I hear you, Shiloh. Halloween costume shopping sucks. If you’re uninspired, you’re uninspired. It looks like Vivienne found something she could work with — a pink unicorn smock thingy. We know that bullshit’s totally not your style. [Photo: FameFlynet]
Move over young Hollywood — these mini fashionistas are taking over as the new trendsetters in Tinseltown!
We’ve gathered the most fashion forward kids, from Suri Cruise to Kingston Rossdale, to Honor Warren. Read below and look through our trendsetters gallery for the top 10 best dressed celebrity kids in Hollywood. Read more and see photos…
Shiloh Jolie-Pitt, the world’s coolest child, was recently photographed (GASP!) sucking her thumb. Not that she seems to give a f**k if the world knows. But, of course, The Enquirer is very concerned. “Experts” warn that at almost six years old, Shiloh should have outgrown the habit long ago, and that she could have serious orthodontic issues. Or even worse … an anxiety disorder. Allegedly, Brad and Angie are bribing her to quit her thumb with a “special daddy-daughter camping trip.” If she doesn’t kick the habit now, she may end up a statistic. About 10 percent of adults never stopped sucking their thumbs. And some of them just so happen to be celebrities. A warning to Shiloh: This could be you if you don’t get that thumb out of your mouth. Click through to see some adult celebrity thumb-suckers. [Celebitchy]
In what is my favorite news item of the day, In Touch Weekly reports that five-year-old Shiloh Jolie-Pitt insists on being called “Shax” by her parents and wants to change her name. Why? “She wants to be just like her brothers, Maddox, Pax and Knox, whose names all end in the letter ‘X’,” In Touch reports. Also of note, apparently when Angelina was Shiloh’s age she changed her name to “Vince.” Even if none of this is true, I heart this story. Shax is just doin’ Shax, which is why she remains my celebrity child role model. [Celebitchy]
Dear In Touch,
Shiloh Jolie-Pitt does not have a crush on Kingston Rossdale. He is not her “first true love.” She is 5 years old. Shiloh is interested in taxidermy and being called “John” and engaging in sword play. She’s basically a little mini-bad ass. Kingston, when he’s not flipping off the paparazzi and getting his nails did, is probably down to look at dead animals and spar with her. It’s called friendship. Can’t a little girl play with a little boy without it being labeled “a crush”? Maybe Kingston has a crush on Shiloh and she’s all, “Nah, bro, not interested. Now engarde!” Consider that.