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Snooki Has Some Serious Hat Head

Mayday: Snooki has landed in Miami, and homegirl doesn’t travel light. While many of us try to pare down when we pack and move, not Nicole Polizzi. She just grabs everything she has and even wears it if she needs to, like this random sombrero she must’ve picked up one Spring Break in Cabo. [Miami, 4/5/10] Keep reading »

Snooki Attacks Innocent Bystanders With Spray Tanner

File this under terrifying things that can happen to you in NYC. Word on the traumatized streets is that “Jersey Shore” star Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi recently filmed a commercial for Sunlove spray tanner. While that is scary enough, the shoot involved people in the highly trafficked area of Union Square getting “snooked.” Snooki explains, via Twitter (of course): “On the streets in the city randomly spray-tanning people’s faces.” Sadly, no photos of this torture seem to exist, but those of us on the East Coast are quaking in our rain boots. And should they take this show on the road? Be afraid, be very, very afraid. [Gatecrasher] Keep reading »

Ugh. Snooki Charged In Friend’s Drunk Driving Death In ’04

Even the deaf and blind know Snooki likes her booze. But yesterday RadarOnline.com revealed exclusively that my favorite “Jersey Shore” guidette was criminally charged in the 2004 drunk driving death of one of her classmates. Ugh! According to Radar, Snooks (neé Nicole Polizzi) hosted a drinking party in her mom’s basement the night before Thanksgiving in 2004 and she sold alcohol to minors. Sadly, one of her guests, Marlboro High School senior Michael Truncali, died early Thanksgiving morning after leaving her house and was found to have a blood alcohol level over twice the legal limit. Keep reading »

Quotable: Gabourey Is Scared Of Snooki

“I’m afraid of people who are smaller than me. This is a real fear. I’m too afraid to stand next to Snooki.”

– Gabourey Sidibe on the pint-sized, poufy-haired guidette during an appearance on “Chelsea Lately” [Witches' Brew] Keep reading »

“Jersey Shore” Brings More Guido Flair To The Best Picture Nominees

As you may have heard through The Frisky grapevine, the cast of “Jersey Shore” is doing a series of Best Picture nominee spoofs in the days leading up to the Oscars. Well, now we have three more videos—let us consider it a gift from the guido gods. Check out Snooki doing her best Brad Pitt in “Inglourious Basterds” impression, only this time, instead of killing Nazis the crew is dedicated to killing brain cells. So true, Snooki, so true. [TBS]

Check out the other two videos after the jump, and see how these supposed Italian-Americans take on “Avatar.” Keep reading »

Quotable: Snooki Parties Until The Roof Caves In. Literally.

“Omg roof just collapsed at the purim event! We thought the dj was beatin the beat hardcore but nope, the roof couldn’t handle snooki and vin.”

Snooki, tweeting from a party in midtown New York where a glass ceiling caved in under the weight of ice, injuring 10 party-goers. She was with Vinny at the time, who added, “I think me and @sn00ki felt the wrath for not being Jewish.” Keep reading »

Quotable: Snooki Wishes She Was Na’vi Tall

Suffice to say, if Snooki was a Na’vi, she would still be tan. [Twitter]
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Newsflash: Snooki And J-Woww Aren’t Actually Guidettes

Here is a “Jersey Shore” twist. They may wear Italian flags, say they’re looking for muscled-up Italian men and call themselves Guidettes. But it turns out that neither J-Woww or Snooki is actually Italian. In a radio interview for Fox News, J-Woww revealed that she is Spanish and Irish—her last name is Farley. And Snooki is Chilean by birth, though she was adopted and raised by an Italian family. She also said that Ronnie is half Italian. When the DJ asked Jenni to explain why they use the term Guido so often on the show, Jenni explained, “That’s a stereotype that people misconstrued with Italians. It’s a lifestyle. Like, the scene that we’re in. It’s not, like, Italian.” Huh? I’m confused. [PopEater] Keep reading »

Quickies: Snooki Gets Naked & The Real Purpose Of “Teen Mom”

  • Snooki. Naked. [Dlisted]
  • Warning: these songs are not for the goody-goody listeners. Here is a list of the 50 Sexiest Songs Of All Time that only talk aboutSex!. [Billboard.com]
  • On the contrary, these songs claim the sex factor, but falls short. [NPR]
  • Guilt trip: Do you use condoms for oral sex? [TrèsSugar]

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