Posts tagged "sex toys"

Federal Employees Get Free Vibrators During Government Shutdown

While the Republicans in Congress are busy fucking the country, federal employees who’ve been affected by the government shutdown can fuck themselves thanks to Vibrators.com. The company is shipping 200 vibrators per day to those employees deemed “nonessential,” in hopes of giving them something to do while they “have so much time” on their hands.

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / October 7, 2013

Stephen Moyer Kissed A Dude While Eating A Hot Dog! Plus, What Your Favorite Sex Toy Says About You

Stephen Moyer was caught sharing a hot dog and kiss with a “male friend.” Interesting. [Socialite Life]
Are you more of a vibrating rubber ducky or a Hitachi Magic Wand kind of gal? Find out what your favorite sex toy says about you. [Em & Lo]
Sex writer Rachel Kramer Bussel break…

By: Ami Angelowicz / October 1, 2013

5 Fresh Sex Games For Fall

Seasons have changed, which means it’s time to freshen up your sex routine. No more sweaty, summer romps on the menu. Onward to fall, the season of snuggling, s’mores, and Jack O’ Lanterns…which make great… OH! You’ll just have to click though and see what kind of dirty things we dreamed up for you to…

By: The Frisky / September 24, 2013

Frisky Q&A: The Ladies Behind The Unbound Box

We get lots of sex toys sent to us at The Frisky’s office. Like, lining-the-bookshelves lots.  Don’t get us wrong: we’ll never say no to a new vibrator or free condoms. But truth be told, the packaging and aesthetic of so many sex toys give us a seedy vibe. We don’t want our sex toy…

By: Jessica Wakeman / September 23, 2013

Now You Can Have Sex With A Likeness Of Farrah Abraham’s Vagina!

Oh my god, aren’t you excited? “Back Door Teen Mom” Farrah Abraham is apparently looking to capitalize on the success of her sex tape with porn star James Deen by selling fuckable replicas of her lady parts. According to Radar Online, Abraham is releasing her own line of sex toys, and in addition to the…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / September 23, 2013

10 Animal Tail Butt Plugs For Fun Anal-Pomorphizing (NSFW)

You might remember this woman with the butt plug tail as Rachel from Season 3 of “Laguna Beach.” Nowadays, she is Tasha Reign, a Penthouse model, porn star, sex columnist and creator of Reignbow Pony Plugs. As described in a press release received by Jezebel, the Reignbow Pony Plug is a “whimsical handcrafted anal plug…

By: The Frisky / September 20, 2013

Let’s All Feel Uncomfortable About This Toddler Finding His Mother’s Giant Dildo

It’s never too early to discover your mom’s huge silicone dildo. Wait, yes it is. It’s always too early. Fortunately I don’t think this toddler has any idea what Mommy likes to do with her special toy from an Ann Summers sex toy party, only that she’s very upset he found it and wants it…

By: Jessica Wakeman / September 10, 2013

Quiz: Sex Slang Or LARP Lingo?

While looking through a Scandinavian LARP (live action role playing game) dictionary — oh, just a regular ‘ol day in the life at The Frisky because seriously, you never know what will bring you inspiration — we had the realization that the terminology reminded us of something. Yeah. That’s right. Sex. And thus, the only…

By: Ami Angelowicz & Winona Dimeo-Ediger / August 21, 2013

Marvel Comic-Themed Sex Toys? Plus, Everything You Need To Know About Erotic Hypnosis

Maybe you’d like to try the Thor. Or maybe you’re more of a Black Widow kind of girl. You can check out the whole line of fictional Marvel Comic-themed sex toys created by a Tumblr user and see what you’re feelin’. [College Candy]
This is a revolutionary concept, but, wait for it …

By: Ami Angelowicz / August 20, 2013

Now You Can Have An Orgasm While You Ride Your Bicycle

With our busy lifestyles, multitasking is a necessity. Like say, for instance, if you want to try to squeeze in both daily exercise (or in the case of NYC’s new Citibike program, your morning commute) and a masturbation session, so you can save the 15 minutes you might spend clicking mindlessly through your Instagram feed.

