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Quick Pic: Three’s A Crowd, Cowell

Simon Cowell brought not one, but two ex-girlfriends to the Royal Ascot Horse Race. And he only got one of them a flower, awkies! JK, that hat isn’t as big a tragedy as his social faux pas. Judging by the looks on their faces, not only have Simon’s hopes of a threesome been ruined, but so has the day. What a horse’s ass! [UK, 6/17/09] Keep reading »

American Idol’s Adam Lambert Knocks Simon Cowell Onto His Feet. But Who Is This Guy Anyway?

On Tuesday, “American Idol” contestant Adam Lambert dramatically belted out “Mad World” by Tears for Fears, a performance so good he knocked stone cold Simon Cowell onto his feet. Cowell actually gave him a standing ovation, saying, “Words aren’t necessary but I’m going to give you a standing ovation.” Woah! We got the DL on Simon’s new fave. Keep reading »

Quickies!: Mars Is The New Celeb Kid On The Block, Stay Youthful Like Demi Moore

  • Bronx Mogli has been dethroned. Mars Merkaba, Erykah Badu’s newborn, now has the strangest celebrity baby name. [Dlisted]
  • Lynne from “The Real Housewives of Orange County” is dumb as a box of white rice. Not only is she not sure there’s air conditioning in her home, but she also thinks horseradish comes from little ponies. Now my dreams of Lynne putting Vicki’s million dollar ass in its trailer park place have been crushed. [Dlisted]
  • Michelle Obama’s hairstylist will train D.C.-area stylists to do the first lady’s hair because he doesn’t want to move, and flying back and forth isn’t practical in this economic climate. How do I get an application for this apprenticeship program? [Perez Hilton]
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    The Real Housewives Of Atlanta: Who Should Be Kim’s Next Big Poppa?

    One of the biggest shockers of “The Real Housewives of Atlanta” season finale was the breakup of Kim and Big Poppa, after only seven months of dating. We can’t believe she thought he would propose to her. We’re going to assume that he dumped her because, let’s face it, Kim had no reason to end things with her sugar daddy. We think the best prescription for this heartbreak and budget-ache is for Kim to jump right back into the dating pool. Check out who should be Big Poppa II after the jump. Keep reading »

    Star Couplings: Evan Rachel Wood No Longer Marilyn’s Lolita Fantasy

  • Evan Rachel Wood finally wisened up and dumped Marilyn Manson because he’s “controlling.” And not because he wears white contacts, masturbates on stage, and spikes his morning joe with absinthe? [Star]
  • So, Rachel McAdams and Ryan Gosling have broken up again. Okay, I’m sad for them, really, but maybe this IS a sign that Ryan is supposed to be my celebrity rebound?! [Contact Music]
  • So, Simon Cowell is basically the best ex ever. He gave his ex Terri Seymour $5 million to spend and another $4 million to buy her own place. [Perez Hilton]
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    Star Couplings: Sienna Miller Has An Oil (Heir) Spill

  • Sienna Miller and Balthazar Getty may have ended their much discussed love affair. [Perez Hilton]
  • Ryan Reynolds looked hot running the New York Marathon. Wife Scarlett Johansson was supposedly somewhere in the crowd watching him. [DListed]
  • Simon Cowell’s girlfriend Terri Seymour totally dumped him. [Us Weekly]
  • Rapper Nelly says that he and singer Ashanti are “very serious.” Yawn. [People]
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    Pole-Dancing Tee: Billy Elliot Lives!

    Pole dancing is all the rage with suburban housewives or as we like to call them, “Stellas gettin’ their groove back.” But America isn’t the only pole-lovin’ motherland; the U.K.’s got a case of stripper fever too. Although earlier in the season, a 40-year-old mom slid down Britain’s Got More Talent, but her skills don’t even compare to the technique of the living Billy Elliot. After lifting himself up out of the ghetto and up onto the side of a street lamp pole, the 14-year-old boy break-danced his way to the top. Last season, he was told he wasn’t good enough, but George “Comeback Kid” Sampson picked himself up and practiced to make it perfect. His hard work paid off and he just won the entire televised competition on his second time around. George’s rendition of Singin’ In The Rain would make even Gene Kelly cry, but this submitter openly admits to her runny mascara. Look out Justin Timberlake, this kid’s got talent! [Daily Mail]
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    Simon Cowell Relives His First Kiss On American Idol

    It’s easy to forget that evil, mean Simon Cowell was once a young, impressionable, and innocent nine-year-old. Tara Miller called up during American Idol last night to remind Simon (and the millions who watch the show) that she remembers him from those days — they shared their first kiss at the bottom of Simon’s garden back in England when he was just a little boy. Watch this clip carefully — he nearly blushes. Keep reading »

    The Daily Squeeze: Simon Cowell & Viagra, Mothers, History, And Wikipedia

  • American Idol judge Simon Cowell turned down an offer to be Viagra’s spokesperson, according to the British edition of Glamour. He also acknowledged that he uses Botox to maintain his face, calling it “no more unusual than toothpaste.” [NY Daily News]
  • Mothers tend to discuss twice as many sexual topics with with their children as fathers do, according to a report published in Pediatrics. [Reuters]
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    An Open Letter To American Idol

    Dear Randy, Paula, and Simon,
    Seriously, how dumb are you guys to give up on Josiah Leming, a guy who actually writes his own (amazing) songs, sings Mika’s “Grace Kelly” as an audition song, has the adorable look that teens (and, um, women) will go crazy for, and has a voice that channels some of the most popular bands making money today? And you actually let through that kid with the hair-band highlights? Out. Of. Touch.
    Love,
    The Frisky
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