Posts tagged "single ladies"

Beyonce Thinks “If You Like It You Should Be Able To Put A Ring On It”

Beyonce's "Single Ladies" lyrics plus a marriage equality plea? We are all in.
By: Julie Gerstein / March 27, 2013

Valentine’s Day Date Inspiration: A Romantic Evening On The Couch … Alone

Who says you have to have a date on Valentine's Day with anyone other than YOURSELF? Embrace your singledom to the extreme this V-Day. Here's what you'll need if you plan on getting up close and personal with your couch on February 14th.
By: Ami Angelowicz / February 7, 2012

Are Hard Nipples An Under-Used Accessory?

  During last night's episode of "Single Ladies," I was transfixed by Stacey Dash's hard nipples on more than one occasion. Her nipples were sticking out of her thin dresses, and it was possible to distinguish between the actual nipple and the aureole. (I told you I was focused.) I don't think this wa…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / June 28, 2011

Christian Ladies (Put A Purity Ring On It)

I gotta say, as a non-Christian who practices excessive amounts of pre-marital sex (well, at least before the sabbatical), I kinda like this pro-abstinence take on Beyonce's "Single Ladies." The lyrics don't roll off the tongue as easily as in the original, but I gotta give props to these gals for using such a popular…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / February 3, 2011

18 Signs You’re Ready To Stop Being Single

Wasn’t it fun sluttin’ around? If you just agreed with that statement, in the past tense, well, girl, you just might need to read this list. Because you know you’re ready to settle down when ...
By: Simcha / December 15, 2010

Watch This Drunk Guy Dancing To “Single Ladies”

Usually, if a video indicates there's a drunk person dancing in it, I don't watch it, because who wants to watch one more drunk person dancing like a fool? But this one is a must-see. This dude who had way too many is possessed by the spirit of Beyonce at the Minnesota State Fair. Busting…
By: Susannah Breslin / October 15, 2010

5 Things A Single Woman Should Always Have In Her Bag

Most women carry a pocketbook, a bag, a purse, or whatever they may choose to call it. Aside from the basic necessities, such as a phone, planner, wallet, and an iPod, a single woman requires her own set of must-haves. Being single is all about being independent, enjoying life alone, and, if you're ready, finding…
By: Carli Alexa Blau / July 9, 2010

Liza Minnelli Singing “Single Ladies” In “Sex and The City 2″ Is Heinous. Heinous!

Cover your ears, children: here's the audio of Liza Minnelli performing Beyoncé's song "Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It)" in "Sex and The City 2." Damnnnn, somebody better get fired over this! It sounds like klezmer. I'm sorry, but I'd rather watch those little girls dressed like hoochies do the "Single…
By: Jessica Wakeman / May 24, 2010

“Single Ladies” Tots Have Danced “Sexy” Before

They're baaaaack! Remember the little girls who did that super amazing but sorta sexy dance to Beyonce's "Single Ladies," and people went nuts over whether it was appropriate or not? Well, their parents hit the morning shows last week saying the dance performance (posted on YouTube) was "taken out of context." However, it tur…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / May 19, 2010

Little Girls Tear It Up To “Single Ladies”

I took dance lessons when I was a kid. I wasn't very good, and looking back at the Sears Portrait Studio-style snapshots of me, all gussied up in my sequins and garish makeup, I realize I looked pretty ridiculous too. I -- and the rest of my jazz dance class -- were never ever as,…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / May 12, 2010

Little Boy Reduced To Tears Because He’s Not A Single Lady

Reposting now that we've found an embed link that works! The other day, we were all dancing around The Frisky offices with "Single Ladies" on blast, and then Wendy was like, "Hey, Amelia, you're not a single lady," even though she is, and then Amelia, well, her reaction was the same as the kid i…
By: Susannah Breslin / March 31, 2010

Check Out This “Single Ladies” Motown Version

Just when we thought there couldn't possibly be any more "Single Ladies" tribute videos, we see this one, which, frankly, blows all the others out of the water. [via NYmag.com]…
By: Wendy Atterberry / March 29, 2010

All The Single Man Babies

I understand this is the part where I'm supposed to write some sort of commentary, but I have nothing to say other than: Watch this video. [Urlesque]…
By: Susannah Breslin / October 14, 2009

Liza Minnelli To Cover “Single Ladies” In “Sex And The City 2″

I know, I know. If you see one more send-up of Beyoncé’s “Single Ladies (Put a Ring on It),” you’re going to slit your wrists. After seeing the versions done by football players on "Glee," Justin Timberlake on "SNL," and indie rockers Pomplamoose, what else could possibly be done to add new…
By: Ami Angelowicz / October 2, 2009

Miracle Birth Control Gum

If you thought the blond Orbitz girl cornered the market on bizarre gum marketing, you clearly have not stumbled across the wonderful absurdity that is Miracle Birth Control Gum. I suppose it was only really a matter of time until someone figured out a way to sweeten breath while simultaneously preventing pregnancy. Though…
By: Ali Jawin / June 10, 2009

Joe Jonas Wants Someone To Put A Ring On It

The Jonas Brothers are a little behind on putting out a "Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It)" tribute, but we still appreciate Joe Jonas' attempt at doing Beyonce's signature moves while wearing a unitard and heels. Our only question: How does he not know all the words?!
By: Catherine Strawn / June 3, 2009