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Watch Shia LaBeouf Give Oral Sex In This “Nymphomaniac” Clip (NSFW)

We’ve heard titters about Shia LaBeouf’s “real sex” scenes in the new Lars Von Trier film “Nymph()manic.” Well, here they are in the very NSFW teaser for the film  There are also some choir organs and baby cheetahs thrown in there as well, just to keep you guessing. As far as it all being “real”…

By: Ami Angelowicz / November 1, 2013

“Charlie Countryman” Looks Salvageable Despite The Presence Of Shia LaBeouf

To be honest, I hadn’t heard anything about “Charlie Countryman” that would make me want to see it, especially considering that star Shia LaBeouf both A) gives me the douchechills and B) reminds me of my ex-boyfriend. (These points may/may not be connected.) But man, I just watched the first trailer, and oh man it…

By: Rachel Krause / October 12, 2013

Shia LeBeouf And Charlotte Gainsbourg Give O Face In The “Nymphomanic” Posters

The new character posters for Lars Von Triers’ film “Nymphomanic” feature all the cast members naked, in various stages of orgasm. I never wanted to see Shia this way, but, all things considered, it could have been way worse. However, I won’t let my distaste for LeBeouf keep me from seeing the film, in which…

By: Ami Angelowicz / October 10, 2013

Shia LaBeouf Won’t Have Real Sex In “Nymphomaniac” After All

Well this is disappointing news. I was really looking forward to seeing Shia LeBeouf doing his own huffing and puffing. But no, Shia will have a porn star body double in “Nymphomaniac.”

The raunchy Lars Von Trier directed drama, which stars LaBeouf and Uma Thurman, will feature graphic sex scenes, but the film’s producer ha…

By: Socialite Life / May 25, 2013

Face-Off: Shia LaBeouf Is Turning Out To Be A Regular James Franco

My disdain, nay, my utter revulsion for James Franco is well documented on this site. But it seems that there is a dark horse waiting in the wings, ready to pry the douche-prize right out of Franco’s well-oiled hands. Yes, Shia LaBeouf, who today, it was revealed, quit a play in which he was to…

By: Julie Gerstein / February 21, 2013

11 Celebs Committing Acts Of Crocery

I feel very strongly about Crocs. As in, they are the only kind of footwear I cannot tolerate. I hate them even more than I hate those toesies running shoes. And I really hate those. I will excuse Tevas or flip flops or aqua socks or platform thongs, or those Fit sneakers, or even those…

By: Ami Angelowicz / December 7, 2012

11 Of The Most Bizarre Things To Come Out Of Shia LaBeouf’s Mouth

I’m not going to try to conceal it: Shia LaBeouf creeps the shit out of me. For starters, his name reminds me of an un-choice cut of beef, hence this picture of him in a cow costume. I couldn’t help myself. I realize this is not a legit reason to dislike a person I’ve never…

By: Ami Angelowicz / September 27, 2012

15 Accidental Hipsters In Movies

The hipster formula is as follows: If exclusivity is cool and hideous fashion is undesirable, then adopting hideous fashions because they are undesirable makes one exclusive. And this exclusivity, in turn, makes one cool. Now apply this philosophy to everything you own and… voila! You are a hipster! You will now be in the market…

By: Next Movie / September 9, 2012

Shia LaBeouf’s Penis Steals The Show In Sigur Ros Music Video

Shia LaBeouf and Shia LaBeouf’s penis are the stars of Sigur Ros’ music video for “Fjogur Piano,” or, as they put it, a mystery film experiment. I call it eight-and-a-half-minutes of WTF Is Going On. [Huffington Post]
Vile person Glenn Beck is planning what he calls an anti-“Glee” show, whatever that may mean.

By: Jessica Wakeman / June 18, 2012

It’s Time You Knew: No One Feels Bad For You

Last night, domestic abuser and homophobe Chris Brown got in a brawl with someone who was possibly in Drake’s entourage, supposedly over Rihanna, and he lost a bloody piece of his chin in the melee.

