When the ”shit people say” video meme veered from trying to make people laugh to trying to make boneheads with no tact shut up, I had to jump on board. My 6-foot-tall friend found one dedicated to the ridiculous things she’s heard countless times from people who can’t get over her height, and I’ve seen more than a few about race and ethnicity that make me shake with rage.
But all you video makers out there missed a group that hears plenty of comments from the peanut gallery – and none of them good! We are the ladies who rock a short haircut. And if you think you’ve got something funny to say to us, do yourself a favor. Don’t. Because you’ll probably find it lands right there on the list of things we’ve heard before — and never want to hear again. Read more…
The Internet has finally folded in on itself and pooped out the daddy of all Shit People Say videos: stuff that absolutely nobody in their right mind would ever say. I mean, nobody in the history of ever has actually wanted to burn a copy of a Nickelback CD, right? [YouTube]
Girls, we say some totally annoying things to our gay guy friends. Just stop it, okay? It’s getting embarrassing. [YouTube]
I’m too intimidating. I hate birthdays. I hate New Year’s. Yup. I’ve said all of these things and more. Behold, shit single ladies say. [YouTube]
Watch as our intrepid pals from Shit Girls Say give us yet another collection of stupid — and yet totally true — things ladies utter. Because seriously, you’re the best. [YouTube]
Oh my God, you guys! Is that hummus? Seriously, that dog realllllllly needs some water. For real. [YouTube]