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This GOOP List Of Sex Toys Is Crazy Expensive, Of Course, So Here Are Options You Can Afford

No one needs $395 nipple clamps, but they might be nice to have if you’re a rich person, I guess. More »


Christian Douche Says Women Using Dildos Are On A “Direct Path To Satan”

Shouldn’t I have reached Hell by now? More »


The Oregon Militia Is So Sad That People Are Sending Them Dildos

The Bundy Volume 2 militia in Oregon appealed to the American public to send them supplies to help them wait out the winter in the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge. Apparently right-wing militias are very earnest and really believed that no one would even think to troll them, because according to theMore »


Fifi Hocks Their Sex Toy For Dudes With Rude, Fat-Shaming Ad

A few months ago, I received a press email about a new sex toy for dudes called Fifi. Similar in concept to the Fleshlight, the Fifi had a decidedly more utilitarian, less vaginal design, and looked like something a guy who shops at REI would clip to his backpack before heading out for a hike,… More »


Cocks Not Glocks: University Of Texas Students Will Protest Campus Carry Law With Dildos

“You’re carrying a gun to class? Yeah well I’m carrying a HUGE DILDO.” More »


Farrah Abraham Hopes You’ll Take A Sexy Selfie With Her Inflatable Sex Doll

So far, in 2015, more people have died from unfortunate selfie accidents than have died from shark attacks. I don’t personally find that surprising given that more people die of “literally anything else” than they do from shark attacks. Yet it is with that news in mind that I bring you the news (?) that… More »


Another Reason Never To Go To Burning Man

I know that Burning Man is about a bunch of rich tech bros and hippie dippie goddess worshipers and retired candy ravers coming together for some communal fun and laughter and bad-art-making, but this Public Fleshlight* takes the concept way too far. I was never planning on attending Burning Man, and am feeling more righteous… More »


“Robot Ethicist” Perhaps Too Concerned About Sex Robot Takeover

Whatever — if someone wants to sex a robot, let them sex a robot. More »


There’s Now An Apple Watch Sex Toy

Forget taking off your watch before sex – keep that bad boy on and change the settings for your partner through Apple Watch’s new partnership with the ‘BlushVibe’ vibrator.

BlushVibe’s creators claim it can be activated from within 30ft and has enough battery for two hours. Not only that, it can even by… More »


Sex Toy Test Drive: The FiFi Is A Cute Lil’ Sleeping Bag For Your Dong To Fuck

 I praise Whizworx LLC for keeping the bar low with Fifi’s slogan: “It’s better than your hand.” More »


Macy Grey Wrote A Love Song To Her Vibrator

His name, in case you were wondering, is Bob, which stands for “Battery Operated Better”. More »


Sex Toy Test Drive: The Pulse II Vs. The Squiggle Wiggle

A dude tries out the first vibrator for men … or IS IT? More »


PornHub’s Twerking Butt Is A Marvel For Many Reasons

Just what you always wanted. More »


Track Your Sex Life With ‘Fit Bits’ For Your Naughty Bits

A lot of technological breakthroughs are happening in the sex toy industry.

Joining the revolution are two new sex tracking wearables that are pretty close to hitting the market.

Two different companies have announced plans to release “sex trackers” which in one instance, attach to your junk to track calories burned… More »


A Sexy Teddy Ruxpin? ‘RealDoll’ Is Creating A Sex Doll That Talks Back

Finally, every [lonely] man’s fantasy!

The US company “RealDoll,” the same people who make the creepily realistic life size sex dolls, have now added a bonus feature which is that she can now talk back. However, this new chatty version comes with a hefty price tag of $60,000.

The uh, genius… More »


A Sex Shop Is Opening Up In Mecca

I guess it’s true what they say about a good orgasm making you see God: a sex shop will be opening in Saudi Arabia, in the heart of Islam’s holiest land, Mecca.

El Asira, a Netherlands-based sex toy company run by Abdelaziz Aouragh, will be opening its first brick-and-mortar outlet in the Makkah region… More »


Here Are The Many Ways You Can Use A Dildo For Things Other Than Sex

Do you want to make your caipirinhas with a discount dick? Probably not. More »


The Toy Box: Reviewing Lelo’s Siri 2 Musical Vibrator

Lelo’s Siri 2 is a delightful little gem made to bring musical magic to your sex life by pulsing in time with the songs of your choice. It looks like a tiny remote control, sized to fit perfectly in the grip of your hand (or elsewhere on your bod). When I first pulled it out of the box,… More »


6 Sex Toy Companies Disguised As Household Products

As teenagers, we all went through that phase where everything in your house looks like a vagina or a penis, depending on your preference — it’s the one thing American Pie got right about the human condition. Most grow out of that phase eventually, while others start companies devoted to turning everyday items into things… More »


BREAKING: You Can Now FaceTime With Your Vagina

This is not a drill. More »


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