Joanna Angel is the queen of alt pornography. With hot pink streaks through her raven hair and a petite frame adorned with colorful tattoos, the Brooklyn native “punk princess” of porn created her production company, Burning Angel, shortly after graduating from Rutgers University with degrees in literature and film. This time of year, Joanna is a busy bee. Burning Angel was nominated for numerous awards at this weekend’s AVN Awards, she has movies to make, a Fleshlight to promote, and most recently, she inked an exclusive deal with LA-based sex toy and bondage boutique the Stockroom for her new line of BDSM sex toys. Keep reading »
It really never occurred to me that the FleshLight was actually modeled on a real, live vagina. Like most people, I assumed that it was actually just an “ideal” vagina, composited after a variety of board meetings, with men in suits sitting around a conference table, flipping through diagrams and squeezing latex-feeling things until one of them was like, “Yes, this is it. This is the closest approximation to the vagina of my dreams. We’re gonna be rich!” Well, I was wrong, like I am about many, many things. Here is a very informative video about Eufrat Mai, the actual, real-life vagina model for the FleshLight. It’s kind of incredible to watch her walk through a vast factory of floppy sleeves, all molded to look like her downstairs, and it’s even more incredible to watch her touch the likeness of her actual vagina and approve of its feel. Check out the video, which is NSFW-ish — if you consider watching a dude lube up a FleshLight and lightly, um, explore it with his fingers NSFWish. [Digg]
In a new ad for Lion’s Den Adult Superstore, the sex toy company has created a parody of the “Fifty Shades Of Grey” movie to market their toys in a Christmas commercial called “Fifty Shades Of Santa.” To say that I’m not totally weirded out by it would be a lie. Pardon my pun, but Santa pulls a bunch of goodies out of his sack, including a cock ring, butt plug, handcuffs, a whip and other seXXXy gifts, all while maintaining this creepy grin on his face. Check out the spot and tell me I’m not the only one who now sees Santa in a TOTALLY different light. I no longer want him stuffing my stocking this year. [Happy Place]
At UPS, you might be able to pick up a different kind of package.
The company began offering 3D printing services over the past couple of months, and UPS rules don’t explicitly prohibit customers from using those printers to create sex toys, intrepid reporters at the Daily Dot learned this week. Read more on Huffington Post Weird News…
I looove LELO products. They’re a reputable sex toy brand who’ve produced gems like The ORA, the LUNA Smart Bead and the IDA, to name a few, which is why I’m completely baffled by the creation of their new product, The PINO.
The PINO is the brand’s newest sex toy, designed specifically for male bankers. In a press release for the product, LELO claims the PINO is “the first pleasure object ever created to satisfy the hedonistic sexual cravings and excesses exhibited by members of the financial world.” So, basically they’re calling bankers greedy sex-crazed maniacs, if I’m not mistaken. Keep reading »
I was like a little kid on Christmas day when I got my hands on the PicoBong Transformer. The thing was frightening looking in person, but any toy that’s a rabbit vibe, clitorial massager, cock ring, G-spot vibe and prostate massager all in one is a toy that I’m going to need to try out. Since I was alone this weekend, I decided to give the Transformer solo test drive, and it was interesting to say the least. I was either going to end up in ecstasy or in the hospital, but I took my chances. Here’s how it went… Keep reading »