Beyonce’s “Single Ladies” lyrics plus a marriage equality plea? We are all in.
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Valentine’s Day Date Inspiration: A Romantic Evening On The Couch … Alone
Who says you have to have a date on Valentine’s Day with anyone other than YOURSELF? Embrace your singledom to the extreme this V-Day. Here’s what you’ll need if you plan on getting up close and personal with your couch on February 14th. Keep reading »
Are Hard Nipples An Under-Used Accessory?
During last night’s episode of “Single Ladies,” I was transfixed by Stacey Dash’s hard nipples on more than one occasion. Her nipples were sticking out of her thin dresses, and it was possible to distinguish between the actual nipple and the aureole. (I told you I was focused.) I don’t think this was an accident. I haven’t noticed Dash’s nipples during any of the previous episodes, so I think the producers and wardrobe remembered the fervor “Sex and the City” created over those faux nipples back in the day, and decided to employ the same trick. Keep reading »
Christian Ladies (Put A Purity Ring On It)
I gotta say, as a non-Christian who practices excessive amounts of pre-marital sex (well, at least before the sabbatical), I kinda like this pro-abstinence take on Beyonce’s “Single Ladies.” The lyrics don’t roll off the tongue as easily as in the original, but I gotta give props to these gals for using such a popular song to spread their message. I love a music video with a story line, especially one acted with such skill. Babe. [BuzzFeed] Keep reading »
18 Signs You’re Ready To Stop Being Single
Wasn’t it fun sluttin’ around? If you just agreed with that statement, in the past tense, well, girl, you just might need to read this list. Because you know you’re ready to settle down when … Keep reading »
Watch This Drunk Guy Dancing To “Single Ladies”
Usually, if a video indicates there’s a drunk person dancing in it, I don’t watch it, because who wants to watch one more drunk person dancing like a fool? But this one is a must-see. This dude who had way too many is possessed by the spirit of Beyonce at the Minnesota State Fair. Busting a series of eye-popping moves to “Single Ladies,” he uses his water cooler as a prop, earns a few dollar bills, and ends up getting busted by the police. It is an amazing spectacle. (NB: We here at The Frisky do not condone drinking to excess, because if you do, you, too, may end up looking like a crazed loon in a YouTube video.) [BuzzFeed] Keep reading »
5 Things A Single Woman Should Always Have In Her Bag
Most women carry a pocketbook, a bag, a purse, or whatever they may choose to call it. Aside from the basic necessities, such as a phone, planner, wallet, and an iPod, a single woman requires her own set of must-haves. Being single is all about being independent, enjoying life alone, and, if you’re ready, finding the right someone to have fun with. But while the single life may be spontaneous sometimes, a little preparation goes a long way. It’s hard to enjoy yourself if you’re worried about something, right? Here are the five simple things a single woman should always carry with her, so there’s never an excuse not to make the best out of the single life. Keep reading »
Liza Minnelli Singing “Single Ladies” In “Sex and The City 2″ Is Heinous. Heinous!
Cover your ears, children: here’s the audio of Liza Minnelli performing Beyoncé‘s song “Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It)” in “Sex and The City 2.” Damnnnn, somebody better get fired over this! It sounds like klezmer. I’m sorry, but I’d rather watch those little girls dressed like hoochies do the “Single Ladies” dance on YouTube for a million years than listen to this song again. [Vanity Fair] Keep reading »
“Single Ladies” Tots Have Danced “Sexy” Before
They’re baaaaack! Remember the little girls who did that super amazing but sorta sexy dance to Beyonce’s “Single Ladies,” and people went nuts over whether it was appropriate or not? Well, their parents hit the morning shows last week saying the dance performance (posted on YouTube) was “taken out of context.” However, it turns out that that was not the first time that gang of 7-year-olds donned sparkly tube tops and popped their booties on stage. Behold, the sexiest take on “My Boyfriend’s Back” that I’ve ever heard/seen. Look, the sucky thing about this “scandal” is that it’s detracting from the fact that these girls are amazzzzing dancers, so skilled at such a young age that if they were to continue their studies, they could seriously go on to professional careers. And some might argue, myself included, that the over-the-top sexiness of some of the moves (and the costumes) are not only inappropriate for their age but distracting from their talent as well. What do you think? [PopEater] Keep reading »
Little Girls Tear It Up To “Single Ladies”
I took dance lessons when I was a kid. I wasn’t very good, and looking back at the Sears Portrait Studio-style snapshots of me, all gussied up in my sequins and garish makeup, I realize I looked pretty ridiculous too. I — and the rest of my jazz dance class — were never ever as, um, advanced as the little 7-year-olds performing Beyonce’s “Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It)” in the video above. I want to be clear: these gals can dance. They’ve got the moves. But, like, isn’t this song a little weird for children to be dancing to? They’re doing some of the original Bob Fosse moves, but the rest of it is full of gyrating and rather stripper-y. And what’s up with the bordello crop tops and panties? Oy. Keep reading »
