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How Snooki Do You Wanna Be?

Getting your pre-beach weather fake tan on but not sure what shade of bronze to go for? Snooki is here to help. I like my base tan to be Standard Guido, since I know some time in the sun will take me into full Jersey territory. [BuzzFeed] Keep reading »

Snooki Takes Her Margarita With A Side Of Two Coronas

Some may say this is a sign that Snooki needs to be on “Intervention,” not another season of “Jersey Shore,” but I just think she’s practicing for her future career as a waitress at Jimmy Buffett’s Margaritaville. Keep reading »

The “Jersey Shore” Girls Hit The Beach Not The Clubs

Outfits are the same though. [Miami, 4/22/10]
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Did Snooki’s (Now Ex) Boyfriend Use Her To Get Famous?

When Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal broke up, it was sad. Ditto for when Kate Winslet and Sam Mendes split. But now there is a celebrity breakup that can only be described as … TRAGIC. Snooki has broken up with her boyfriend of two months, trainer Emilo Masella. So what happened to the self-professed “sexiest couple”? Apparently, Snooki did not like that Emilio was trying to get cast on the next season of “The Real World.” A friend tells the Post, “Snooki realized he was just after fame all along.” And another blabbed to Radar, “She is beyond furious at him, and she now believes that he was just using, and now abusing, her so he would get famous. She found out that he was writing messages to girls on Facebook at like 3am and asking them out to try and hook up.”

So what does Emilio have to say to these allegations? Keep reading »

Poll: What Are Your Thoughts On “Jersey Shore,” Season 2?

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Snooki Has Some Serious Hat Head

Mayday: Snooki has landed in Miami, and homegirl doesn’t travel light. While many of us try to pare down when we pack and move, not Nicole Polizzi. She just grabs everything she has and even wears it if she needs to, like this random sombrero she must’ve picked up one Spring Break in Cabo. [Miami, 4/5/10] Keep reading »

Snooki Attacks Innocent Bystanders With Spray Tanner

File this under terrifying things that can happen to you in NYC. Word on the traumatized streets is that “Jersey Shore” star Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi recently filmed a commercial for Sunlove spray tanner. While that is scary enough, the shoot involved people in the highly trafficked area of Union Square getting “snooked.” Snooki explains, via Twitter (of course): “On the streets in the city randomly spray-tanning people’s faces.” Sadly, no photos of this torture seem to exist, but those of us on the East Coast are quaking in our rain boots. And should they take this show on the road? Be afraid, be very, very afraid. [Gatecrasher] Keep reading »

Ugh. Snooki Charged In Friend’s Drunk Driving Death In ’04

Even the deaf and blind know Snooki likes her booze. But yesterday RadarOnline.com revealed exclusively that my favorite “Jersey Shore” guidette was criminally charged in the 2004 drunk driving death of one of her classmates. Ugh! According to Radar, Snooks (neé Nicole Polizzi) hosted a drinking party in her mom’s basement the night before Thanksgiving in 2004 and she sold alcohol to minors. Sadly, one of her guests, Marlboro High School senior Michael Truncali, died early Thanksgiving morning after leaving her house and was found to have a blood alcohol level over twice the legal limit. Keep reading »

Quotable: Gabourey Is Scared Of Snooki

“I’m afraid of people who are smaller than me. This is a real fear. I’m too afraid to stand next to Snooki.”

– Gabourey Sidibe on the pint-sized, poufy-haired guidette during an appearance on “Chelsea Lately” [Witches' Brew] Keep reading »

“Jersey Shore” Brings More Guido Flair To The Best Picture Nominees

As you may have heard through The Frisky grapevine, the cast of “Jersey Shore” is doing a series of Best Picture nominee spoofs in the days leading up to the Oscars. Well, now we have three more videos—let us consider it a gift from the guido gods. Check out Snooki doing her best Brad Pitt in “Inglourious Basterds” impression, only this time, instead of killing Nazis the crew is dedicated to killing brain cells. So true, Snooki, so true. [TBS]

Check out the other two videos after the jump, and see how these supposed Italian-Americans take on “Avatar.” Keep reading »