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17 Signs You Ain’t Nothin’ But A Hoochie Mama

A couple weeks ago, I told you about the scientifically developed hand test to see if your ancestors were sluts. But what about you? Remember Jeff Foxworthy’s charming “You Might Be A Redneck” series? Well, I’m not a redneck. I’m a hussy. So, while I don’t know much about fixin’ up a truck or mullets (the non-ironic kind), I can help you, my Frisky peeps, figure out if your vag entertains more visitors than a theme park. Girl, you might be a hoochie mama if … Keep reading »

Are You A Slut? Take The Scientist-Approved Hand Test To Find Out!

Even the biggest slut you know (probs me?) ain’t got nothin’ on a horny Neanderthal. Our ancestors were some freaky bitches — that’s where you get it from, Frisky readers! Mystery solved. Earlier this week, a team of Canadian and British scientists unveiled a way to test just how big a tramp your great-great-great-great-great-grandparents were. Apparently, a propensity for promiscuity is related to prenatal androgens. Those hormones also govern the finger-size ratio.

After carefully examining the remains of early apes, hominins, Ardipithecus ramidus, and Australopithecus afarensis, the researchers were able to show a trend in ye ol’ hoes. The more skanky and sex-loving the early human, the lower index-to-ring finger ratio. By comparatively measuring, blah, blah, blah, science. Let’s get to the good part: how to test your own loosey-goosey legacy, after the jump! Keep reading »

Thrillist’s Top 5 Things That Don’t Suck

The Frisky has teamed up with Thrillist, the daily men’s lifestyle and city guide, to bring you a weekly list of things for the guys in your life. Here’s “Thrillist’s Top 5 Things That Don’t Suck”.

Gear: Neil Barrett Silver Brogues
Rock this edgy Milan-based designer’s pattern-stitched beauties to work, and the only person who’ll out-clout you in meetings will be gold-spiked sprinter Michael Johnson, who smokes you at company field day, too. Man, that guy owns you. [Yoox.com]
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