Posts tagged "skateboards"

Hey, Middle-Aged Bros, That Skateboard Makes You Look Like A Douche

Skateboards are cool and hot when you’re a teenage scumbag with piercing eyes, slightly unwashed hair, strong arms and a tendency towards silence as a form of communication. Skateboards convey danger, mystery, and a recklessness that is sexy when you’re a college frehman. According to the professional trolls at the New York Post, the skateboard…

Megan Reynolds / July 1, 2015

Skateboarding Bulldogs, Please Never Change

What is it with you bulldogs and skateboards? Whatever it is, don’t ever change, because bulldog/skateboard shenanigans are a foundational element of all that is right with the world. I’ve witnessed it first hand — for some reason, the bulldog breed is particularly prone to enjoy skateboard hijinks. They can jump on that board for hours.

Julie Gerstein / July 19, 2013

Shocking: A Stephenie Meyer Clothing Line That Has Nothing To Do With “Twilight”

Inevitable, right? Stephenie Meyer, the Twilight scribe, designed three tee shirts and skateboards, based on her first novel, The Host , for Hobo Skate Company. (Who knew she was a sk8er gurl?) Generally, we’re so over celeb/model/everyone-and-their-dog clothing designers doing their own lines, but at least Meyer is using her fame for good, not evil,…

Jessica Wakeman / September 3, 2009