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Eulogizing SkyMall Is The Whitest White Person Thing Of All Time

As the dust of male dick mania settled over the blogger horizon yesterday, a zillion restless fingers sat poised at their oil-stained Macbook keyboards, wondering what they would mock today…

Beejoli Shah |

Your New Year’s Eve Accessorizing? Done.

This might possibly be the most awesome SkyMall find/party prop ever! The wine glass holder necklace. Classy and functional. [SkyMall] …

Leonora Epstein |

Uh, No: Solafeet Foot Tanner

Here’s a quick way to get cancer—or at least foot cancer (if that even existed until now)—the Solafeet Foot Tanner, another useless and overpriced object brought to you by the…

Leonora Epstein |

Five Catalogs Your Mailbox Will Be Happy To Get

I don’t get much mail, except for the occasional postcard from my mom and the handful of magazines I subscribe to. For the most part, this pleases me because I’m…

Catherine Strawn |