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6 Celebrities With Completely Weird Ideas About Science

One of the weirder bits of news making headlines this week was that our beloved Red on “Orange Is The New Black” may be a little bit kooky in real life. Why would I say such a thing? Because the actress Kate Mulgrew has narrated a documentary with some pretty kooky beliefs about science:  namely, the idea the Earth does not actually revolve around the sun but instead the sun revolves around the Earth. Geocentricism what what?!?  In a new documentary called “The Principle” narrated by Mulgrew, she intones, “Everything we think we know about our universe is wrong.”

Considering this is the woman, Amelia reminds me, that played Captain Janeway on “Star Trek: Voyager,” it seemed a little odd that Mulgrew would be so ill-informed. Turns out, Mulgrew is now saying she was misled into doing the narration for the documentary and that she was simply a voice for hire who should have done more research. Um, no kidding? Didn’t Mulgrew realize she was narrating junk science as the junk science narration was spilling out of her mouth? [Raw StoryAV Club]

Kate Mulgrew, inadvertent or not, isn’t the first celeb to spew interesting beliefs about science. There are actually quite a few celebrities who have made comments about science that gave us a double take. Let’s take a walk through a couple celebs who we think should keep their day jobs…

Snooki & JWoww Dress Up As Other Famous Duos

Snooki & JWoww Dress Up As Other Famous Duos

Props to Buzzfeed for having the clever idea to dress “Jersey Shore” alums Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi and Jenni “JWoww” Farley as other famous TV duos, including Jesse Pinkman and Walter White from “Breaking Bad” (above) and Brenda Walsh and Kelly Taylor from “90210″ (after the jump). But what’s up with Snooki’s facial hair? Jesse never rocked a porn ‘stache! [Buzzfeed] Keep reading »

Snooki’s Got Talent: Watch Her Impressive “Dancing With The Stars” Routine

WORK BITCH
All Hail!
"Snooki & JWoww"
The spin-off is a disgrace to the original. Read More »

I can’t remember the last time I thought about Snooki with anything but bemusement, but this insanely good clip of her tearin’ it up with a killer jazz routine on “Dancing With The Stars” changed my mind. Did you guys have any idea that Snooki had talents beyond dragging a stuffed alligator around Florence and binge-drinking? It’s a new age, y’all, and this is a new Snooki, one that’s moved past the pouf and on to things we can’t even imagine. Click and watch her bring it, hard, to the “DWTS” stage. [YouTube]

Snooki Takes Her Adorable Son Lorenzo To … A DNA Testing Clinic?

Hey, that’s what the caption on these photos read on the paparazzi site! Is little Lorenzo’s genetic background in question? Is Snooki looking into cloning? I don’t know, what else do you do at a DNA testing facility? [Photos: Pacific Coast News]

Snooki Gives Birth
Baby Lorenzo has his work cut out for him. Read More »
Pregnant Snooki In Heels
Not working out so well, huh? Read More »
Snooki Formula
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What is "the Snooki formula"? A casting agent explains. Read More »

New Jersey Town Lawyers Up To Keep Snooki Out

New Jersey Town Lawyers Up To Keep Snooki Out

Poor Snooki just can’t catch a break. The “Jersey Shore” star is not wanted in Florence, Hoboken, and now you can add one more locale to the list. Dozens of residents of New Jersey’s Berkeley Township took to the council meeting last night to protest Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi’s plan to shoot reality spin-off “Snooki and JWoww,” starring herself and Jennifer “JWoww” Farley, in the Pelican Island neighborhood, the Star-Ledger reports; they’ve even hired an attorney for the fight. Read more on Newser…

A History Of Tanning Culture, From Coco Chanel To Snooki

A History of Tanning Culture, From Coco Chanel to Snooki

Summertime. Cue the languid bathers soaking in the blistering summer sun in the park, on the beach and just about everywhere you look. Everyone’s trying to get that summer glow. Unless, of course, you’re me. I’m the girl reapplying her broad spectrum sunscreen and wearing a big floppy sun hat.

