Posts tagged "Sex"

If You Had 100 Boners Left In Your Life, What Would You Do?

Over the weekend, a 34-year-old friend of a BroBible staffer e-mailed his network with some distressing news: He was diagnosed with ideopathic fibrosis of the corpora cavernosa and was told by his doctor that he has 100 erections left in his entire life. He explains: “Basically, there’s a reservoir in your penis that fill…
By: Rebecca Vipond Brink / February 9, 2015

Teen Pours Acid On Boyfriend’s Penis For Releasing Sex Tape On The Internet

When 25-year-old Humphrey Khoza of South Africa made the douchey decision to film himself having sex with his underage 17-year-old girlfriend without her knowledge and then posted it on the internet, he probably figured he'd get off unscathed. Instead, his girlfriend found out and poured battery acid on his penis, basically rendering it forever unusable.
By: Claire Hannum / February 5, 2015

Everything You Need To Know About Shower Sex

Similar to hot tub and beach sex, steaming it up in the shower seems hotter than any romp in the sheets. But the reality of shower sex is… not always so sexy. Between trying to get the right position, and keeping her lubed up thanks to the water constantly washing it away, you may think…
By: Ask Men / February 2, 2015

A Very Close Reading Of Meghan Trainor’s Horrorshow Regressive Narcissistic Anthem, “Dear Future Husband”

Meghan Trainor’s new album came out this month, which passed my notice because I don’t watch TV or listen to the radio or watch music videos unless specifically recommended to do so, and also because I hate Meghan Trainor. Watching the music video for “All About That Bass” made me feel-it-in-my-muscles angry. There’s something about…
By: Rebecca Vipond Brink / January 21, 2015

Watch This Tortoise’s Futile Attempts At Fornicating With A Croc

Today in extremely old video gems from the depths of YouTube, I bring you the sad story of Toby the Tortoise who spends a solid minute or so puttin' in work with a discarded Croc on someone's lawn. The tiny squeaks! His insistent, determined thrusts! The Croc's complacency! This is what it's like when you…
By: Megan Reynolds / January 16, 2015

Wife Chops Cheating Husband’s Wang Off Not Once, But Twice

Cheating is terrible. Don't cheat. But, if you do, don't be an idiot and use your wife's cell phone to send sexts to your mistress, because your wife might come for you and chop your dick off. According to The New York Post, when 34-year-old Fan Lung of China was found sending dirty message…
By: Megan Reynolds / January 13, 2015

Why Labels For Sexual Identities Are Useful For Everyone

Remember back in 2007, when a woman married the Eiffel Tower? She’s in a relationship with a German tower crane now. There was a documentary that followed her during her commitment ceremony to the good ol’ Tour Eiffel, and that documentary ruined her relationship with the monument. The staff of the Tower…
By: Rebecca Vipond Brink / January 13, 2015

Watch Kids Getting The Birds-And-Bees Talk For The First Time

Do you remember the birds-and-bees talk? I do: I avoided having to talk to my parents about sex as long as I could, relying on my sister for the info (she was only two years older than me) and reassuring my mom and dad that I knew enough and didn’t need them to tell me…
By: Rebecca Vipond Brink / January 8, 2015

The Definitive Guide To Sexting

Sending the sexiest text is a difficult game, but it’s one I excel at. And lucky for you ladies, I’m here to help and tell you my best-kept, juiciest, sexting secrets. Use these tips and believe me, the men will come running! Read more on College Candy...
By: College Candy / January 5, 2015

Give Yourself The Gift Of Flirtmoji And Up Your Sexting Game

Hey, so you want to let your sexual lady friend know that, with her blessing, you’d like to finger-bang her even though she’s on her period? I’ve got good news! There’s a Flirtmoji for that. In fact, there’s a Flirtmoji for pretty much everything, including: Watersports Gimps Inflatable sex doll…
By: Rebecca Vipond Brink / December 30, 2014

I Am Totally Disturbed By This Dirty “Fifty Shades Of Santa” Commercial

In a new ad for Lion's Den Adult Superstore, the sex toy company has created a parody of the "Fifty Shades Of Grey" movie to market their toys in a Christmas commercial called "Fifty Shades Of Santa." To say that I'm not totally weirded out by it would be a lie. Pardon my pun, but…
By: Katie Oldenburg / December 22, 2014

8 Times Friends With Benefits Actually Works

“Friends with benefits” might be one of the most complicated relationships you could possibly get yourself into. This kind of relationship typically starts off really fun and convenient (a best friend who you can make out with? SCORE!) but almost always, someone ends up getting feelings which results in ruining the friendship all together. Buzz kill. But FWB doesn’t alway…
By: College Candy / December 20, 2014

Representation In Porn, Or A Lack Thereof, And Why It Matters

Have you ever wondered what racial representation looks like in porn versus the United States population? Well, I have. I get tired of conventional porn sometimes, and I want to see porn with women especially, but people in general, who aren’t going “ooohnnnn ooohhhhhnnn ohhhhhnnn” like seals throughout the movie, or who aren’t skinny, or…
By: Rebecca Vipond Brink / December 18, 2014

Coming Soon: Margaret Cho’s New Late-Night TLC Show “All About Sex”

It's happening! TLC has approved a late-night show hosted by crude (and super funny) comedienne Margaret Cho called "All About Sex." The first episode will air January 10, and it (appropriately) comes on just after "Sex Sent Me To The ER." Thank goodness for DVR, because as much as I would love to stay u…
By: Katie Oldenburg / December 13, 2014

Real Couples Play “Sexy Charades,” Try To Act Out Sex Positions Based On Their Hilarious Names

I think I just found a new game that I want to bring to every party I will attend for the rest of my life. The Cut has come up with "Sexy Charades," a game in which real couples are asked to act out a sex position based on its name, and its name only.
By: Katie Oldenburg / December 12, 2014

8 Good Reasons To Have A One-Night Stand

I am presently married, but before I reached this impressively adult position, however, I had my way with a series of gentleman across the fair island of Manhattan. I was a little late to the online dating game, and once I discovered it, look out! I had a date more than half the nights of…
By: Sara Barron / December 10, 2014

Read The Cringe-Worthy Passage That Won The Bad Sex In Fiction Award

I am by no means a prude, but I’m more than happy to admit that reading sex scenes in fiction (or nonfiction, for that matter) skeeves me out a little. OK, a lot. I’m more on the “exhibitionist” end of the spectrum than the “voyeur” end, I guess. Anyway, if you’re like me, get ready…
By: Rebecca Vipond Brink / December 5, 2014

Printing 3D Sex Toys At UPS Is Now A Reality

At UPS, you might be able to pick up a different kind of package. The company began offering 3D printing services over the past couple of months, and UPS rules don’t explicitly prohibit customers from using those printers to create sex toys, intrepid reporters at the Daily Dot learned this week.
By: Huffington Post Weird News / December 1, 2014

6 Weird Ways The World Looks Different When You’re Asexual

For the majority of people, sex is the most compelling thing in the world, for obvious "perpetuation of the species" reasons. Sex sells. Sex rules. Sex draws the eyes to this paragraph like a tractor beam, because the word "sex" is in it like a million times. But there are people out there with no…
By: Cracked / November 27, 2014

12 Sex-Filled Films To Stream On Netflix

For when you want some good, clean onscreen lovin' that's not porn, I've found an array of sexy films available on Netflix. There are foreign flicks, romantic comedies, period pieces, and everything in between (the sheets) — perfect for solo watching or date night. (And if want something with more romance, less sex, check out…
By: Tres Sugar / November 24, 2014
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