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13 Places To Hide Your Vibe

Oh, the joys of family: this weekend my conservative older sister is coming to visit, which means I’ve got to get my act together. Sweep the floor. Hide the Percosets. And for God’s sake, unplug the vibrator. Luckily I have a designated “goodie drawer” where I keep my toys, but in high school I hid… More »


Googlher: The Google-Powered Vibration For Search Engine Oh-Oh-OH-ptimization (NSFW)

Leave it to geeks to figure out a way to combine sex toys and the Internet. Googlher is a Google-powered vibrator that plugs into your computer and vibrates like a “bullet vibrator” with the help of the Googlher Firefox Add-on.

Sounds overly complicated to me. I firmly believe that masturbation should not threaten… More »


Behold, An Osama Bin Laden Butt Plug

If you wanna put something in your a**hole, you may as well use an a**hole, right? The Assama bin Laden butt plug is a lovely, pink-hued rendering of Osama bin Laden. If sticking this terrorist where the sun don’t shine is still too good for him, you are in luck. CelebrityButt-Plugs.com has many other fine… More »


Czech Beauty Queens Spanked After Sexy Handcuff Photos Surface

Okay, false advertising. No actual Czech beauty queens actually get spanked in this story. But the lovely ladies in the Miss Czech 2011 pageant were sternly warned they could be disqualified after photos appeared of them playing with sex toys, including handcuffs. Kinky Czech beauty queens are just about the only beauty queens I can… More »


A Belt That Won’t Keep Your Pants On

I whip my hair belt back and forth! Well, I would if I had this combination belt and cat of nine tails. Hint, hint, boy toys! But you don’t have to bend over to purchase this kinky item. Made by dirty designer Incoqnito, it retails for a mere 89 bones. Think of it as an… More »


Wii Sex Toy, More Like Weeeeee!

Forget Epic Mickey and Super Mario Galaxy, the Mojowijo Wii Vibrator is the funnest reason to get the wand gaming system. Thanks to choice attachments, Mojowijo is designed for both men and women. Plus, it promises totally customizable vibes, so no more finding the right setting, speed, or fighting battery power. Your sexy time partner… More »


The Top 10 Scariest Sex Toys

Somewhere along the way, sex toys got really weird. It used to be that sex toys were adorable. Now, they’re just plain scary. Take, for example, this sex doll with a reloadable hymen. We are boggled. Today, we bring you some of the weirdest sex toys on the market. Of course, we may have tried a few of them, too… More »


Like A Virgin: Sex Doll With Reloadable Hymen

Japan has revolutionized robots, animation, and video games. But get a load of their latest entertainment product: a virgin sex doll, complete with a pop-able hymen! Oozing red lotion refills included, so every time you make sweet love stick it in, she’ll get fake blood all over your sheets. Sexy! The name of the product… More »


Show Some Restraint! Sex-In-The-Shower Handcuffs Keep You Suctioned In

For those of you who like to play police officer/naughty girl in the shower, nothing says amore like neoprene, Velcro, and suction cups! OK, I don’t actually want to have sex in my shower because it’s got all kinds of nasty black fungus rapidly multiplying on the shower liner. But with a few squirts of… More »


The GThrust Confuses Me

What the GThrust promises sounds enticing — “a G-rush!” — but I don’t get what it is or how it works, even after Hilary explained it to me and two people in underwear fake humped for 5 minutes and 28 seconds. Can one of you figure it out? [Copyranter] … More »


The 8 Sex Toys You Didn’t Realize You Already Have

What did women do before vibrators were readily available? They did these common items perfect for keeping house and happy. Now we understand how housewives get their satisfied smile. After the jump, the hush-hush household tricks of the trade with 10 homemade sex toys you didn’t realize you owned. … More »


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