Since I don’t plan on being proposed to any time soon, this glam, diamond-shaped vibrator is the next best thing. Okay, it’s actually probably better.
The Twenty One Vibrating Diamond, released this week by Bijoux Indiscrets, is a luxury pleasure toy “crafted for precise stimulation across the body.” With 7 different patterns and 3 vibration intensities, it’s great for body massages or very intense personal stimulation for her. Really, it’s just pretty to look at, so the fact that it gets you off is just a bonus. I bet the one on your finger can’t do that… Keep reading »
Today is a momentous day! Swedish sex toy brand PicoBong™ has released a new, revolutionary sex toy that can be used by everyone, regardless of gender or sexual orientation. The TRANSFORMER™ can be used as a rabbit vibe, clitorial massager, cock ring, G-spot vibe, prostate massager, and more.
The toy is 60cm long and has two vibrating pleasure points at each end. It has a flexible silicone exterior with a firm wirey interior, allowing users to twist and bend the device into different shapes to create as many sexual possibilities as possible, without it losing its shape. So what does this mean? It means it’s for EVERYBODY, no matter what kind of pleasure you’re into: it can be used solo for him or her, for him and her, her and her, him and him or groups. Basically, it’s the most versatile, nondiscriminatory sex toy out there. Keep reading »
Farrah Abraham is a national treasure. Remember how the “Teen Mom” has a sex toy line, specifically fuckable molds of her vagina and butthole? Well, the launch party was this week and because it’s so close to Halloween, Farrah decided to dress up in costume for the event. As Elsa from “Frozen,” A CHILDREN’S MOVIE. After the jump, a hilarious photo of Farrah as Elsa, cradling a likeness of her own vag and anus. [Gawker] Keep reading »
After hearing about the LELO Luna Smart Bead, a small vibrator that trains your vagina to have longer and stronger orgasms, I knew I had to try it. When used for only five minutes a day, the bead helps to strengthen your pelvic floor muscles, ultimately making your O’s more frequent and satisfying.
To use, the 3-inch silicone vibe is inserted completely into the vagina, where it progresses through a series of vibrations that become longer and more intense, with periods of non-vibration in between. Using it is easy: while the bead is vibrating, you squeeze your muscles; when it stops, so does your squeezing. Intelligent memory function remembers your progress, and automatically adjusts as your muscles strengthen over time. Basically, it’s a personal trainer for your vagina. So did my vag feel stronger after I used it? Did it give me an orgasm? Can I now break a man’s penis off with just one squeeze of my crotch? Here’s what was going on in my head during my first five minutes using the LUNA Smart Bead. It’s safe to say you can all expect something like this… Keep reading »
I have a really difficult time coming during sex. I can get there, but I need to be in the right frame of mind, my brain can’t be in full-on ADD mode, and I need, like, direct and constant pressure on my clitoris. (Dudes who hope to bang me, you should probably get out a notepad and write that down.) I’m hardly the only woman who has difficulty reaching orgasm during sex or who needs a lot of clitoral stimulation — according to Planned Parenthood, 30 percent of women are in the same boat. I sometimes will break out a vibrator in the bedroom, but depending on the sexual position, it either gets in the way or I find it awkward to hold for an extended period of time. The best position for me is doggystyle (can I just say I hate that term? can we call it something else?) because it lends easy access to my bits, but with one hand busy, I’m left holding my body up with the other arm and really that’s not terribly comfy either. WHAT TO DO? Perhaps Eva is my answer. Keep reading »
See that thing above? Is it A) art, B) a Christmas tree, C) an enormous butt plug or D) all of the above? The answer is D! American Artist Paul McCarthy erected, heh, the sculpture, called “Tree,” in Paris last week, noting that he got the idea for it after noticing that a butt plug sort of looks like a Christmas tree. Okay then. Sadly, this m-ASS-terful work was not appreciated by all, and a rogue group of individuals who clearly hate anal sex decided to take matters into their own hands, The police told the BBC, “An unidentified group of people cut the cables which were holding the artwork, which caused it to collapse.” See the butt plug, I mean “Tree,” in its sad deflated form, after the jump. [BBC] Keep reading »