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(Another) Quote Of The Day: Shayne Lamas Has No Love For Shauna Sand

“It’s no shock that Shauna basically gave her seal of approval on the tape. She will probably try to get producing and directing credit as well. I hear it’s pretty hardcore and she does all her own stunts too! There has never really been much of a difference between Shauna and a blowup doll… Cheap, mostly plastic and a head full of air. She is pure trash.”

– Shayne Lamas on her former stepmother, Shauna Sand, whose sex tape is being released soon. Shayne, as you may recall, “won” the heart of British “Bachelor” Matt Grant, but they broke up (shocker), and now she appears on the classiest of TV shows, “Leave it to Lamas,” with her father Lorenzo Lamas and her siblings. Also, her mother does wicked fierce makeup. [Dlisted] Keep reading »

Poll: The Bachelor Wants His Ring Back — Should Shayne Lamas Return It?

Looks like Lorenzo isn’t the only renegade in the Lamas family. His daughter, Shayne, has run off with a 2.65 carat engagement rock. Shayne made a name for herself as a contestant on The Bachelor: London Calling. The wannabe actress won the heart of the bachelor from Britain, who infamously proposed to her by asking, “Monkey, will you marry me?” Well, rumor has it Shayne has been monkeying around in Las Vegas with media magnate Justin Weneger. And another couple TV made has gone sadly, yet predictably, splitsville. Since the engagement was broken, Matt Grant, who is now a bachelor again, wants the diamond and platinum engagement ring back. But Shayne is refusing to hand it over. Well, at least the girl has got balls as big as the rock! We’ve written about the etiquette during this situation before, but are dying for your opinion — would you still keep the ring bling? [Tango] Keep reading »

Star Couplings: Ali Lohan Accidentally Auditions For Porn Director

  • Ali Lohan accidentally auditioned for a porn director’s new movie. Um, where was mommy Dina? Auditioning too? [Us Weekly]
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    Star Couplings: Lance Armstrong Needs To Find A New Ride

  • Hot-and-heavy Lance Armstrong and Kate Hudson have called it quits. Look out Kate Bosworth! [Perez Hilton]
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    Star Couplings: Feds Seize Anne Hathway’s Diaries

  • The FBI seized Anne Hathaway’s diaries in their investigation of her ex-boyfriend, Rafaello Folieri. This is why I spew all my private biz on the internet — so the fuzz don’t have to bug me for info! [DListed]
  • Were the Jolie-Pitt Wonder Twins conceived via in-vitro? [Us Weekly]
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    Star Couplings: Billy Bob Thorton Wishes Upon A Star

  • Billy Bob Thorton told the press, “[Angelina Jolie] is just going through a high school phase. You know, dating the quarterback of the football team with Brad Pitt over there. She’ll be waking up from that dream in no time. Who knows if I’ll be there when she’s ready to come to her senses though.” Homeboy forgot to take his crazy pills. [Defamer]
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    No, Shayne, No!

    My love affair with Shayne Lamas has peaked and is now on a steady decline. Celebrating her victory on The Bachelor, Shayne appears dressed in a veil in Girls Gone Wild magazine. Gross. I mean, it’s the poor man’s, poor man’s Maxim. The Bach’s bride needs to have standards! [DListed] Keep reading »

    Romance On TV: The Bach Proposes To His Monkey

    No, seriously, that’s what Matt, The Bachelor, calls Shayne. Do I suck for thinking that’s kind of cute? Anyway, for once in the entire history of The Bach, I was actually surprised by the finale. Chelsea is the kind of girl who ALWAYS wins this show — the sweet, best friend-type with whom the Bach has a slow build to romance. As much as I was rooting for her, I wasn’t expecting my beloved Shayne to win. But she did! I have no clue whether she and Matt can actually make this relationship last, but I really am kind of psyched Shayne won. She was more than meets the eye that one, which is a lot to expect from the daughter of Lorenzo Lamas. Keep reading »

    Romance On TV: Shayne Teaches The Bachelor How To Movie Kiss

    Last night The Bach took the remaining three women to Barbados for individual dates and time in the “Fantasy Suite”. Chances are, they all probably has sex with him, but in the end, Blahmanda wasn’t good enough and was sent packing. KNEW IT! Shayne and Chelsea remain. I suspect that the Bach really loves Chelsea because he keeps putting up with her reserved crap, but I’m still hoping Shayne pulls out the win. In the clip above, “actress” Shayne shows Matt how kissing is done in the movies. [ABC: The Bachelor] Keep reading »

    Romance On TV: The Bach Meets Shayne’s Heavily Made-Up Mom

    Bachelor Matt met the fams last night, and while most of the parents were totally boring, Shayne’s parents were priceless. Of course, her father is Lorenzo Lamas (I wonder how Shayne would rate on Lamas’ show Are You Hot?), but his meet and greet with The Bach wasn’t as awesome as I expected. But luckily, Shayne’s mom, Michelle, was as wonderful as I could have dreamed. Shauna Sand (another Lamas ex), behold YOUR FUTURE.

    At the end of the episode, Noelle got the boot and only Shayne, Chelsea, and Blah-manda (my nickname for Amanda) remain. I’m sorry, I am rooting for Shayne. I can’t help it! She seems shockingly bright and sincere. [ABC: The Bachelor] Keep reading »

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