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Jessica Paré Strips Down For Esquire — Plus, Sexy Easter Outfits That Will Get You Kicked Out Of Church

“Mad Men'”s Jessica Paré bares her lovely teeth in the April issue of Esquire. [Page Six]
Easter is coming up … which means Cadbury Creme Eggs and bunny-themed lingerie. Definitely not church appropriate. [Mommyish]
Eating duck embryos for dinner and other things that have killed men’s boners. [Your Tango]
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Now Available For Purchase: The Walk Of Shame Kit

A new “Walk Of Shame” kit includes everything you need for the morning after. Wouldn’t that have been helpful in college. [PopSugar Love&Sex]
The best part of St. Patty’s day are all the drunk people screwing in dumpsters. [Huffington Post]
In their new podcast, “Guys We Fucked,” comedians Corinne Fisher and Krystyna… More »


Dita Von Teese Thinks Women Should Seduce Themselves To Feel Sexy

Dita Von Teese recommends that to feel sexier, you should seduce yourself. That sounds smart in theory, but how does that work in practice exactly? [Harper’s Bazaar]
This dater got so fed up with being rejected for unknown reasons that she started conducting dating exit interviews so she could get some constructive criticism. More »


A Man Had Sex With A Domino’s Pizza And … Burned His Penis

Please note: if you try to “make love to” a Domino’s pizza and burn your penis, you’re probably not getting a refund. Sigh. The perils of pizza sex. [Huffington Post]
In honor of the approaching Oscars, here is some sex and dating advice from the many characters played by Matthew McConaughey. Like, “The… More »


Kate Upton’s Boobs Survived Zero Gravity — Plus, That Time Miley Cyrus Ate A Pair Of Panties

So, Kate Upton didn’t make the front cover of the Sports Illustrated 50th Anniversary issue, but she did make the back cover. Anyhow, please enjoy her pictures in the magazine. They feature her boobs in zero gravity. Is there anything those boobs can’t do? [Celebuzz]
There’s such thing as poopgasm. I shit you… More »


Valentine’s Day Lingerie For Every Kind Of Couple

Yogis rejoice. These skills from your practice will also benefit your sex life. [Em & Lo]
Guys, here are some great Valentine’s Day gifts for her. No, chocolates from the gas station are not gonna cut it. [Modern Man]
Different couples, different lingerie needs. Check out some options. [PopSugar Love &Sex]
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This Valentine’s Day, Give Your Awful Ex The Gift Of A Voodoo Curse

A shop in London is offering a voodoo service for awful exes who deserve to suffer. How’s that for a Valentine’s Day surprise? [The Gloss]
These sexy Olympians all have Instagram accounts. So, you should probably start following them right now. [Nerve]
Women share their thoughts and feelings about their threesome experiences. More »


Did Pharrell’s Grammy Hat Turn You On? Plus, Some Thoughts On Foreskin

Debate this: sex with Pharrell Williams with or without his Grammy hat? It does kind of look like a dickhead. [The Gloss]
A naked man walks into a bar with a bag full of didos. It’s not a joke, it really happened. [Huffington Post]
How to politely decline when your partner wants to do… More »


Ron Jeremy Rides A “Wrecking Ball” Naked — Plus, The Most Awkward Sex Scenes In Comic Books

OK, I think we’re done with “Wrecking Ball” spoofs now that Ron Jeremy’s “done his. [Huffington Post]
If you’re a comic book fan, you’ll enjoy reviewing these awkward sex scenes from your favorite series. [Cracked]
Rihanna should just stop wearing clothes altogether. [Celebuzz]
Someone went and made every Sports Illustrated cover… More »


How Strippers Deal With Their Periods

Strippers and their periods. You know you’re curious. “Many panty changes, baby wipe baths, and Summer’s Eve spray deodorant,” plus more stripper period secrets at the link. [Nerve]
Breaking news: sex, in addition to being pleasurable, also makes you smarter. [Your Tango]
Leonardo DiCaprio kisses funny. [Celebuzz]
A stuffed llama licking… More »


#PolarVortexPickUpLines Are Keeping People Warm In Sub-Zero Temperatures — Plus The Cast Of “Downton Abbey” Shirtless!

“While that is actually an icicle in my pants, I’m still happy to see you.” #polarvortexpickuplines I’m thrilled that something good has come out of this ungodly deep freeze. [PopSugar Love & Sex]
This woman went to orgasm school to learn how to do it better. Find out if she got an A+… More »


This Woman Makes Crocheted Penises For A Living

Shana Xavier makes her living selling crocheted penises on Etsy. She should be friends with the woman who knits from her vagina. They could build an X-rated, wool empire together. [Nerve]
Let’s review this year in bad, wrong, weird, strange sex. Like, the invention of the robot that gives handjobs and the discovery… More »


New York City’s Sexiest Taxi Drivers Got Their Very Own 2014 Calendar

Great news! Your Sexy NYC Taxi Driver 2014 Calendar is now available for purchase. But good luck tracking one down if it’s raining, rush hour, Saturday night after midnight or you have a pet. Also, this photo is going to give me nightmares. His name is Dan. [Nerve]
Giselle Bundchen hired herself to… More »


The Sexiest Celebrity Selfies Of The Year Are…

These are the sexiest selfies of the year so far. There’s only a month and half left so anyone who didn’t make the cut better get busy selfie-ing. Everyone but Lindsay Lohan. She’s taken plenty of selfies that no one seems to be interested in. [Nerve]
Charlie Hunnam is not jealous of his… More »


Naked Women Rock Climbing — Plus, Jennifer Lawrence Weighs In On Miley Cyrus’ Camel Toe

Enjoy these pictures of naked women rock climbing. Don’t worry, they’re artsy, not porn-y. [Nerve]
Jennifer Lawrence weighs in on Miley Cyrus’ camel toe. Of course, she does so diplomatically. [Celebuzz]
Best story of the day: Johnny Depp has a doppelgänger and he is married to a tree. Take that Ryan GoslingMore »


Yet Another Teen Auctions Off Her Virginity For Big Bucks

Another day, another teenager auctioning off her virginity. Find out what kind of money she fetched for her V-card. [Huffington Post Weird News]

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Watch Boobs Bouncing In Slow Motion!

Remember the name Rachel Williams. Surely, she will be famous for making this video of her boobs bouncing up and down in slow motion. This is what the internet has come to. But still, weirdly mesmerizing. [The Blemish]
Of course Hugh Hefner and wife Crystal Harris dressed as Robin Thicke and Miley Cyrus… More »


Beyonce Gets Naked In A Hammock — Plus, Why Vaginas Are Important

Beyonce is naked in a hammock and lovely as usual. Here’s her latest batch of Tumblr photos to be jealz of. Yes, Blue Ivy is in them. [Socialite Life]
Which witch is your girlfriend? Find out if she’s more of a Glinda, a Bellatrix, or a Sabrina. [Modern Man]
This gay couple… More »


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