Fact I’m Struggling To Come To Grips With: there is a “Sluts For Obama” slanket. A slanket, you guys! But what we really need to know is if two or more sluts can fit inside. [] … READ MORE »


The Snuggie armchair: it appears to be an actual thing. Or is it a Slanket armchair? The website that sells this atrocity is in French, so we will defer to our Parisian correspondent Leonora’s translation. But my hunch is that the copy reads, “You stupid Americans, why would you buy a Snuggie armchair when you… READ MORE »


The Siamese Slanket! Because when you share everything — from checking accounts to bodily fluids — why shouldn’t you share a blanket with sleeves too? [$40.99,] … READ MORE »