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The Good, The Bad & The WTF: Babysitting Drunk Meatballs On “Jersey Shore”

Jessica WakemanSeptember 16, 2011 //

What a hot mess. No, I’m not talking about last night’s “Jersey Shore” episode — I’m talking about Snooki. The gang took a weekend trip to Riccione; it’s a beach town that’s supposed to be the Seaside Heights of Italy, only it’s a million times classier. Most of the house wants to enjoy the beach and the beautiful weather. Snooki and Deena, though, plunged face-first into daytime drinking and exhibitionistic foolishness with such enthusiasm that they pissed off the other roommates before it was even dark out. I don’t blame them! Babysitting drunk meatballs is not how I’d want to spend my vacation, either.

I think I’m over Snooki. Like, over. Every irresponsible and crappy thing she does isn’t her fault and she doesn’t deserve. Talk about entitlement. She’s like a little orange Lindsay Lohan. Find out more about why I’m finished, after the jump: Keep reading »

Anderson Cooper Gets A Spray Tan With Snooki

Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.comSeptember 14, 2011 //

Anderson Cooper is trying to be the next Oprah, or at least the new Ellen, with his talk show. For the first episode on Monday, he sat down for a tearful talk with Amy Winehouse’s family. But for the second, he went to get a spray tan with Snooki of “Jersey Shore.” “Oh my god, you’re pale,” says Snooki, upon seeing Anderson for the first time. “That’s scary. Don’t worry, this isn’t gonna hurt.”

“It might hurt my dignity,” responds Anderson. Keep reading »

A Remote Control To Tune Out Whatever Celeb You Hate

Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.comSeptember 13, 2011 //

This may just be the most genius invention of all time. A video producer named Matt Richardson has created a remote control that automatically mutes out the voice of specific celebrities, as well as instances where someone else might be talking about them. Why? Because there is always a celebrity he can’t stand to hear about. “A while ago it was Charlie Sheen. And then it was Sarah Palin. And then it was Donald Trump. And after a while I realized there’s sort of always someone who I don’t really want to hear about,” Richardson explained. He says the first time he got it to work, “I was in silent bliss for that 30 seconds I didn’t have to hear about Kim Kardashian.” Apparently, Snooki ranks highly for him now.

So how does this work? Keep reading »

Snooki Got A Questionable New Tattoo

Amelia McDonell-ParrySeptember 12, 2011 //
snooki new tatoo

I say questionable because I’m questioning what it is. I mean, clearly it is a crown — and not a princess-y crown either, but one a queen would wear — on top of a bow. But, like, why? What is it saying about her? That she is Queen Hair Bow, ruler of the “Jersey Shore”? I can see the two elements making sense as separate, if ugly, body art, but the crown on top of the bow is strange. Who wears a crown on top of a bow? Seems to defeat the purpose of the bow, no? Maybe I am thinking too much about this. It’s Monday, my brain is working overtime. [Hollywood Hiccups] Keep reading »

The Good, The Bad, The WTF: A Meatball Fight On “Jersey Shore”

Jessica WakemanSeptember 9, 2011 //

Well. I do not like this Snooki/Jionni relationship one bit. Who dares call Snooki a “bitch” and say she’s embarrassing? Like that’s a bad thing? Of course she’s embarrassing! She’s Snooki. And I kinda love how the roommates all closed ranks to get her to realize that Jionni is a putz that doesn’t deserve her. It was a brief, fleeting moment showing that even if they’re actually good people deep inside. (Sometimes. A little bit.)

Find out more about Snooki’s relationship drama — and the infamous “meatball fight” — after the jump! Keep reading »

Snooki: The Newscaster?

Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.comSeptember 1, 2011 //

Apparently, our dear Snooki has always wanted to be an anchorwoman. And so the site Cambio is giving her the opportunity with their new series, “The News According To Snooki.” Here, the debut episode, which is 2 minutes and 57 seconds of Snooki opining on the news. Her take on Hurricane Irene? “I live in the East Coast, so that’s really, really scary,” she says. “When you’re powerless, you can’t like straighten your hair, blow-dry your hair, go on Twitter, go on Facebook. You can’t talk on the phone You just sit there and do nothing—you can’t even watch TV.” She also has an opinion on Beyonce and Jay-Z’s baby, who will be “tan obviously.” She also reports on a 75-year-old who got breast implants, eats a pickle, and reveals that she believes in aliens because they help her find her way home from the club when she’s drunk. CNN, got on this. [Cambio] Keep reading »

The Good, The Bad & The WTF: “Jersey Shore” Bites A Twin Sandwich

Jessica WakemanAugust 19, 2011 //

Are we surprised the Italians speak better English than the “Jersey Shore” cast does? Last night’s episode brought us new words like “romantical,” “conversating,” “twin sandwich” and of course, “twinning.” Why so much twin-talk? The Situation meets pretty blonde twins at a club — and one of them is a virgin — so naturally they bring these delightful specimens back to the house to smoosh. And true to the twin-theme, this episode had two times the drama: Keep reading »

Snooki Wants To Make Movies? We’ve Got 8 Vehicle Ideas For Her!

Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.comAugust 15, 2011 //

Wuh woh. It appears that our dear Snooki has been bit by the acting bug. It happened while she was filming a cameo scene in the Farrelly brothers’ “The Three Stooges,” along with the rest of the “Jersey Shore” cast. “I was like, ‘Dude! I love this!’” she explains. “I definitely wanna do, like, comedy or something.” I hope that all the studios out there are listening!

Now, of course, someone could give Snooki a bit part in the next “Piranha 3D” or a remake of “Goodfellas.” But we really think she could be a leading lady. After the jump, some movie vehicles we would like to propose for Snooks. Keep reading »

The Good, The Bad & The WTF: The Drinking Begins On “Jersey Shore”

Jessica WakemanAugust 12, 2011 //

Last night’s “Jersey Shore” was a big time set-up episode, setting the stage for all the drama that’s going to go down this season. (If you haven’t watched yet, SPOILER ALERT.) The Situation is slithering up Snooki‘s miniskirt; Sammi is whimpering over Ronnie again; and Pauly D has, thank God, not yet inhaled enough hairspray fumes to think sex with Deena is a good idea. I am going to need six limoncello shots to cope if any of these housemates hook up with each other, let alone start dating.

After the jump, the good, the bad, and the WTF of last night’s episode of “Jersey Shore.” Keep reading »

Snooki: Now With Very, Very Blue Eyes

Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.comAugust 10, 2011 //

It’s no secret that The Situation thinks Snooki is looking mighty fine this season on “Jersey Shore.” I wonder what he’d think of her with her new electric blue contact lenses, which she was spotted with yesterday while leaving a hair salon in New York. Personally, I think they are fab—I am a total sucker for the dark hair and blue eyes combination. [Radar]

But interestingly, Snooki’s new look has her looking an awful lot like another famous lady who stepped out with blue-as-the-ocean eyes recently. Find out who after the jump.

Related: Dark Hair And Blue Eyes Is One Of The Prettiest Combos

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