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“Tanorexic” Kim Kardashian & 21 Other Celebrity Tanning Disasters

The FriskyMay 15, 2012 //
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Tanning Mom
Mother arrested for allegedly putting her 5-year-old in a tanning bed. Read More »
Huh Tanning Mom?
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There's a lot of things we don't understand about Tanning Mom. Read More »

Wherever there is controversy, Kim Kardashian can be found close nearby whining, “Why are you not paying attention to me?” So naturally when Tanning Mom started grabbing headlines with her baked-to-a-crisp skin, Kim could not handle it. This weekend Kim tweeted a pic of super-tanned self with the headline, “The tannerexic [sic] mom has some serious competition!!! LOL”  

But unlike the fake bake loving Tanning Mom, we think Kim at least had enough sense to brown her skin with spray tanner. (Right? Right?!) After the jump, 21 other celebrities who got a little overzealous with the spray tanner, too.

Snooki — Yes, Snooki — Thinks The Tanning Mom Is Batcrackers

Julie GersteinMay 4, 2012 //
Tanning Mom
Mother arrested for allegedly putting her 5-year-old in a tanning bed. Read More »
Tanning Disasters!
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Snooki Self-Tanner
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For that subtle orange glow! Read More »

“That bitch is crazy … you are not supposed to take kids there. Everyone knows you are NOT supposed to take kids there.”

– Our “Jersey Shore” girl Snooki has harsh words for fellow tanning addict Patricia Krentcil. If Snooki is pulling your card, well, you know it’s bad. [Extra]

Not Even Pregnant, Engaged Snooki Can Make “Snooki & JWoww” Interesting

Jessica WakemanApril 27, 2012 //
Snooki's Pregnant!
And engaged. Oh, dear. Read More »
Partying Pregnant
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Snooki Talks Booze
Snooki knows she's a freakin' alcoholic. Read More »

Hoo boy. Not that I would’ve pegged Snooki as the most meticulous user of birth control, but getting pregnant before/during the filming of her spin-off show, “Snooki & JWoww,” was not her best move. The entire reason anyone watches Snooki do anything is because she’s always had one more Fuzzy Navels than she should have. A pregnant Snooki is a sober Snooki and based on the preview for their show it’s —I hate to say it — a boring Snooki. [MTV.com]

Evening Quickies: Is Cancun-Partying Snooki Marinating Her Little Meatball In Vodka Sauce?

Jessica WakemanMarch 16, 2012 //
Is Snooki Pregnant?
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Say it ain't so! (And hide the booze!) Read More »
Snooki Talks Booze
Snooki knows she's a freakin' alcoholic. Read More »
Morning Quickies
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"Strictly dickly." That's what Meghan McCain called herself in Playboy. Read More »
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  • Pregnant Snooki is partying into the wee hours in Cancun, Mexico, with JWoww. Fortunately a bartender confirmed she’s not marinating her little meatball in vodka sauce: Snooks is only throwing back virgin daiquiris. [Fox News]
  • Chris Brown did something not-awful: he posed with a transgender fan (who I guess doesn’t mind Chris’s homophobic Twitter rants?). [Starpulse]
  • A new NBC sitcom starring a nine-year-old African-American girl is all kinds of WTF in the stereotypes department. [Uptown Magazine]
  • Twenty-five pickup lines for cyclists. “I ride with a helmet” is totally open to interpretation. [Ecosalon] Keep reading »

Snooki Confirms Pregnancy, Shows Off Teensy Baby Bump

Amelia McDonell-ParryMarch 7, 2012 //

Well, this is officially happening. I’m not quite sure what to say about it other than my uterus is weeping. For some reason, whenever a celeb who’s significantly younger than me (Hilary Duff, Kristin Cavallari, etc.) gets knocked up, I take it as a personal affront. Leave one for me, guys. Anyway, as for our favorite stuffed meatball, Snooki says, “I have different priorities now. I don’t care what anybody else thinks.” [Us Weekly]

