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If Your Man Only Has One Penis, Maybe He Should Get More

Did you think you’d found the man of your dreams, only to discover he only had one penis? I hate it when that happens! Thankfully, if your boyfriend or husband suffers from the dreaded mono-penis, there is a cure. It’s called Peniplus, and by taking just a few pills a day, your man will start growing penises everywhere. Frankly, I’m not sure how you’re supposed to have sex with a guy who has a penis growing out the side of his neck, but I guess where there’s a will, there’s a way. They’re going to have to rewrite the Kama Sutra — thanks to Peniplus! [Gorilla Mask] Keep reading »

Male Models Dancing Around For Your Viewing Pleasure

Happy Friday! Here, for your eyeballing pleasure, a bevy of male models rip off their shirts, dance around, and flirt with the camera. It’s hard to pick a favorite! Peter looks like that guy from “True Blood.” Felix has perfected the angsty young boy model pose. Anthon (Anthon?) maybe just fell off a skateboard. One of them is named Demi? And Paolo is a dead ringer for Tom Cruise. Oh, and I hear Amelia is dating Rene. In the end, they form a male model mosh pit that you can lose yourself in, if only metaphorically. Ah, boys. Keep reading »

Lewd Cat Would Like To Lick You

Lewd cat is the lewdest cat I have ever seen. I mean, when you hear “lewd cat,” and you’re like, oh, well, he’s a cat, he can’t be all that lewd, you are wrong. This cat is one lewd dude. If you are a woman in America, you have probably had a guy do this to you at some point in your life. But I never expected this from a feline, frankly. [The Daily What] Keep reading »

Ciara Takes A Raunchy Ride In Her Latest Video

Over on Salon’s Broadsheet, writer Tracy Clark-Flory gives Ciara‘s latest video, “Ride,” a rave review, deeming the performer “aggressively sexual in a way we don’t often see with pop music’s princesses.” And all you have to do is take one look at the video, and you’ll agree. Ciara has donned the typically-male swagger to show how sex positive a girl can get. “I can do it up and down/I can do circles,” she sings in her cowgirl anthem. “To him I’m a gymnast/This one is my circus.” Personally speaking, I think it’s going to be a while before I get all those moves down without breaking my back. [Broadsheet] Keep reading »

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