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Snookin’ For Love?

Want Snooki to taste the pickle in your pants? Well, if you can’t stand house music long enough to hit on her at da club, now you can just stick it in this even more plastic version of the guidette. As the box promises, for $19.99, “She’s the whore from the Jersey Shore who always wants more!” So lifelike! And this doll is waterproof, so you can, of course, take her in the hot tub. [Spencer’s Online]
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Bizarro Snooki Is A Polish Politician

Forget power suits and pearls. If you’re running for political office in Poland, you have to look like Snooki. Well, that’s Eastern European pop star Sara May’s strategy for getting elected to a district council seat in her hometown of Warsaw. Her slogan is: “Beautiful. Independent. Competent.” But her platform seems more like: “Spray Tan. Fake Tits. Bikini.” It’s a formula that’s been working in music videos for decades. But if you’re a fan, will you also punch her hole come election day? [Trend Hunter] Keep reading »

Snooki Wants A Pink And Black Giraffe

“Lmao my dad just asked if there were different color giraffes. Yea dad, pink and black in my world with glitter.”

—A brilliant tweet from Snooki. It’s nice to know that it’s business as usual in the Snookiverse. [Twitter] Keep reading »

Snooki For President?

When I was at the Rally to Restore Sanity, I saw a sign that read “Palin and Snooki 2012″ and thought it was really funny. Until a survey landed in my inbox over the weekend that revealed that young Americans would actually like to see Snooki in the Oval Office. MocoSpace.com asked 3,000 of its users who they thought would do a better job as president of the United States: Snooki or Mama Palin. Fifty-one percent of them said Snooki. Now, while I find Sarah Palin entertaining, I don’t think much of her as a politician. Still, I do think she’s a smidge more qualified than Snooks. The only sense of this I can make is that the voters on this site are young. Maybe they’re hoping Snooki’s first move in office would be to lower the legal drinking age? And pickles for everyone! [WebWire] Keep reading »

Snooki Gets Cross-Stiched

This Snooki embroidery is one classy piece of art. The only thing missing is the pickle. [The Daily What] Keep reading »

Ellen Does Snooki’s Pouf For Halloween

Snooki will likely be Halloween 2010′s most popular costume, but that didn’t stop Ellen DeGeneres from making it hers — sorta. Keep reading »

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