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Snooki Is Writing A Book! 8 Concepts She Should Consider

A few months back, our dear Snooki tweeted, “I have mind blowing news! I am officially reading my first book! Lmao! Nicholas Sparks ‘dear John!’ … I’m proud of myself.” But now, our favorite lady from “Jersey Shore” has graduated from reading books to writing them. Snooki will be releasing her first book in January, via publisher Simon & Schuster, who we hope have very patient copy editors on staff considering the grammatical atrocities of the tweet above. It’s called A Shore Thing and it’s a novel about a “girl looking for love on the boardwalk.” In other words, it’s thinly veiled fiction. And sounds totally boring.

After the jump, eight book concepts we think would’ve been a little better for Snooks. Perhaps her follow-up? Keep reading »

Snooki Puts On A Dog And Pony Show

Awww … look. Snooki’s mini-pony has a mini-pouf.
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Snooki Teaches Dave Letterman How To Fist Pump


Last night, David Letterman was given a glimpse into an evening in the life of Snooki and the rest of the “Jersey Shore” crew. As Snooki explains to Dave, the night starts off with a significant amount of “Ron Ron Juice,” before heading to the club, where the girls and the guys try to “get it in” in different ways. The girls hit the dance floor and beat up the beat, while the guys try and get it in with one or multiple girls, so they can take them home and smoosh. And, of course, there’s fist-pumping the entire time. Snooki comes off as completely adorable and savvy in this appearance, and I love that she’s not pretending to be a bimbo. Snooki is Snooki and even Dave’s gotta love her. [Huffington Post] Keep reading »

Snooki Nixes Pouf To “Look More Mature”—What Have You Done To Look Older?

Pouf of Snooki, we hardly knew ye. You came into our lives, entertained us, and then vanished in what seemed like the blink of an eye. As we saw at the MTV Video Music Awards, the guidette has gotten rid of her signature pouf hairstyle, apparently in favor of a more “mature” look. She says, ““I want to look more mature. The pouf—I’ve been wearing it since I was 16, so why not switch it up?” We were thinking the change was actually working until Snooki kind of contradicted herself: “Now I have bangs. I haven’t had bangs since I was seven, so this is weird.” Leave it to Snooki to put her foot in it. Anyway, this got us thinking—what were some of the funny things we did (or, um, still do) to look older? After the jump, Frisky editors chime in. [People StyleWatch] Keep reading »

Snooki, Before The Pouf

Earlier this week, we showed you what The Situation looked like in kindergarten. And now Radar gives us Snooki in the first grade. So cute! And is it just us, or is her skin tone seeming more natural and less baked after seeing this? [Radar] Keep reading »

Quotable: Snooki Is No Lindsay Lohan!

“I definitely thought it was harsh. I never drank and drove, I don’t do drugs – I do nothing that Lindsay does, so it was definitely a little overboard.”

– Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi on the judge in her case calling her “rude, profane, obnoxious and self-indulgent” and comparing her to Lindsay Lohan [People] Keep reading »

Snooki Is Confused About Which Season We’re In

Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi was late to her mandatory court appearance today, not because she stopped off at a furry convention — she went to the movies and obviously had to run home to change afterwards. [New Jersey, 9/8/10] Keep reading »

Snooki’s New Boyfriend Joins A Short List Of Alleged Celebrity Swingers

We were already wary of Snooki‘s new boyfriend, Jeff Miranda, since the “Jersey Shore” castmates and even his “friends” think he’s a fame whore. But now it’s come out that he used to promote for a private swingers club! Apparently, Miranda got off on going to the X-rated events. A source says, “Jeff loved these parties and he really saw himself as a ‘ladies man.’ His favorite party trick was to pour alcohol on naked bodies of women and then lick it off.” Gross. [Radar]

Watch out, Snooks, or you’re going to be sharing your man! But if you’re going to be hitting up a key party, there might be a few famous faces there. Keep reading »

Snooki’s New Boyfriend Wants To Propose. Run, Snooki, Run!

We wanted to believe that Snooki‘s new boyfriend, Jeff Miranda, was for real. We truly wanted him to adore our favorite pouf-wearing pickle-eater and not just be into her to make a name for himself. But a new interview with Miranda puts me even more in the camp of Do Not Trust Jeff. This week, he appears on the cover of Steppin’ Out magazine—the same rag that brought you this tragic Hailey Glassman cover. And in the interview, Jeff says that he wants to ask Snooki to marry him. Keep reading »

The Reason Why Snooki Has Fancier Purses Than You

Snooki may have gotten punched in the face by a gym teacher from Queens, but being a D-list celebrity is not all rough on our girl. Apparently, she gets so many designer purses sent to her for free even Posh Spice is getting jealous. Style writer Simon Doonan warns us something nefarious is afoot, though. “Allegedly, the anxious folks at these various luxury houses are all aggressively gifting our gal Snookums with free bags. No surprise, right?” Doonan wrote. “But here’s the shocker: They are not sending her their own bags. They are sending her each other’s bags! Competitors’ bags! Call it what you will — ‘preemptive product placement’? ‘unbranding’? — either way, it’s brilliant, and it makes total sense.” I guess nothing warms a cold fashionista heart more than seeing a girl who just got arrested for public drunkenness during the daytime carry the competition’s wares on her arm as she trots out of the slammer. Still, that is so mean. [New York Observer] Keep reading »

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