Posts tagged "slanket"

Get Your “Sluts For Obama” Slanket Right Here

Fact I’m Struggling To Come To Grips With: there is a “Sluts For Obama” slanket. A slanket, you guys! But what we really need to know is if two or more sluts can fit inside. [CafePress.com/SlutsForObama]…

Jessica Wakeman / March 7, 2012

It’s The Slanket Armchair, AKA The Slarmchair

The Snuggie armchair: it appears to be an actual thing. Or is it a Slanket armchair? The website that sells this atrocity is in French, so we will defer to our Parisian correspondent Leonora’s translation. But my hunch is that the copy reads, “You stupid Americans, why would you buy a Snuggie armchair when you…

Jessica Wakeman / October 12, 2010

The Perfect Gift For A Couple Of Couch Potatoes

The Siamese Slanket! Because when you share everything — from checking accounts to bodily fluids — why shouldn’t you share a blanket with sleeves too? [$40.99, TheSlanket.com]…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / February 22, 2010