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Should A Dude Blow Smoke Up Your Vag?

Dr. VApril 20, 2009 //

While men love it when we blow them, can women get blown, too? I’m talking literally — with smoke. That’s what I’ve been wondering on 4/20 (remember kids, don’t do drugs!). Erowid, the online encyclopedia of drugs, answers this burning question:

I was sitting around with my girlfriend yesterday, smoking marijuana out of a bong. We decided to try an experiment, so I exhaled a bong hit into her vagina and held it closed for a few seconds. When I let go, a significant amount of smoke was forced out. I did this three times, and a few minutes later she reported feeling high. My girlfriend has asthma, which prevents her from smoking up as much as she wants to. If vaginal administration of marijuana smoke is safe, it would allow her to get high without irritating her lungs. Is this safe for the vagina and the rest of the body?

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Star Couplings: If Uma Is Pregnant, She Probably Wouldn’t Be Doing This

Amelia McDonell-ParrySeptember 9, 2008 //
  • Rumor has it, Uma Thurman is pregnant. [Perez Hilton]
  • Trouble is brewing between Hugh Hefner and his #1 girlfriend, Holly Madison, and she may be moving out of the mansion! Oh no! [Perez Hilton]
  • Minnie Driver gave birth to Henry Story Driver yesterday — she hasn’t revealed who the pops is. [DListed]
  • Contrary to tabloid reports, Brad Pitt says George Clooney is not godfather to twins Knox and Vivienne. [Us Weekly]
  • Naomi Campbell says she wants to have kids, but has been battling infertility problems. [People]

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    Style On The Street: Polly Wanna Cracker?

    Catherine StrawnJuly 17, 2008 //

    Wearing parrot-print dresses is cool. Smoking is not. This message provided by me and the Surgeon General. [Trender Bender] Keep reading »

    The Nookie Know-It-All: His Cigs And Your Cervix

    Sexpert LindsayJune 13, 2008 //

    “Can a woman get cervical cancer if a smoker routinely goes down on her?” — Paranoid About My Puffer, Houston, TX

    There hasn’t been any real medical research to support this claim, but you’re not totally crazy. If I had to take a guess, I’d say having a smoker go down on you is like putting Equal in your coffee. It’s not awesome for you, but if you don’t eat eight bathtubs full of it a day you’ll be fine.

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    The Bad Girlfriend Hides Her Vices

    The Bad GirlfriendMay 29, 2008 //

    When I was a teenager, I hid all of my vices from my mom and dad. My high school boyfriend snuck in and out of our house so they wouldn’t know I was having sex, I kept perfume and eye drops in a boot in the garage so I wouldn’t smell and look so stoned when I walked in, and once I even hid my jeans in the backyard when I came home so drunk I peed my pants while trying to open the front door. For the most part, mom and dad remained oblivious to my shady behavior. (Except, sadly, my mom found the pee pants in the backyard before I could wake up, and threw them in my face. And a nosy neighbor once squealed to her about strange boys jumping out the window. Also, sorry, mom. I do hope I don’t have a daughter like me.)
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    The Daily Squeeze: Humans Almost Disappeared, Another HPV Warning, And Pregnancy Cravings

    Catherine StrawnApril 28, 2008 //
  • A new gene study supports the theory that humans nearly went extinct 150,000 years ago, when the species was down to just 2,000 people. That’s the same number of people who participated in Birmingham Mail’s fun run this weekend. [AHN, Birmingham Mail]
  • HPV could have a role as a co-carcinogen, meaning the virus’ presence might increase the risk of lung cancer for smokers. [ABC News]

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    The Daily Squeeze: Successfully Quit Smoking, See Elijah Wood Covered In Spaghetti, And More

    Catherine StrawnApril 21, 2008 //
  • Women who attempted to quit smoking before hitting the ovulation part of their cycle were more likely to smoke again than those trying to quit at other times. [BBC]

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    Get Scared Into Aging Well

    Catherine StrawnMarch 21, 2008 //

    If you smoke, drink a little too much, or don’t wear sunscreen, you’re going to have a few more wrinkles than you would otherwise. But you knew that because you’ve heard it a million times. What you need is a time machine that will take you into the future and show you what a hot 60-year-old you would be if you gave up your bad habits. At least two companies have technologies available or in the works that illustrate your future self. And the results might scare you into becoming a healthy eater, a non-smoker, and a religious wearer of SPF 30. Unless, of course, you want your mouth to look like a cat’s anus. [Good Morning America] Keep reading »

    Smoking And Lamaze: A Popular Combination

    Catherine StrawnMarch 20, 2008 //

    You’d think that all of the studies about the effects of drinking, smoking, and doing drugs while pregnant would make women cease partying for nine months at the very least. Who wants their child to be born with fetal alcohol syndrome or a heroin addiction? Well, apparently some women are okay with taking the risk. A University of Washington study found that 77 percent of women cigarette smokers and 50 percent of women marijuana smokers used those substances at some time during their pregnancy. Part of the problem is that men’s levels of drinking, smoking, and marijuana use remain stable before, during, and after pregnancy. So, when the aromatic smell of pot is in the air, you forget that you’re with child? [Newswise] Keep reading »

    The Daily Squeeze: Equality In Bras, Smoking’s Side Effects, And An Online Dating Scam

    Catherine StrawnJanuary 28, 2008 //
  • A big store in England is no longer charging extra for its larger-sized bras. This is only fair because we’re pretty sure well-endowed men never had to pay more for jock straps requiring loads of fabric. [Reuters]
  • If your boyfriend smokes and it annoys you, just tell him that continuing to puff might make him lose his sex drive–or worse, his erection. [Jamaica Gleaner]
  • If a guy looks nothing like the photo in his online dating profile, that’s disappointing. If a guy you meet online suddenly goes to Africa and asks you to wire him some money, that’s a scam. [Click2Houston.com]

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