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Sisqó Finally Explains The “Thong Song” Lyrics Everyone’s Wondered About For Years

While most people assumed it was a parallel sentiment to “junk in the trunk,” the use of the word “dumps” in close relation to the butt and constricting underwear left many wondering exactly what he was getting at. More »


Sisqo’s Leaked Nude Pics: Dong Da Dong Dong Dong

We know you’ve never wanted to know what’s in Sisqo’s pants. But now that the “Thong Song” singer’s nude pics are making the rounds on the interwebs,we know you are curious about his dong da dong dong dong. Click here for full NSFW pics of Sisqo’s trouser snake. Spoiler: he does not wear thongs.Oh, and… More »


Thong Market Bottoms Out

Where is Sisqo and his “Thong Song” when you need him? The lingerie industry wishes they could party like it was 1999 since g-string sales have dropped like panties at the Playboy mansion in the 21st Century. Industry leaders blame VPL (visible panty line) technology which has seen the development of the boy short. While… More »