Morning Quickies: Snooki Engaged & Pregnant, Source Says

Jessica WakemanMarch 5, 2012 //
Is Snooki Pregnant?
Snooki pregnant photo
Say it ain't so! (And hide the booze!) Read More »
Snooki Talks Booze
Snooki knows she's a freakin' alcoholic. Read More »
I Love "Jersey Shore"
A self-proclaimed smart girl on why she loves the Seaside Heights gang. Read More »
Snooki pregnant photo
  • A source says Snooki is not only pregnant (which she has not confirmed yet) but engaged to her boyfriend Jionni LaValle. [People]
  • Also, Snooki’s douchebag ex Emilio actually said he hopes she has a miscarriage. EW. [TMZ]
  • Lil Wayne cancelled on Jimmy Kimmel at the last minute, so Jimmy pulled a random audience member named Carl to fill in. This is kind of brilliant. [PopCrush]
  • What did we think of Lindsay Lohan’s “Saturday Night Live” appearance this weekend? Here’s a timeline of her many, many professional “last chances.” [NYMag.com]
  • Vivienne Jolie-Pitt got into her mommy’s lipstick. So cute. [Us Weekly]

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Hide The Booze! Snooki Might Be Pregnant

Jessica WakemanFebruary 1, 2012 //
Snooki's New Tattoo
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The meatball got a questionable new tattoo. Read More »
Snooki Talks Booze
Snooki knows she's a freakin' alcoholic. Read More »
Snooki Is No Scientist
Questionable Beauty And Hygiene Tips From Celebrities
Snooki made one of the worst scientific claims of 2011. Read More »
Snooki pregnant photo

UPDATE, 1:44P.M.: Praise be to sopressata, Snooki is denying the pregnancy. Drink on, girl. [MTV]

Snooki is pregnant with her first child by her boyfriend Jionni LaValle, Star magazine is claiming. Do we really believe she is willing to forgo pickling her uterus in booze for nine months to bring another little meatball into the world? Doubtful, as 24-year-old Snooki has the maturity of a 12-year-old 11-year-old 10-year-old girl.

Alas, fetal alcohol syndrome is not something to joke about, so we are hoping this is not true.  The mag also claims that the spin-off Snooki and J-Woww have been filming will have to be tweaked to reflect Snooki’s pregnancy … it’s also possible this rumor is just free PR. So take it with the grain of salt on your margarita. [RadarOnline]

Snooki, Michele Bachmann Make Worst Scientific Claims Of 2011

Huffington Post Weird NewsDecember 28, 2011 //

From whale sperm to colon cleansers to the shape of a woman’s foot when she has an orgasm, celebrities did not disappoint during 2011 with their penchant for peddling suspect science in the world’s media.

In its annual list of what it considers the year’s worst abuses against science, the Sense About Science (SAS) campaign named reality TV star Nicole Polizzi, Republican presidential candidate Michelle Bachmann and American singer-songwriter Suzi Quatro as top offenders, with their dubious views on why the sea is salty, the risks of cervical cancer vaccines and the colon. Read more…

14 Highly Questionable Beauty And Hygiene Tips From Celebrities

The FriskyNovember 22, 2011 //
Questionable Beauty And Hygiene Tips From Celebrities
Questionable Beauty And Hygiene Tips From Celebrities
Questionable Beauty And Hygiene Tips From Celebrities
Questionable Beauty And Hygiene Tips From Celebrities
Questionable Beauty And Hygiene Tips From Celebrities
Questionable Beauty And Hygiene Tips From Celebrities
Questionable Beauty And Hygiene Tips From Celebrities
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You may have assumed that Snooki’s lovely, orange glow was achieved by hours spent at the tanning salon, but she has another secret. The guidette shared a bizarre beauty tip from her new book on recent appearance of “Conan.” Snooki admitted that she uses clean cat litter to exfoliate her skin. “Yeah, well, I definitely, um, like to Google a lot. And I don’t like to spend a lot of money on, like, spa treatments, just because I’m, like, a cheapo. So I Googled what else I could use that’s, like, not so expensive, and it was… cat litter,” she revealed. When Conan pointed out that cat litter contained hazardous chemicals, Snooki shrugged and said, “I haven’t broken out at all yet.” I think yet is the operative word here. I really hope women don’t try this at home. After the jump, other questionable hygiene and beauty tips from celebs. [Team Coco]

Video: Snooki Selling Perfume, Slippers & Crocodile Plushies On HSN

NYMag.com's The CutNovember 14, 2011 //

After previewing her perfume last week, Snooki made her debut on HSN last night, selling that and some of her other delightfully tacky products. She showcased the many ways to apply her fragrance and explained how her sunglasses (which rattle like a maraca, and that’s a good thing) block out haters. We’re pretty sure she made a vulgar gesture with her slippers, too. Read more…

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