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5 Terrifying Sex Toys That Prove We’re Overthinking Sex

5 Terrifying Sex Toys That Prove We're Overthinking Sex

Disclaimer: I’m no prude. Anyone who knows me will spit out a thousand creative insults about me before landing on “prude,” and even then they’re just probably misspelling something more interesting. Yet sometimes when I sit in front of the fire in my smoking jacket, idly sipping Scotch and browsing through the latest issue of Sexy Sex Sexology on Sexual Sexiness, it occurs to me that we, as a society, are totally over thinking boning. Need proof? These five terrifying sex toys on Cracked.com will set the record straight…

4 Ridiculous Sex Machines On Amazon (With Hilarious Reviews)

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Maybe you didn’t know it, but Amazon.com offers sex machines. More importantly, Amazon offers customer reviews for each one of those sex machines, because even though it may not always feel like it, the Internet runs on altruism. For every Nigerian Prince, every subscription wall, every online convenience fee, there are 10 more people who aren’t asking for any money at all and who just want to help you find the best electrical appliance to hump. I was amazed to see that even in a massive online store, where real names and purchases and recommended products are attached to every profile right out in the light where everyone can see, not even the risk of utter humiliation outweighs the human desire to lend a hand. Read more on Cracked…

Miley Cyrus Needs A Hand (Dildo)

Even Miley Cyrus gets lonely on tour. Good thing she has her Hand of Adonis fisting dildo to keep her company. [Idolator]

What Women Think Of Sex Toys

What Women Think Of Sex Toys

Although finding a woman who is against sex toys is pretty rare, some men, however, are actually a little intimidated by the idea of bringing another little something something into the bedroom. Considering the orgasm-inducing power of some sex toys, it makes sense. Read more on Your Tango…

A Sex Toy That Simulates Female Oral — Plus, The Sex Positions Women Hate

  • Women will never leave the house again now that there’s a sex toy that simulates female oral sex. Take that, Fleshlight! [Nerve]
  • Take note, guys. Legs on the shoulders and anal are not sex positions loved by all women. [Your Tango]
  • A 16-year-old girl was engaging in “consensual sexual strangulation” with her 43-year-old boyfriend when she accidentally killed him. YIKES. [Huffington Post]
  • This woman thinks she’s not “wired” to have orgasms. [Em &Lo]
  • Hugh Hefner is trying to get Margot Robbie to pose for Playboy. Of course he is. [Celebuzz] Keep reading »

Bad Idea: Developer Makes Google Glass Sex App

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Well, it was only a matter of time. Sex With Google Glass, a brand-new app developed in London, intends to make your sex life better with Google’s latest toy. The main feature is the ability to switch your point of view and see what your partner is seeing. Learn why it is an awful idea on Newser…

Sex Toys Of The Future, According To The Adult Entertainment Expo (NSFW)

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You probably won’t get a rise out of these toys.

There are plenty of exhibitors at the AVN Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas, but these are the weirdest new additions we could find this year.

The sex industry likes to think its on the cutting edge of extracurriculars, but these “new” products just made us giggle. Would you try them? Learn more on Huffington Post…

Meet Missy, The First Sex Doll In Space

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SexToy.com, an online distributor of adult products, made history when they decided to launch the first ever sex doll into space because? God, I really don’t know. But the important thing is that “Mission 69″ was successfully completed and captured on video for the world to see. So, how did Missy hold up?  Keep reading »

Sex-Toy Vending Machine Irks Italian Town

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As you may or may not know, Europeans are super into trains. It’s like an entire continent of three-year-old boys. It makes sense; their interstates are non-existent, the flights would last nine minutes and their history with dirigibles is decidedly mixed. SOOOO, you’d think a high-traffic area like a train station would be a great place for machine which vends sex toys. According to The Mirror, residents of Casarsa (a place in Italy) are going to need more convincing.  Read more on Your Tango…

First Time For Everything: Attending A Sex Toy Party

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The first time using a vibrating cock ring. Read More »
First Time: Orgy
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What happened at Jessica's first orgy. Read More »

I’d been invited to three adult novelty parties via Facebook. The first two I skipped, but decided the third time was a charm. You see, I’m a scientist, a doctor, with the capacity to deduce conclusive results from my experiments, even failed ones. After my divorce I concluded that a successful relationship requires me to think of what I can give to a partner both emotionally and sexually, rather than focusing solely on what he could give to me.

That’s what sent me to a relationship seminar about sexuality and spirituality. It’s also what solidified the decision to say yes to this party. I am in a new relationship, considering spending the rest of my life with a man and his two children. I figured, subscribing to my friend’s philosophy: “You must try everything once or you’ll die stupid.” Besides, alcohol, food and sex talk with a bunch of strangers didn’t sound like a bad way to spend an afternoon. Keep reading »

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