Posts tagged "small town security"

“Small Town Security”‘s Joan Reveals Her Crush On Avril Lavigne

You guys! Apologies in advance for being the most awkward interviewer ever, but have you seen "Small Town Security" yet? The first season captured the utterly bonkers world of Joan Koplan and her merry band of security guards. To give you a brief summary: Joan is married to Irwin but Dennis thinks Joan is his soulmate.

By: Julie Gerstein / May 8, 2013

Halloween Costume Inspiration: Unlikely Reality TV Heroines

There are some who think there is no value in reality TV, but I dare those haters to say as much come Halloween, when these stars of the small screen are the first people we think of as costume inspirations. While you could certain recycle last year's Courtney Stodden or "Toddlers & Tiaras" costumes, why not consider dressing u…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / October 9, 2012

“Small Town Security” Recap: God Don’t Make No Junk

I was too traumatized by last night's "Breaking Bad" to watch "Small Town Security," so apologies for getting this recap to you late. "Breaking Bad" is so stressful! But "Small Town Security" is like a sweet, soothing salve on the nerves. As long as you can handle all the uncomfortable sex talk. And oh, what…

By: Julie Gerstein / August 13, 2012

“Small Town Security” Recap: The Land Of A Thousand Hoarding Dances

This week's episode of "Small Town Security" takes a break from chronicling Lieutenant Denis Croft's time traveling love affair with his boss Chief Joan Koplan, and instead focuses on Joan's husband Irwin. Irwin has a problem -- and no, I'm not referring to his desire to dye his graying hair cherry red (which yes, i…

By: Julie Gerstein / July 30, 2012

Bizarre Love Triangle: Joan, Denis & Irwin On “Small Town Security”

Have you started watching "Small Town Security" yet? Because you need to be watching this show. It's absolutely the craziest. I mean, the show is about a security detail in North Georgia run by former teen sensation Joan Koplan, her cuckholded husband Irwin, and their female-to-male transgender officer Denis. So totally normal, right? The second…

By: Julie Gerstein / July 23, 2012

10 Reasons You Need To Start Watching “Small Town Security” Right Now

Maybe you caught the premiere episode of the new AMC series "Small Town Security" the other night, as it debuted directly after "Breaking Bad"? If not, you missed one hell of a crazypants show. The series chronicles the lives of several of the folks working at JJK Security, a small security firm in Northern Georgia.

By: Julie Gerstein / July 17, 2012