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First Time For Everything: Attending A Sex Toy Party

I’d been invited to three adult novelty parties via Facebook. The first two I skipped, but decided the third time was a charm. You see, I’m a scientist, a doctor,…

Bahar Anooshahr |

10 Dream Sexventions For Women

We’ve had lots of boyfriends who we’ve had to remind to wash their hands before they put them anywhere near our vaginas. Don’t they know that dirty paws cause yeast…

The Frisky |

12 Ornaments That Are NSFT (Not Suitable For Tree)

There are some indignities that your Christmas tree or Chanukah bush should not have to endure. Like having a nut sack dangle from its branches. We appreciate that the “Bauballs”

The Frisky |

You Can Hire Someone To “Curate” Your Sex Life For You

Can’t buy a vibrator (or get a free one?) by your lonesome? A new startup will help! MySecretLuxury.com (NSFW) offers a “concierge service” for sex toys for random Tuesday nights,…

Jessica Wakeman |

First Time For Everything: Anal Beads

Years ago, in my early 20s, I dated a guy named Mike. Now Mike, by all accounts, was heterosexual. Perhaps you’re thinking, Um, hello? Duh. Of course he was. He

Sara Barron |

7 Kinky Sex Tips For Curious Vanilla Girls

Are you ladies more kinky than you’re admitting? Considering the popularity of 50 Shades of Grey, the erotica book burning the laps of lady readers across the country, I’m guessing you…

Rachel White |

How Your Sex Toys Are Made (NSFW)

I can’t stop looking at these photos from the Ningbo Yamei toy factory in China. The company produces 13 different models of blow-up dolls.They sold more than 50,000 dolls last…

Ami Angelowicz |

Amazon Sells A 55-Gallon Bucket Of Lube For $1,495

Okay, someone please tell me what a $1,500, 55-gallon vat of Passion Natural Water-Based Lubricant can be used for. Usually a dollop will do ya. Fifty-five gallons seems beyond excessive.

Ami Angelowicz |

Health Secrets I Learned From A Sex Toy Party

When my friend asked me if I wanted to accompany her to a “Passion Party,” I said “Absolutely!” Whether or not I was in the market for adult toys was…

The Daily Muse |

RealTouch Wants To Donate Sex Toys To Military Families

One sex toy company wants to service the men and women who serve our country. Adult toy company RealTouch is looking to donate thousands of male masturbator systems to military…

Ami Angelowicz |

18 WTF Christmas-Themed Sex Toys

It wouldn’t be Christmas without a bunch of holiday-themed sex toys to get you in the spirit. Well, actually it would. But some people will use any excuse they can…

Ami Angelowicz |

14 “Luxury” Sex Toys For The Extremely Rich And Creepy

Whether you’re in the 99 percent or the 1 percent, sex is the one thing that unifies us all. It’s not like the richest people on earth can upgrade to…

Cracked |

Quiz: Sex Toy Or Kitchen Utensil?

For those of you who enjoy getting your cook on, you know that kitchen gadgets and sex toys are hard to tell apart. In honor of Get Bitchin’ In The

Ami Angelowicz |

Attack Of The Killer Vibrator!

April Bonjour, of California (who incidentally has a fantastic porn star name), is suing Pipedream Products Inc. claiming that their vibrator nearly killed her! Bonjour states that she was using the…

Stefanie Blejec |

13 Places To Hide Your Vibe

Oh, the joys of family: this weekend my conservative older sister is coming to visit, which means I’ve got to get my act together. Sweep the floor. Hide the Percosets.

Jessica Wakeman |

Googlher: The Google-Powered Vibration For Search Engine Oh-Oh-OH-ptimization (NSFW)

Leave it to geeks to figure out a way to combine sex toys and the Internet. Googlher is a Google-powered vibrator that plugs into your computer and vibrates like a…

Jessica Wakeman |

Behold, An Osama Bin Laden Butt Plug

If you wanna put something in your a**hole, you may as well use an a**hole, right? The Assama bin Laden butt plug is a lovely, pink-hued rendering of Osama bin

Jessica Wakeman |

Czech Beauty Queens Spanked After Sexy Handcuff Photos Surface

Okay, false advertising. No actual Czech beauty queens actually get spanked in this story. But the lovely ladies in the Miss Czech 2011 pageant were sternly warned they could be…

Jessica Wakeman |

A Belt That Won’t Keep Your Pants On

I whip my hair belt back and forth! Well, I would if I had this combination belt and cat of nine tails. Hint, hint, boy toys! But you don’t have…

Simcha |