Posts tagged "skymall"

Eulogizing SkyMall Is The Whitest White Person Thing Of All Time

As the dust of male dick mania settled over the blogger horizon yesterday, a zillion restless fingers sat poised at their oil-stained Macbook keyboards, wondering what they would mock today within the halls of Tweetdeck. Luckily, the heavens answered their call, and SkyMall fell right out of the clouds. The airplane catalog that's been a…

By: Beejoli Shah / January 23, 2015

Your New Year’s Eve Accessorizing? Done.

This might possibly be the most awesome SkyMall find/party prop ever! The wine glass holder necklace. Classy and functional. [SkyMall]…

By: Leonora Epstein / December 30, 2010

Uh, No: Solafeet Foot Tanner

Here's a quick way to get cancer—or at least foot cancer (if that even existed until now)—the Solafeet Foot Tanner, another useless and overpriced object brought to you by the endlessly entertaining SkyMall catalogue. Marketed to golfers who want to "rid themselves of ugly sock tan lines," all you have to do is stick your…

By: Leonora Epstein / October 21, 2009

Five Catalogs Your Mailbox Will Be Happy To Get

I don't get much mail, except for the occasional postcard from my mom and the handful of magazines I subscribe to. For the most part, this pleases me because I'm not wasting as much paper as I would if I received L.L. Bean catalogs every week. However, amidst crap catalogs like Just For Redheads, there…

By: Catherine Strawn / September 26, 2008