That’s right folks, the reality TV judge we love to hate (and love to love) is going to have a little one of his own to give his branded form of “constructive criticism.”
The 53-year-old is expecting his first child with New York socialite Lauren Silverman, 36. The two have been friends for a while, though they aren’t technically together. In fact, Cowell’s baby mama, rumored to be 10 weeks along, is still married to real-estate mogul Andrew Silverman. Before you’re too quick to judge the couple, don’t forget about new parents Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, who conceived before Kim’s divorce to Kris Humphries was actually finalized. Read more on Your Tango…
Sorry, but I ran across these paparazzi photos of Simon Cowell frolicking on the beach yesterday, and since I’ve had to look at them, I figured it was only fair if I forced you to look at them, too. So there he is, gamboling on the beach in Barbados in all his hairy-chested glory. Enjoy (but not too much). [Photo: Fame/Flynet]
December has not been kind to Britney Spears, what with the rumors of relationship trouble and claims her ex-hubby’s brother actually fathered her kid. Now, Us Weekly reports that the singer’s first season as an “X Factor” judge will be her last. “Britney will get the boot,” according to a source; another says bigwigs are sour that they paid her $15 million ”for her to say ‘amazing’ and offer half-claps.” And a third source says co-creator Simon Cowell hasn’t been wowed either: “He wanted crazy Britney, but he got boring Britney.” Read more…
Last night, Britney Spears made her “X-Factor” debut, and it was priceless. Britney is back, and she is, well, super weird, making strange facial expressions and seeming kind of blank. But whatever, I could watch Britney Spears simulate real human emotion forever. And you know, she’s not the easy judge everybody thought she’d be. She actually has a lot of not very nice things to say, in the way that someone who is not very bright but is trying to seem witty might.
Oh, but that’s not the only thing that happened to Ms. Spears Wednesday night. She also had a very “Maury Povich” visitor from her past!
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