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Quotable: Snooki Moving To The Bronx To Find Her Guido

“I am still living with my mom at the moment, but I’m traveling so much I basically live in an airport. Once filming is over, I want to move to The Bronx, because there’s loads of Guidos there, and I might meet a nice one out walking the dog or something.”

Snooki, on her diabolical to move out on her own and meet a new man, who we hope will be better than Emilio. And wait, does she have a dog? Please let his name be Pickles. [NY Post]
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Jordan Knight Has A Crush On Snooki

Jordan Knight was always my favorite New Kid on the Block. So I’m a little jealous that it appears that he has a crush on Snooki of “Jersey Shore.” The New Kids are performing in New York this weekend, and so Snooki wrote Jordan on Twitter, “Wanna meet up since your [sic] in town? We can finally fist pump together.” Jordan didn’t even try to play it cool. “I’d love to Snooks,” he wrote. “Lemme know. I’m all yours.”

Then radio silence from Snooki. So Jordan wrote, “Just so you all know …. I’m yours forever not just a few fist pumps.” Still nothing. So he typed, “Wow …. that sounded very dirty and very sweet all at the same time.” Snooki still hasn’t replied. Maybe Jordan should find her and serenade her with “Please Don’t Go Girl”? Keep reading »

Snooki Shows Off Her Sun Love

Really, it was only a matter of time before one of the cast members of “Jersey Shore” scored a tanning deal of some sort. With their penchant for GTL — emphasis on the T — and the brand-new tanning tax, the guidos and guidettes need a new way to keep up their perfect orange glow. The first to not only find a solution to her tanning problems, but also cash in on her addiction is Snooki, who fell in love with Sunlove‘s spray tanner. Obviously, the company jumped at the opportunity to have her “celebrity” face repping their brand, realizing the power behind her deep tan and diminutive stature. Now she’s displaying her cancer-free bronzed glow as the company’s little spokeswoman, touting its streak-free look and golden hue. If you want it, you’d better buy it now, before it sells out at the shore. [Beauty Blogging Junkie] Keep reading »

Quotable: John McCain Tells Snooki He Wouldn’t Have Taxed Tanning Beds

“U r right, I would never tax your tanning bed! Pres Obama’s tax/spend policy is quite The Situation. but I do rec wearing sunscreen.”

—John McCain tweeting to Snooki, who complained multiple times during the MTV Movie Awards pre-show that Barack Obama had approved a tax on tanning beds. Who knew McCain A) watched “Jersey Shore” and B) liked to pun. I wonder if he GTLs? [People] Keep reading »

Quotable: Paris Hilton Advises Snooki On Going Hollywood

“I was just giving [Snooki] advice. I just told her to remain the same sweet girl and not let anything affect her; be strong and don’t pay attention to bad press. People can say mean things about you, but you should know who you are and not pay attention to it.”

Paris Hilton apparently isn’t paying attention to the fact that her star has dimmed. She should have told Snooki to enjoy her 15 minutes because it’s coming to an end. [Us Weekly] Keep reading »

Steve Madden Gives Snooki Her Own Shoe

In case you’re planning on dressing up as everyone’s favorite excessively tanned “Jersey Shore” diva for Halloween, you might want to buy your shoes before October comes around, because Steve Madden just released a brand-new pair of heels named the Snookie (yeah, Steve added an E, although apparently there always was supposed to be one?). Appropriately, the 5.5″ heels are full of sparkle, provide a peep-toe for displaying perfectly manicured feet, and even show off a bit of toe cleavage. SteveMadden.com promises that by wearing the shoe, “you’ll never be a wallflower at the club,” though if you’re anything like the real-life Snooki, we’re sure you don’t need to rely on shoes to stand out. The Snookie heels come in black glitter, multi-colored glitter, and gold glitter, and retail for $109.95, but the most important detail to note is the platform, ’cause you know the teeny tiny reality star can always use a few extra inches of height. [Steve Madden via Refinery 29] Keep reading »

How Snooki Do You Wanna Be?

Getting your pre-beach weather fake tan on but not sure what shade of bronze to go for? Snooki is here to help. I like my base tan to be Standard Guido, since I know some time in the sun will take me into full Jersey territory. [BuzzFeed] Keep reading »

Snooki Takes Her Margarita With A Side Of Two Coronas

Some may say this is a sign that Snooki needs to be on “Intervention,” not another season of “Jersey Shore,” but I just think she’s practicing for her future career as a waitress at Jimmy Buffett’s Margaritaville. Keep reading »

The “Jersey Shore” Girls Hit The Beach Not The Clubs

Outfits are the same though. [Miami, 4/22/10]
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Did Snooki’s (Now Ex) Boyfriend Use Her To Get Famous?

When Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal broke up, it was sad. Ditto for when Kate Winslet and Sam Mendes split. But now there is a celebrity breakup that can only be described as … TRAGIC. Snooki has broken up with her boyfriend of two months, trainer Emilo Masella. So what happened to the self-professed “sexiest couple”? Apparently, Snooki did not like that Emilio was trying to get cast on the next season of “The Real World.” A friend tells the Post, “Snooki realized he was just after fame all along.” And another blabbed to Radar, “She is beyond furious at him, and she now believes that he was just using, and now abusing, her so he would get famous. She found out that he was writing messages to girls on Facebook at like 3am and asking them out to try and hook up.”

So what does Emilio have to say to these allegations? Keep reading »

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