“It’s no shock that Shauna basically gave her seal of approval on the tape. She will probably try to get producing and directing credit as well. I hear it’s pretty hardcore and she does all her own stunts too! There has never really been much of a difference between Shauna and a blowup doll… Cheap, mostly plastic and a head full of air. She is pure trash.”

—Shayne Lamas on her former stepmother, Shauna Sand, whose sex tape is being released soon. Shayne, as you may recall, “won” the heart of British “Bachelor” Matt Grant, but they broke up (shocker), and now she appears on the classiest of TV shows, “Leave it to Lamas,” with her father Lorenzo Lamas and her siblings. Also, her mother does wicked fierce makeup. [Dlisted]

I don’t know what’s gotten into me lately, but I seem to have developed some kind of strange, vague obsession with Shauna Sand. There is something about a woman who walks around 24/7 in Lucite stripper shoes, who has turned herself into a kind of living Barbie, who may very well have produced her own sex tape (or not!), that captivates me. It’s like watching a zombie that looks like a living doll navigate the world in stilettos. Anyway. Now, Shauna’s gonna sell her stuff on eBay, and the video promo for it boggles. Boggles! I can’t believe I have to wait until Oct. 23 to bid on those rhinestone-and-Lucite heels. [Heyman Hustle]

Once upon a time, porn stars aspired to cross over to the mainstream. Now, Hollywood actresses aspire to become porn stars. Actress, model, and single-handed supporter of the Lucite stripper shoe industry Shauna Sand is the latest Tinseltown pseudo-star with a sex tape. Vivid Video, the adult movie industry’s leading production company and the force that brought the world the Kim Kardashian sex tape, says it’s preparing to release “Shauna Sand Exposed” on Oct. 19. Meanwhile, Sand is protesting to anyone who will listen that, yes, she made an X-rated home video with her boyfriend, but “I certainly didn’t sign off on this and Vivid has no right to put it out.” Sand is no shrinking violet. She’s appeared in Playboy sans clothes already. But is this really a “homemade sex tape”? Judging by the trailer, the lighting, the angles, and the fact that Sand keeps looking at the damn camera, it looks like this video was made for the sole purpose of selling it. The release is timed to coincide with the debut of “Leave It to Lamas,” which costars Lorenzo Lamas, Sand’s ex-husband. In Hollywood, the best revenge turns a profit.

 

Witness Shauna Sand, ex-wife of Lorenzo Lamas, ask her nine-year-old daughter if she’d like to be in Playboy. After all, the tyke has been hangin’ at Hef’s mansion since she was a baby! [DListed]

A Sweetheart Scammer—aka a person online dating sites hire to sniff out gold diggers and other shady users—dished the dirt. [Nerve.com]

Meghan McCain maybe be a blond Republican who has a hard time dating, but that doesn’t mean she likes Ann Coulter. [The Daily Beast]

Bachelor Matt met the fams last night, and while most of the parents were totally boring, Shayne’s parents were priceless. Of course, her father is Lorenzo Lamas (I wonder how Shayne would rate on Lamas’ show Are You Hot?), but his meet and greet with The Bach wasn’t as awesome as I expected. But luckily, Shayne’s mom, Michelle, was as wonderful as I could have dreamed. Shauna Sand (another Lamas ex), behold YOUR FUTURE.

At the end of the episode, Noelle got the boot and only Shayne, Chelsea, and Blah-manda (my nickname for Amanda) remain. I’m sorry, I am rooting for Shayne. I can’t help it! She seems shockingly bright and sincere. [ABC: The Bachelor]