This morning, The New York Post reported xoJane writer Cat Marnell is leaving the blog to smoke angel dust

By: Jessica Wakeman / June 14, 2012

16 Male Celebs Who’ve Had The Worst Movie Hair Ever

I’m not sure what hair look Shia LaBeouf was going for at the “Lawless” premiere at Cannes this past weekend. It looks like he had one of those Brazilian treatments gone terribly wrong. It looks relaxed for certain. And crispy with gel. Also, is it too mean of me to point out that there i…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / May 22, 2012

Morning Quickies: There’s Video Of Shia LaBeouf’s Drunken Bar Fight

Oh dear: TMZ has an exclusive video of Shia LaBeouf’s drunken bar fight this weekend, which ended up on a Vancouver street. Getting punched by a guy wearing no shirt is rather indignifying, isn’t it? Poor Shia. [TMZ]
The First Lady revealed President Obama does like his young daughters keeping up with the…

By: Jessica Wakeman / October 19, 2011

Morning Quickies: Shia LaBeouf Had Three Drunken Brawls This Weekend

Shia LaBeouf was involved in another bar fight over the weekend — three, to be exact. This time the actor threw punches (and took punches) on Vancouver’s Granville Street, where he is filming. Witnesses say Shia was visibly drunk as he was partying alone and picked fights with strangers, RadarOnline claims. Get it together,…

By: Jessica Wakeman / October 18, 2011

Shia LaBeouf Continues To Earn Nickname “Shia LaDouche” By Claiming He Banged Megan Fox

Apparently, nobody ever told “Transformers” star Shia LaBeouf (whose name I continue to never know how to spell) that it was ungentlemanly to kiss and tell, because dude straight up told the world that he hooked up with costar Megan Fox while they were filming the movie. In a new interview with Details, LaBeouf say…

By: Julie Gerstein / June 28, 2011

Shia LaBeouf Says Megan Fox Left “Transformers” Because Of Her “Spice Girl Woman’s Empowerment”

“Megan developed this Spice Girl strength, this woman-empowerment that made her feel awkward about her involvement with Michael, who some people think is a very lascivious filmmaker, the way he films women. Mike films women in a way that appeals to a 16-year-old sexuality. It’s summer. It’s Michael’s style. And I think she never got…

By: Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.com / June 3, 2011

More Celebrities Who’ve Played Cupid

I once tried to set up two of my good friends. It really couldn’t have gone worse. The chick wasn’t interested and my guy friend drank way too much and ended up picking a fight with her. The night ended in tears, and I vowed never to play matchmaker again. But some celebrities seem to…

By: Nikki Dowling / May 23, 2010

Quotable: Oliver Stone Takes Credit For Shia And Carey Falling In Love

“It was all thanks to me … You could see their chemistry right away, and it was pretty powerful. They were completely professional on the set, but there was no mistaking what was happening … I was thrilled when I realized they were going to be an item. It just made their scenes together all…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / May 17, 2010

Quotable: Shia Keeps Relatively Mum About Miss Mulligan

“I never really had anything in my life that was off-limits. But with this, just out of respect, I just don’t want to f**k around. She’s an unbelievably thought-provoking actress, the most talented actress I’ve ever met in my life, by leaps and bounds. Neither one of us are fame whores. It works out. It’…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / March 17, 2010

Quotable: Shia LaBeouf Is Pissed At Khloe Kardashian Odom

“I’d be watching the news, and they’d play my car crash, and every once in a while Kim Kardashian’s sister would jump on TV and preach to me from the red carpet about how to live my f**king life. And I’m so upset, man. I’m so angry. Because this accident was not caused by me.

By: Annika Harris / March 17, 2010

Carey Mulligan Kisses With Her Eyes Open

But Carey Mulligan‘s boyfriend, Shia LaBeouf, keeps his eyes closed. Which way do you prefer to smooch? [New York City, 3/2/2010]…

By: Catherine Strawn / March 2, 2010