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Dumplings, Baby Thighs, & Sweetbreads: Re-Naming 10 Of The Most Underrated Male Body Parts

The penis, the lips, the eyes, the ass, and the rippling torsos are just a few male body parts that we’re supposed to be attracted to. And we are. Wildly. But there are other lesser known, lesser worshipped body parts that deserve just as much fanfare. For example: his dumplings and pectoral flipper. Yes, we swear we’re talking about human men. Below are 10 very sexy, very underrated guy parts that you should get familiar with, if you aren’t already, along with their new names that we’d like to officially submit into the popular lexicon. Keep reading »

The “Teaser” For The Orthodox 2014 Calendar Is The Most Bizarre Thing You’ll See Today (But It Includes Hot, Naked Men)

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My God. I didn’t know people made “teasers” for calendars, let alone made them like a bad porn videos from the early ’80′s. If you can get past the confusing disclaimer and shitty production value, good luck trying to figure out what the Orthodox Calendar is. It’s like your brain’s getting sent a bunch of conflicting images all at once, like in that scene from “Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory” — naked man on a couch, priest licking whipped cream, man butt in tidy whities,  thurible, non-traditional family — and then you just have to get off the boat before you lose your marbles. Collect yourself, have an Everlasting Gobstopper. I have answers about this visual volcano.  Keep reading »

Meet Our Pinterest Boyfriends!

If you’re on Pinterest, you know that pictures of hot guys are always circulating around the site. Some of these gorgeous men are models, some are impeccably dressed street style subjects, and some are just random dudes. We’ve gotten kind of attached to some of these guys–whom Amelia refers to as our Pinterest Boyfriends–and we thought it was time for you to meet them. So without further ado, here are 16 of our PBFs, along with fake names and completely made-up facts about them that are probably true. Enjoy …

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I’ll Take One Of These Please

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Zak here (or should I say Mr. January?) is one of the male library professionals featured in the “Men of the Stacks” 2012 calendar. In case your were wondering, Zak is 6′ 5″, volunteers as an EMT, plays rugby, and loves to ride his bike. So yeah, he’s pretty much a unicorn. Zak and other hot bookish fellows are becoming pinups to raise awareness. As Von, Mr. June, puts it, “We can’t just leave it to others to tell the people who we are; that’s why the stereotypes about librarians continue to flourish.  We have to be the ones to go out there and tell people who we are. It’s not enough to complain about inaccurate images of librarians; we must be able to present alternative, positive images,” he said. These images are making me feel positive alright. If you’re not drooling already, you will be when I tell you that they are donating all proceeds from the calendar to the “It Gets Better Project.” Sold! Now I just have to figure out where to hang them. [Flavorwire]

Male Power Underpants Will Scare The Pants Off You

I can’t remember how I came across the website for Male Power underwear, but once I was there, everything that came afterward was a blur. So many strange pairs of underpants for men. Butt-less underpants. BVDs with wang hammocks. And that oh-so-special pair for the holidays. So … disturbing. And yet titillating! But in a deeply disturbing titillating way. Check out a few of our favorite freaky guy underpants after the jump. If you can handle it, girlfriend. [Male Power] Keep reading »

Kellan Lutz Wants To Show You His Underpants

I don’t know. Maybe there’s something in the air? It’s a guys-rolling-around-in-their-underpants videos kind of a week, I think. Yesterday, it was my boyfriend Ruslan. Today, it’s “Twilight” star Kellan Lutz. Frankly, I don’t know about his acting chops, but his ability to look good in his undies is Academy Award-winning. Suffice to say, Kellan is the 21st century’s Mark Wahlberg, but without the Boston accent. According to the man in the manties, Calvin Klein’s X underwear is “straight-up comfortable” and “holds you together.” And what, pray tell, does he mean by that? Since I don’t wear briefs, I could not tell you. It keeps your zucchini with your kiwis? It makes your butt cheeks tight? Who knows! I’ll believe whatever this buthisface tells me. [The Cut] Keep reading »

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