stir]
  • Thirty photos of Ryan Gosling. Just because. [theBERRY]
  • Finally! Dina Manzo blogged about the feud with her sister Caroline and the fight between Teresa Giudice and the rest of “The Real Housewives of New Jersey” cast. [TooFab] Keep reading »

What Kind Of Person Purchases Snooki Self-Tanner?

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You’re a smart lady (or dude). You’re on the market for some self-tanner. Do you buy the typical Neutrogena stuff in the respectable bottle, sans glitter, sparkles or neon warnings? Or do you instead choose to coat your skin in a product endorsed and no doubt packaged with Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi in mind? I’m asking, because I’m trying to figure out what the target demo for Snooki’s new line of self-tanner might be. Precocious, belly-button-ringed 8-year-olds? Middle-aged moms clawing at their spent youth? Circus clowns and Midwestern grifters? Because for sure — give it six months — you’re going to find bottles and bottles of the stuff rotting away at dollar stores and discount centers, crusting over and near exploding from heat exposure. Right next to all the other Snooki-endorsed flip flops, sunglasses, and perfumes out there.

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