The future of reality TV just got a little more crappy. In an effort to pull himself out of the has-been bin, Kevin Federline is in talks to film another reality show about himself—this time replacing the part of Britney with his new girlfriend, Victoria Prince. But honestly it doesn’t matter who K-Fed’s co-star girlfriend is. Britney and Kevin’s 2005 reality train wreck “Chaotic” sucked the big one, and I doubt K-Fed Reality Round Two is going to be any better. He must flatter himself thinking people actually care so much they want to waste their time watching him try to rap. Oh and his little boys—Sean and Jayden will join daddy on the show. Holy exploitation! I hope these kids still have a chance to be normal. No official paperwork has been signed on this show, but I’m really curious to see what network will pick up K-Fed’s new show. And will he call it “Pathetic?” [NY Daily News]

K-Fed is just one of the C-list celebs whose back for more reality television. Here’s more reality TV double-dippers.

Last week, Susan Boyle reportedly started dropping the f-bomb to strangers. On Saturday, she went down in flames on “Britain’s Got Talent” to a dance troupe. And yesterday, she was admitted to a hospital yesterday after suffering from what appears to be a mental breakdown. Reality television is a harsh mistress, she giveth and then she taketh away. But hey, look, apparently we still care about Susan even though she lost. Can we say the same for these other reality stars that couldn’t take the pressure? [Celebuzz]

With a new book dropping today (it’s called Rinnavation—get it?) and a Playboy spread coming out soon, Lisa Rinna has a lot to gab about. The hottest topic? Her lips. While I’ve always suspected those suckers were plastic, she’s fessed up that 23 years ago she got silicone injections, inspired by Bette Midler’s pout in “Beaches.” When the silicone hardened into scar tissue, she went in for cortisone treatment, which she describes as “gross.” “This is the first time I have told what I have done to my lips,” she told “The Today Show.” “[They’ve] made me who I am.” — Lisa, I am crying on the inside for you. It only looks like I’m smiling ‘cause I can’t move my lips.

Seems like the hottest trend in Hollywood these days is coming clean about botched plastic surgery. Here are other celebs who’ve publicly dissed their plastic surgeons.