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Channing Tatum Is Reportedly People Magazine’s “Sexiest Man Alive”

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For those of you who are worried about how I’m taking the news that, once again, People magazine is naming someone besides Ryan Gosling as the “Sexiest Man Alive,” do not fret. I am alright. After all, I firmly believe that, for the second year in a row, Gosling actually rejected the title when it was offered to him. People would not be that stupid, you guys. Of course he was their pick last year and this year (and probably every year after). He just doesn’t want it. Come on now. Have some faith. This year I’m just happy that People‘s second choice is actually worthy of the title. (Bradley Cooper was a bust, let’s face it.) The magazine will reportedly be bestowing that honor upon Channing Tatum, my backup dream celebrity boyfriend. He is not above accepting such honors. While I love that the Gos is a little bit of a snot, the thing I really like about Channing is that he’s a bit lowbrow, you know? Ryan’s trash is Channing’s treasure and what not. Yin and yang. Anyway, now you know how I feel about this, so you can go back to worrying about more important things, like the fate of our country and stuff. [Gossip Cop]

Bradley Cooper Ups His Sex Appeal By Conceding That Ryan Gosling Has More

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“It’s so awful that I’m admitting this, but the hell with it: There was such a backlash when they announced it [from people who favor] Ryan Gosling, who I love, and I just made a movie with him and he’s the greatest. And when I say ‘friend,’ I mean me alone, looking at the computer. It’s [paparazzi shots of Gosling] walking around, and he literally looks like he’s in a photo shoot, like he just came off the runway. The peacoat is like this, with the scarf! And then there’s ones of me, and I literally look like the neighbor who never comes out of his house.”

Bradley Cooper addresses the “controversy” surrounding his being named People’s “Sexiest Man Alive” over Ryan Gosling on “The Graham Norton Show.” I gotta say, even though I don’t believe for a second that Bradley Cooper actually cared that he was awarded such an honor — and I obviously believe Ryan Gosling never wanted it (and, in fact, probably totes turned it down) — I felt kind of bad that the dude couldn’t revel in his sexiness even for a moment. Let me be the first to say, Bradley, that your acknowledgment of Ryan’s handsomeness (and his ability to wear a peacoat with panache) has upped your sex appeal in my book. [NYMag.com]

George Clooney Claims He Was Ryan Gosling’s “Sexiest Man Alive” Mentor

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“He [Gosling] really wants it. He’s been saying… the whole time we were on the set of ‘Ides,’ he was like, ‘How did you pull that off?’ So I called up Brad Pitt and we worked with him for weeks on the walk… we told him how to train… everything.”

George Clooney jokes that his “Ides of March” co-star Ryan Gosling really wanted People‘s “Sexiest Man Alive” title, so he and Brad Pitt — both of whom have won more than once — offered their expertise. I, of course, know better. In the end, Bradley Cooper was the chosen one. [ExtraTV]

We Are The 99 Percent (That Thinks Ryan Gosling Is The Sexiest Man Alive)!

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Look, I happen to believe that People could not possibly be so stupid as to really award Bradley Cooper their Sexiest Man Alive title when Ryan Gosling exists. I think Cooper was their second choice, but ended up on the cover because The Gos turned the honor down. People may just want to go ahead and admit to what I already know because some people are already protesting their bogus Bradley selection. They’ve even got a petition! Ahh, activism. [Change.org via Buzzfeed]

An Open Letter To Ryan Gosling, Praising His Decision* To Turn Down People’s Sexiest Man Alive Title

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Dear Ryan Gosling,

I just wanted to take a moment to say that I think it’s really noble of you to turn down People‘s “Sexiest Man Alive” title and let Bradley Cooper have the so-called “honor.” I mean, I can only assume that’s what happened because after a year in which you starred in three big movies (“Crazy Stupid Love,” “Drive,” and “Ides of March”), stopped a street fight over a painting, and inspired numerous internet memes, it just wouldn’t make sense to bestow the title on anyone else. Sure, People will probably deny what really went down, but I know the truth. Keep reading »

Watch Joel McHale Get Sexy For People Magazine

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Ladies, I implore you, please watch this video of Joel McHale acknowledging being on People’s Sexiest Men list to the very end. The pay off is very, very, very worth it. [People]

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