Posts tagged "shake weight"

The Tug Toner Is Phallic Fitness Fun

"Jimmy Kimmel Live" parodied suggestive workout equipment with a this hilarious spoof ad for the Tug Toner -- a piece of gear that simulates c**k rocking with more flair than the Shake Weight and the Free Flexor combined. I really wish this was real. I'd give anything to see fellow gym goers yanking that giant,…

By: Ami Angelowicz / October 17, 2011

10 Super Inappropriate Father’s Day Gifts You Should Totally Avoid

A few weeks ago, we received the worst press release ever. Fleshlight, the purveyor of fine synthetic vagina-like products for men, sent us a PR pitch about getting dad "the best gift a father could ask for." We think they were kidding. But we still needed to scrub our brains with bleach, then spray them…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / June 17, 2011

Kaley Cuoco Defends The Shake Weight Until She Can’t Anymore

Kaley Cuoco of "The Big Bang Theory" apparently loves infomercials, and didn't get why Ellen made fun of the Shake Weight. But the reason became clear to her as she demonstrated it on Ellen's show. Her face got red as she said it was "good practice." "This is so dumb," she said. "I can't believe…

By: Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.com / April 2, 2011

I Don’t Care, I Want A Shake Weight

I gotta be honest, y'all. I kind of want to try the Shake Weight. Sure, it makes your arms look like they're giving a fairly vigorous handy, but is that really so embarrassing if you're doing it in the privacy of your own home while wearing workout clothes? "Saturday Night Live" hilariously spoofed the, uh,…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / April 19, 2010

Is This How Michelle Obama Gets Her Famous Arms?

Everyone wants Michelle Obama's amazing arms. However, no one wants to work to actually get them. Voilà the Shake Weight, a "revolutionary" exercise gadget for women that guarantees bangin' muscles. All you do is hold the weight in front of you, grip the movable handle with both hands, and shake, shake, shake. You hardly have…

By: Leonora Epstein / August 17, 2009