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Halloween is the one night of the year single people are guaranteed to find their soul mates, in disguise. All you gotta do is dress up like someone’s fantasy lover. The gals will represent by wearing less than they normally wear to bed; dudes, you don’t want to miss this rare opportunity by sporting some costume that will scare away these half-cocked, half-dressed hotties. We already warned you about the costumes that won’t get you laid. To help you seal the deal, here are our lady-approved get-ups for men that will have gals doing things cheaper than your costume.
Halloween is like Christmas for single people. Everyone is out and about, dressed up like their biggest fantasy. Hawtness! And as a lady on the lookout for man candy, everywhere you turn is a treat. But only one thing can stop you from gettin’ a lil’ somethin’-somethin’ in your pillowcase— a seriously unsexy and unfunny costume. You have to tap one of those two genres to charm the pants off someone. Warning: wearing something like this vegetable costume here will keep you a virgin. Sorry, buddy, broccoli is not an aphrodisiac. Plus, it looks a lot like a fungus or mold in costume form and no one wants to put their crotch on those. So, because we’ve got your back this Halloween, here are 12 more costumes gals should avoid.
We’re happy to see that one of our all-time favorite style, fashion, and design trend hunter bloggers is back, Trend de la Creme. After a hiatus, Ms. de la Creme is back with her usual wow-worthy mix of freakish fads and unique style posts. A few of our recent favorites include her frightening Halloween costume roundup that features this amazing sex doll costume, some hairy horsey stripper shoes, and an Afro-sporting nose hair trimmer for your man. [Trend de la Creme] Keep reading »
Oh Halloween. The perfect excuse for women to dress up like sexy aardvarks and men to dress up like total sleazeballs. There are countless — countless, I tell you! — ways in which men screw up their chances of getting a little October 31st action with their choice of costume, but isn’t it time someone, namely The Frisky, informs dudes of what costumes women actually consider, I don’t know, sexy. I’ve picked out 10 costume ideas that genuinely will increase a fella’s chances of gettin’ lucky on Halloween. Won’t you add your own suggestions in the comments?
Celebrities have a tendency to wild out on Halloween because it’s the one time of year when they’re expected to let their guard down. Heidi Klum (center) usually goes the crazy route, whereas Carmen Electra and Mariah Carey stick to their usual sexed-up looks. Since most regular women don’t dress seductively on a daily basis, Halloween gives them the best excuse for showing some skin. While most can appreciate a totally outrageous costume, donning a sexy get-up is a lot easier because many can be bought online. Keep clicking for 10 super-sexy and often ridiculous costumes available in a range of sizes.