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In a recent interview, the least popular resident of “Jersey Shore,” Angelina Pivarnick, called out Snooki‘s new man, Jeff Miranda, for being a fame whore. Angelina claims that Jeff is only interested in Snooki to get press. She says, “Jeff used to try and hook up with me all the time after we were done filming in Miami. He really wanted to be my boyfriend. He would come to clubs and follow us around wherever we went.” She says he also macked on the other “Jersey Shore” girls before settling on the Snookster. Keep reading »
“We hit it off really, really good. Nicole is actually really cute and seems like a cool ass person, even though she’s drunk most of the time. She’s a real sweet girl … It was almost like an instant connection … The way the show depicts her and makes her seem is totally not her. She honestly has one of the biggest hearts. She is really not how everybody thinks she is.”
—Snooki‘s new boyfriend, Jeff Miranda, talks about meeting the pint-sized “Jersey Shore” star at Karma last Friday. Wait, last Friday? That was four days ago. How are they BF/GF already? This smells fishy to me. [Us Weekly] Keep reading »
It sounds like there will be no more Snookin’ for love for a while as our dear little Snooki has found a new man! His name is Jeff Miranda and the blogs are already buzzing about the Millstone, New Jersey, guido-in-training and his intentions. We’ve rounded up all we can find about the guy so that you can voice your concerns and share your “Jersey Shore” expertise at the water cooler … or wherever people who aren’t in ’90s sitcoms hang out at work. Keep reading »
Snooki has a pussy(cat) problem! “Jersey Shore”‘s sloppiest drunk has been denied the trademark for her name because a 2003 children’s book, Adventures of Snooky: Under the Sea, already beat her to it. Snooky the cat is also orange and could scratch your eyes out. However, unlike Snooki the human, who searches for Sea Breezes and guidos on the beaches of New Jersey, Snooky is searching for his lost family in the ocean. Aww, that’s sweet!
“I don’t know why people are taking it so seriously. I had a couple cocktails and they just put me in a drunk tank to sober me up. I was on the beach. It happens to the best of us. You can’t even contain me. When I was in there, I was like, ‘Can I come out? I can’t breathe!’ Not a fun place. I will never go back … I’m too pretty to be in jail.
Next Media Animation has taken some liberties explaining “Jersey Shore” via Taiwanese CGI animation. But honestly, President Obama getting smashed in the face with a wine bottle for imposing a 10 percent tanning tax wouldn’t be too far-fetched should Snooki ever crash a White House party. [Huffington Post] Keep reading »
“[Snooki] basically needed a partner-in-crime in the house, and me and her are exactly alike … It kind of scares me … The difference between me and Nicole is she’s looking for love and I just don’t give a f*** what guys think. Basically I’m the one just going out there, trying to have a good time. We’re all having a good time, but I’m just there for a freakin’ blast … We definitely get equal amount of attention. We’re like two little meatballs running around the club.”
Don’t worry about Snooki — the girl doesn’t need you to cry her a river because she’s already done that herself. In a mugshot released today after Friday’s arrest for disorderly conduct, her pouf is de-poufed and she’s got mascara streaming down her face. Tragic, I tell you. [7/3010, Seaside Heights, New Jersey] Keep reading »