I’ve written before about why I don’t tan. Still, though I long ago accepted that my skin would never be described as “sun-kissed” or “bronzed,” the culture of tanning fascinates me. One in five Americans will be diagnosed with skin cancer at some point in their lives; skin cancer is now the most common form of cancer in the United States. Incidences of melanoma, the deadliest of skin cancers, increased by 800 percent in women and 400 percent in men between 1970 and 2009. Of the seven most common forms of cancer in America, melanoma is the only one whose incidence is increasing, and people who use a tanning bed before the age of 35 increase their risk of melanoma by 87 percent. Tanning has become akin to smoking – people know it puts them at risk for disease, but many just can’t stop. A significant number of those who have reluctantly dragged themselves out of the sun and tanning beds still spray tan. So what gives? Read more on College Candy…

Snooki Talks About Losing Her Baby Weight, Doesn’t Understand What Baby Weight Is

Seriously, how good is Snooki looking these days? I think she’s always been cute, but when she got pregnant, she stopped tanning, and it seems like she’s started using more natural makeup (natural for Snooki, of course), and honestly, I think she’s super hot right now. Unfortunately, Snooki doesn’t agree with me. She just did an interview with In Touch, and she says she’s still got a ways to go:

“I really don’t like how I look,” the “Jersey Shore” star tells In Touch in an exclusive interview. “When you have a baby you get stretch marks, and it’s all loose skin. Everything needs to get back to where it was.” Read more…

10 Untimely Pop Culture Halloween Costumes

I only recently discovered the amazing phenomenon that is “Friday Night Lights,” and more specifically, the glorious perfection that is Connie Briton as Tami Taylor. I told Amelia I wanted to be Tami Taylor for Halloween and hopefully win some kind of costume party prize for Least Timely Pop Culture Reference, but then Amelia threatened to dress up as Amelie and steal my crown. Bitch. Anyway, just in case you’re looking for a costume idea that’s neither current (like these internet obsessions) or cheekily retro, but instead falls awkwardly into the pop culture gulch of the past few years, well, click through for some delightfully outdated ideas…

Halloween Hookups
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Snooki May Have Left A Tampon In For Days — What’s The Big Deal?

Snooki’s ex-boyfriend Jeff Miranda is laying some super-gross accusations against her on a popular website. She’s dirty and mean, for starters. But worst of all, and deserving of three exclamation points, is the revelation that Snooki has been known to extend the use of a tampon for an extraordinarily long time.

My ex gf the snookster doesnt believe in showers and likes to wear the same cloth for days. While we were together during the filming of jersey shore season 3, she barely changed her underwear. And left the same tampon in for days!!!

Dude. DUDE!!! I do not believe you!!! At all!!! How would he even know this? Was she in the habit of inviting him to watch every time she changed her feminine hygiene products? No, of course not. He’s just being a jerk and trying to come up with the most ridiculous, made-up slander his filthy, feeble little mind can come up with. But guess what? Been there, done that! I left a tampon in for days!!! and lived. Let me explain. Read more…

Anthony Bourdain Reads From Snooki’s “A Shore Thing”

Snook's Book
Amazing quotes from Snooki's first opus. Read More »
Jersey Shore Cancelled
No more gym, tanning and laundry! Read More »
Snooki Formula
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What is "the Snooki formula"? A casting agent explains. Read More »
Anthony Bourdain Snooki Shore Thing
Fist Pump!

Is there anything more entertaining than when celebrities read from trashy books? “No Reservations” star Anthony Bourdain is no Gilbert Gottfried reading 50 Shades Of Grey but he does bring a certain Jersey-fied panache to Snooki’s novel, A Shore Thing. Oh, God, I just realized she (“her ghostwriter”) is probably going to write a novel about having a baby. [BlackBook Mag]

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