By: Ami Angelowicz / July 25, 2013

Whoopsies! Michele Bachmann Got A Vibrator In The Mail

Conservative Christian consultants meant to send Rep. Michele Bachmann a head massager in the mail to help soothe her migraines, but accidentally mailed her a vibrator. Hey, Marcus Bachmann likely has not touched her for a while, so I really hope she kept it. [Huffington Post]
Gawker has obtained a tape of Kanye…

By: Jessica Wakeman / July 18, 2013

Spiderman Might Be Gay — Plus The Most Adorable Vibrators Ever

There’s a very good chance that Spiderman is gay, says Andrew Garfield. My spidey senses predicted that ages ago. [Socialite Life]
Spiderman may not be out of the closet yet, but Miss South Carolina, Analouisa Valencia, is. [Uptown Magazine]
These vibrators are absolutely adorable…if adorable is what you’re looking for in a…

By: Ami Angelowicz / July 12, 2013

Sex Toy Race In New York Supports Marriage Equality, Self Gratification

On your mark … Get set … OoooooohhhhHHHHhhhhhhhhh!

The only thing better than a sex toy race is a good finish — especially for a good cause! We first met the Stronic pulsating sex toy in Las Vegas, where four battery-powered dildos pulsated on a 10-foot race course at a whopping 1.5 mph. Thi…

By: Huffington Post Weird News / June 30, 2013

Do Not Want: Vibrators With Faces

Meet (from left to right) Geena the intimate massager, Woody the deep stimulator and Clitt the double action stimulator. They look like something fun for your baby to teeth on, but in fact, they are adult toy company Kokoro’s new line of vibrators. The Buxxxer collection is now available for purchase. That is, if the…

By: Ami Angelowicz / June 10, 2013

Today In Sex: A Goodie Heist & Chocolate Anuses

A mother in Sandy, Oregon, who was hiding a horde of sexy goodies for a friend’s bachelorette party in the trunk of her car so her kids wouldn’t see them, is regretting her decision. Chelsey Coutts is the latest person to fall victim to a series of car break-ins in her apartment complex. Instead of…

By: Ami Angelowicz / June 5, 2013

Wacko App Allows You To Measure How Hard You Spank Someone With Your Phone

Yes, with your phone. Because who doesn’t want to explain to the gal at the Android store that you cracked your screen whacking someone on the ass so you could measure the intensity of a spanking? A $1 app called Spanking Meter— which “doesn’t support violence against mobile phones, tablets or women,” mind you —…

By: Jessica Wakeman / June 5, 2013

Poll: How Often Should You Wash Your Sex Toys?

A survey done in the UK found that only 35 percent of people wash their sex toys after every use. More than half of the participants said they washed their toys “regularly” and 12 percent, clearly not germophobes, admitted to never cleaning them. OK. That’s just gross. The company that ran this survey found the result…

By: The Frisky / May 31, 2013

8 Totally Fresh Sex Games To Try This Summer

It hit 90 degrees in many parts of the country this week. And that made us super horny and extremely lethargic at the same time. Sex is way less fun when you start sweating after 20 seconds. It just is. Your options are: crank the air conditioner and continue your same, stale bump ‘n’ grind…

By: The Frisky / May 31, 2013

The More Elite The British School, The More Money They Spend On Sex Toys

A dubious “study” by a British sex toy web site has found that the more elite the British university, the more money students at the school spend on sex toys. Students at Cambridge, the top university in Britain, spend the most on sex toys, followed by Oxford and then Manchester, according to the web site…

By: Jessica Wakeman / May 29, 2013

5 Baffling Uses of Sex Toys That Prove Humanity Is Doomed

Ninety percent of all sex toys operate on one immutable principle — you put them in and around holes and slosh them about all flibbity jibbity. Another 9 percent, generally, are holes in which you put something in, and the last 1 percent is everything else, like paddles, high-voltage panties, and rubber sheets. Despite the…

By: Cracked / May 4, 2013
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