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LELO Launches A Sex Toy Specifically For Sex-Obsessed “Testosterone-Drenched” Bankers

I looove LELO products. They’re a reputable sex toy brand who’ve produced gems like The ORA, the LUNA Smart Bead and the IDA, to name a few, which is why I’m completely baffled by the creation of their new product, The PINO.

The PINO is the brand’s newest sex toy, designed specifically for male bankers. In a press release for the product, LELO claims the PINO is “the first pleasure object ever created to satisfy the hedonistic sexual cravings and excesses exhibited by members of the financial world.” So, basically they’re calling bankers greedy sex-crazed maniacs, if I’m not mistaken. Keep reading »

The Toy Box: Reviewing The PicoBong Transformer

The Toy Box: Reviewing The PicoBong Transformer

I was like a little kid on Christmas day when I got my hands on the PicoBong Transformer. The thing was frightening looking in person, but any toy that’s a rabbit vibe, clitorial massager, cock ring, G-spot vibe and prostate massager all in one is a toy that I’m going to need to try out. Since I was alone this weekend, I decided to give the Transformer solo test drive, and it was interesting to say the least. I was either going to end up in ecstasy or in the hospital, but I took my chances. Here’s how it went… Keep reading »

The Toy Box: Diamonds (That Vibrate) Are A Girl’s Best Friend

Since I don’t plan on being proposed to any time soon, this glam, diamond-shaped vibrator is the next best thing. Okay, it’s actually probably better.

The Twenty One Vibrating Diamond, released this week by Bijoux Indiscrets, is a luxury pleasure toy “crafted for precise stimulation across the body.” With 7 different patterns and 3 vibration intensities, it’s great for body massages or very intense personal stimulation for her. Really, it’s just pretty to look at, so the fact that it gets you off is just a bonus. I bet the one on your finger can’t do that… Keep reading »

The World’s Most Versatile, Gender-Neutral Sex Toy Has Arrived!

The World's Most Versatile, Gender-Neutral Sex Toy Has Arrived

Today is a momentous day! Swedish sex toy brand PicoBong™ has released a new, revolutionary sex toy that can be used by everyone, regardless of gender or sexual orientation. The TRANSFORMER™ can be used as a rabbit vibe, clitorial massager, cock ring, G-spot vibe, prostate massager, and more.

The toy is 60cm long and has two vibrating pleasure points at each end. It has a flexible silicone exterior with a firm wirey interior, allowing users to twist and bend the device into different shapes to create as many sexual possibilities as possible, without it losing its shape. So what does this mean? It means it’s for EVERYBODY, no matter what kind of pleasure you’re into: it can be used solo for him or her, for him and her, her and her, him and him or groups. Basically, it’s the most versatile, nondiscriminatory sex toy out there. Keep reading »

Farrah Abraham Dressed Up As Elsa From “Frozen” To Hawk Her New Sex Toy Line

Farrah's Sex Toy Line
Farrah Abraham Sex Toy Line
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Farrah Abraham Dressed Up As Elsa From "Frozen" To Hawk Her New Sex Toy Line

Farrah Abraham is a national treasure. Remember how the “Teen Mom” has a sex toy line, specifically fuckable molds of her vagina and butthole? Well, the launch party was this week and because it’s so close to Halloween, Farrah decided to dress up in costume for the event. As Elsa from “Frozen,” A CHILDREN’S MOVIE. After the jump, a hilarious photo of Farrah as Elsa, cradling a likeness of her own vag and anus. [Gawker] Keep reading »

An Inner Monologue While Testing The LELO LUNA Smart Bead “Vagina Trainer”

After hearing about the LELO Luna Smart Bead, a small vibrator that trains your vagina to have longer and stronger orgasms, I knew I had to try it. When used for only five minutes a day, the bead helps to strengthen your pelvic floor muscles, ultimately making your O’s more frequent and satisfying.

To use, the 3-inch silicone vibe is inserted completely into the vagina, where it progresses through a series of vibrations that become longer and more intense, with periods of non-vibration in between. Using it is easy: while the bead is vibrating, you squeeze your muscles; when it stops, so does your squeezing. Intelligent memory function remembers your progress, and automatically adjusts as your muscles strengthen over time. Basically, it’s a personal trainer for your vagina. So did my vag feel stronger after I used it? Did it give me an orgasm? Can I now break a man’s penis off with just one squeeze of my crotch? Here’s what was going on in my head during my first five minutes using the LUNA Smart Bead. It’s safe to say you can all expect something like this… Keep reading »

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