Jolie-Pitt rumors galore! An Angelina sex tape! A quickie wedding! But I know what you’re really wondering: what’s up with the kids? Ask and you shall receive. I have updates about your favorite brood. Usually Shiloh gets all the good headlines, but Knox may have stolen her thunder.
“Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s four-year-old son Knox Jolie-Pitt reportedly missed a boat trip during his family’s festive holiday in the Caribbean because he is scared of water and didn’t want to get out of the box he was in.” Keep reading »
I hear you, Shiloh. Halloween costume shopping sucks. If you’re uninspired, you’re uninspired. It looks like Vivienne found something she could work with — a pink unicorn smock thingy. We know that bullshit’s totally not your style. [Photo: FameFlynet]
Move over young Hollywood — these mini fashionistas are taking over as the new trendsetters in Tinseltown!
We’ve gathered the most fashion forward kids, from Suri Cruise to Kingston Rossdale, to Honor Warren. Read below and look through our trendsetters gallery for the top 10 best dressed celebrity kids in Hollywood. Read more and see photos…
Shiloh Jolie-Pitt, the world’s coolest child, was recently photographed (GASP!) sucking her thumb. Not that she seems to give a f**k if the world knows. But, of course, The Enquirer is very concerned. “Experts” warn that at almost six years old, Shiloh should have outgrown the habit long ago, and that she could have serious orthodontic issues. Or even worse … an anxiety disorder. Allegedly, Brad and Angie are bribing her to quit her thumb with a “special daddy-daughter camping trip.” If she doesn’t kick the habit now, she may end up a statistic. About 10 percent of adults never stopped sucking their thumbs. And some of them just so happen to be celebrities. A warning to Shiloh: This could be you if you don’t get that thumb out of your mouth. Click through to see some adult celebrity thumb-suckers. [Celebitchy]
In what is my favorite news item of the day, In Touch Weekly reports that five-year-old Shiloh Jolie-Pitt insists on being called “Shax” by her parents and wants to change her name. Why? “She wants to be just like her brothers, Maddox, Pax and Knox, whose names all end in the letter ‘X’,” In Touch reports. Also of note, apparently when Angelina was Shiloh’s age she changed her name to “Vince.” Even if none of this is true, I heart this story. Shax is just doin’ Shax, which is why she remains my celebrity child role model. [Celebitchy]
Dear In Touch,
Shiloh Jolie-Pitt does not have a crush on Kingston Rossdale. He is not her “first true love.” She is 5 years old. Shiloh is interested in taxidermy and being called “John” and engaging in sword play. She’s basically a little mini-bad ass. Kingston, when he’s not flipping off the paparazzi and getting his nails did, is probably down to look at dead animals and spar with her. It’s called friendship. Can’t a little girl play with a little boy without it being labeled “a crush”? Maybe Kingston has a crush on Shiloh and she’s all, “Nah, bro, not interested. Now engarde!” Consider that.
This is what Shiloh Jolie-Pitt wears to go shopping for art supplies. All she’s missing is a musket. Keep reading »
“I don’t think it’s for the world to interpret anything. She likes to dress like a boy and wants her hair cut like a boy and she wanted to be called ‘John’ for a while. Some kids wear capes and want to be Superman and she wants to be like her brothers. It’s who she is. It’s been a surprise to us and it’s really interesting, but she’s so much more than that – she’s funny and sweet and pretty. But she does love a tie …”
– Angelina Jolie defends her “tomboy” daughter Shiloh to The Daily Mail, following ongoing criticism of the youngster’s preference for “boy” clothes and activities. I love what Angelina says about it not being up to the world to “interpret” what Shiloh’s clothes and activities “mean” — she’s a kid, for heaven’s sake. [Daily Mail] Keep reading »