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Quotable: Snooki Parties Until The Roof Caves In. Literally.

“Omg roof just collapsed at the purim event! We thought the dj was beatin the beat hardcore but nope, the roof couldn’t handle snooki and vin.”

Snooki, tweeting from a party in midtown New York where a glass ceiling caved in under the weight of ice, injuring 10 party-goers. She was with Vinny at the time, who added, “I think me and @sn00ki felt the wrath for not being Jewish.” Keep reading »

Quotable: Snooki Wishes She Was Na’vi Tall

Suffice to say, if Snooki was a Na’vi, she would still be tan. [Twitter]
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Newsflash: Snooki And J-Woww Aren’t Actually Guidettes

Here is a “Jersey Shore” twist. They may wear Italian flags, say they’re looking for muscled-up Italian men and call themselves Guidettes. But it turns out that neither J-Woww or Snooki is actually Italian. In a radio interview for Fox News, J-Woww revealed that she is Spanish and Irish—her last name is Farley. And Snooki is Chilean by birth, though she was adopted and raised by an Italian family. She also said that Ronnie is half Italian. When the DJ asked Jenni to explain why they use the term Guido so often on the show, Jenni explained, “That’s a stereotype that people misconstrued with Italians. It’s a lifestyle. Like, the scene that we’re in. It’s not, like, Italian.” Huh? I’m confused. [PopEater] Keep reading »

Quickies: Snooki Gets Naked & The Real Purpose Of “Teen Mom”

  • Snooki. Naked. [Dlisted]
  • Warning: these songs are not for the goody-goody listeners. Here is a list of the 50 Sexiest Songs Of All Time that only talk aboutSex!. [Billboard.com]
  • On the contrary, these songs claim the sex factor, but falls short. [NPR]
  • Guilt trip: Do you use condoms for oral sex? [TrèsSugar]

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If You Can’t Get Enough Of Snooki And Her New Man …

Snooki’s new “Guido Juicehead” is even greasier than anyone she met on the “Jersey Shore” — dude used to oil himself up for bodybuilding competitions. Read more
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Meet Snooki’s Dude Man, Emilio Antonio

Looks like Snooki has indeed found herself a Valentine. Yesterday, she told us about her body builder, juicehead boyfriend and today the two arrived back from Miami, all smooches at the airport. Her man’s name is Emilio Antonio and he works at a gym. “My babeeee,” she Twittered along with a photo. “Sry I’m taken ; )” Keep reading »

Quotable: Snooki Dishes About Her New Boyfriend

“He is actually a body builder and works at the gym. He is just like my typical guido juicehead with, like, a good personality. I am really excited to, like, show the public who he is. He is freaking banging. We’re the sexiest couple I have ever seen in my entire life so I am excited for everybody to see that.”

Snooki, who has finally found love and mastered the art of humility Keep reading »

Snooki Should Become A Regular On The Red Carpet

Will we ever get sick of Snooki? Perhaps, but we aren’t there yet. The “Jersey Shore” star did red carpet interviews at last weekend’s Grammys, including this priceless conversation with the guys from Phoenix. Snooki requests they sing a song, tells Laurent Brancowitz he looks like Edward Cullen, and asks them what they call guidos in France. If her reality TV career doesn’t stick, Snooki should become a regular at awards shows. Red carpet interviews would be so much more interesting with her interrogating celebrities. [Videogum] Keep reading »

Snooki Gets De-Snookified With A Make-Under


This morning Amelia posted a photo of Snooki (from “Jersey Shore”) post-makeover, but now we’ve got video evidence of the transformation. “Inside Edition” dolled everyone’s favorite party midget down this week, removing the bronzer, the crotch-length dress and the now-notorious pouf for a decidedly more refined look. There were still boobs all over the place and a healthy amount of twirling, fist pumping and lady bit exposure; personally, I don’t think stripping Snooki of her clothes also robbed her of the insane interesting personality that makes her so memorable. Could it be that the pouf does not, in fact, make the guidette? [The Cut] Keep reading »

Snooki Gets Kardashianed

World, can we please stop messing with greatness? Snooki (aka Nicole Polizzi from “Jersey Shore”) got yet another makeover at the hands of “Inside Edition.” The slicked-back hair and va-va-voom dress is super reminiscent of something a Kardashian sister would wear and, coincidentally, Snooki also suddenly resembles Rob Kardashian’s former girlfriend, Adrienne Bailon. Whatever. She looks pretty, but I’m over people trying to turn Snooki into someone she’s not. [via Dlisted] Keep reading »