Posts tagged "simon cowell"

Quick Pic: Three’s A Crowd, Cowell

Simon Cowell brought not one, but two ex-girlfriends to the Royal Ascot Horse Race. And he only got one of them a flower, awkies! JK, that hat isn’t as big a tragedy as his social faux pas. Judging by the looks on their faces, not only have Simon’s hopes of a threesome been ruined, but…

By: Simcha / June 17, 2009

American Idol’s Adam Lambert Knocks Simon Cowell Onto His Feet. But Who Is This Guy Anyway?

On Tuesday, “American Idol” contestant Adam Lambert dramatically belted out “Mad World” by Tears for Fears, a performance so good he knocked stone cold Simon Cowell onto his feet. Cowell actually gave him a standing ovation, saying, “Words aren’t necessary but I’m going to give you a standing ovation.” Woah! We got the DL o…

By: Nikki Dowling / April 9, 2009

Quickies!: Mars Is The New Celeb Kid On The Block, Stay Youthful Like Demi Moore

Bronx Mogli has been dethroned. Mars Merkaba, Erykah Badu’s newborn, now has the strangest celebrity baby name. [Dlisted]
Lynne from “The Real Housewives of Orange County” is dumb as a box of white rice. Not only is she not sure there’s air conditioning in her home, but she also thinks horseradish comes from little ponies.

By: Annika Harris / February 4, 2009

The Real Housewives Of Atlanta: Who Should Be Kim’s Next Big Poppa?

One of the biggest shockers of “The Real Housewives of Atlanta” season finale was the breakup of Kim and Big Poppa, after only seven months of dating. We can’t believe she thought he would propose to her. We’re going to assume that he dumped her because, let’s face it, Kim had no reason to end…

By: Annika Harris / November 19, 2008

Star Couplings: Evan Rachel Wood No Longer Marilyn’s Lolita Fantasy

Evan Rachel Wood finally wisened up and dumped Marilyn Manson because he’s “controlling.” And not because he wears white contacts, masturbates on stage, and spikes his morning joe with absinthe? [Star]
So, Rachel McAdams and Ryan Gosling have broken up again. Okay, I’m sad for them, really, but maybe this IS a sign that Rya…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / November 6, 2008

Star Couplings: Sienna Miller Has An Oil (Heir) Spill

Sienna Miller and Balthazar Getty may have ended their much discussed love affair. [Perez Hilton]
Ryan Reynolds looked hot running the New York Marathon. Wife Scarlett Johansson was supposedly somewhere in the crowd watching him. [DListed]
Simon Cowell’s girlfriend Terri Seymour totally dumped him. [Us Weekly]
Rapper Nelly says that he and singer Ashanti are…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / November 3, 2008

Pole-Dancing Tee: Billy Elliot Lives!

Pole dancing is all the rage with suburban housewives or as we like to call them, “Stellas gettin’ their groove back.” But America isn’t the only pole-lovin’ motherland; the U.K.’s got a case of stripper fever too. Although earlier in the season, a 40-year-old mom slid down Britain’s Got More Talent, but her…

By: Simcha / June 2, 2008

Simon Cowell Relives His First Kiss On American Idol

It’s easy to forget that evil, mean Simon Cowell was once a young, impressionable, and innocent nine-year-old. Tara Miller called up during American Idol last night to remind Simon (and the millions who watch the show) that she remembers him from those days — they shared their first kiss at the bottom of…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / May 1, 2008

The Daily Squeeze: Simon Cowell & Viagra, Mothers, History, And Wikipedia

American Idol judge Simon Cowell turned down an offer to be Viagra’s spokesperson, according to the British edition of Glamour. He also acknowledged that he uses Botox to maintain his face, calling it “no more unusual than toothpaste.” [NY Daily News]
Mothers tend to discuss twice as many sexual topics with with their children a…

By: Catherine Strawn / March 3, 2008

An Open Letter To American Idol

Dear Randy, Paula, and Simon,
Seriously, how dumb are you guys to give up on Josiah Leming, a guy who actually writes his own (amazing) songs, sings Mika’s “Grace Kelly” as an audition song, has the adorable look that teens (and, um, women) will go crazy for, and has a voice that channel…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / February 20, 2008
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